How do you like your coffee?

[@smarkmouth]

Dark roast, made with a french press. Black.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Depends. When I'm studying, I want it black. Other times I take it with a lot of cream and a lot of sugar. Prefer it iced if I'm out and about. Columbian is my usual.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I'd say "like my women" but I've never had coffee and while my success rate with the ladies is pretty dismal, I am still married with two kids. One of which looks like me.

 

[Bagpipes]

I prefer iced tea or red bull. Was never a fan of hot drinks.

 

[Coco]

I enjoy Earl Grey with a splash of milk while looking down my nose at coffee drinkers.

 

[OYDK]

Shaken not stirred, with a hint of cocoa flavoring, and just a wisp of light foam skimming the top.

Or black.

 

[Bernkastel]

Not a big fan of hot coffee. I will drink iced coffee though. But I prefer it mixed with some kind of flavor.

 

[Reflection]

1 cup hot milk
3/4 tsp coffee
2 pellets of Sugarfree
Stir that sumbitch.

We hardly have 2 months of winter over here, so it's mostly tea for us.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

1 cup hot milk
3/4 tsp coffee
2 pellets of Sugarfree
Stir that sumbitch.

We hardly have 2 months of winter over here, so it's mostly tea for us.

Americans will drink coffee in July in the desert.

 

[Bernkastel]

Americans will drink coffee in July in the desert.

We will also be mad because the grocery is out of our favorite ice cream while there is several feet of snow outside in the middle of winter. And afterwards we will complain that we don't have any ice.

 

[Барбоса]

Non-existent

 

[Coco]

More of a White Russian man?

 

[Барбоса]

A tea-drinker

 

[Navi]

Regular. One sugar and a little bit of cream, not milk, cream.

And none of these Starbucks shenanigans they try to pull with the latte, cream, swirl of cinnamon crap. Last time I asked for a regular coffee, she looked at me like I had two heads. When she asked me the third time, I asked her if I stuttered. Positive they gave me the dredges, never been back there since.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

I prefer all coffee black. You start adding things and you lose the different flavors a of the bean. My favorite type is Kona.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I like my coffee like I like my women. I don't like women.

There, the joke has been made.

 

[smizzy]

I Keurig my shit. My dad usually has a decent selection. I don't add much sugar though although I do like dat flavored Coffee Mate creamer.

 

[nightmare]

I Keurig my shit. My dad usually has a decent selection. I don't add much sugar though although I do like dat flavored Coffee Mate creamer.

That sounds messy & I doubt any flavoring of creamer will cover the nutty taste of your father's morning routine. To each his own and all, I guess...

 

[Bernkastel]

Regular. One sugar and a little bit of cream, not milk, cream.

And none of these Starbucks shenanigans they try to pull with the latte, cream, swirl of cinnamon crap. Last time I asked for a regular coffee, she looked at me like I had two heads. When she asked me the third time, I asked her if I stuttered. Positive they gave me the dredges, never been back there since.

Ah yes, shitty service.. There should be a thread on that.

 

[smizzy]

That sounds messy & I doubt any flavoring of creamer will cover the nutty taste of your father's morning routine. To each his own and all, I guess...

How dare you, nightmare, turn my sloppily assembled words against me?

 

[Miko]

I like tea made with a teabag that is at least on its third attempt, and has been stewed for three days preferably in an old boot. Maximum flavour and it makes you look well hard on a building site

 

[red ass skull muhfukkah]

Black like my dick.

 

[Piss Bucket]

Usually I have coffee with loads of milk, and no sugar.

I've just made one actually, it's on my desk in front of the PC.

 

[Cena Is A Punk Rocker]

Like I like my women. Ground up and in my freezer.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

Tim Hortons original blend. Once I had my first sip of it, there was no going back.
Sometimes I'll put in lots of cream, sometimes I'll take it black, depends on what I'm craving at the time. No sugar, never sugar.