Hints and Tips on how to become great - With yours truly, MR Ferguson

[Mr Ferguson]

Tip One

- Post with authority. Never start a post with "i think" or "maybe". It makes you look weak. It makes your opinion look weak. Stand up and take control. Make your post assertive. Make your posts stand out and say "fuck off i'm right". Always post with the idea that your opinion is fact.

Kind Regards, MR Ferguson.

 

[PlayTheGame]

fergalicious

 

[Moon Knight]

jackass

 

[TheFreshPrints]

Good advice... Fuck you and your gimmick. It's already old.

Also, if you're going to promote "one word posting," you should probably, you know, only post one word. Makes sense, no? By not doing so, you're making a mockery of your own system. But I can help you with that. However, it will not be cheap. I require a fuckton of blow and high-class hookers (preferably Asian or Latin). But if you're up to the challenge, I can make you a god.

The choice is yours.

 

[The Dewbliners]

I think, maybe you should dial it back a bit. I mean, it seems as if you're a tiny bit stuck on yourself. Could be me, though. Could I get everypony elses feelings on this, as I'm not entirely sure.

 

[BK Styles]

Cool story, bro. If I want advice, I'll listen to someone who has a higher post count than ten, thanks.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Tip One

- Post with authority. Never start a post with "i think" or "maybe". It makes you look weak. It makes your opinion look weak. Stand up and take control. Make your post assertive. Make your posts stand out and say "fuck off i'm right". Always post with the idea that your opinion is fact.

Kind Regards, MR Ferguson.

I think...maybe...you're a cunt.

 

[Mr Ferguson]

I think...maybe...you're a cunt.

Trying to take control of a situation by swearing and using foul language is a sign of weakness. It's a sign of low self esteem.

get a job. get money. get bitches. Be like me. I can influence people with the click of my fingers. I don't read other people's bitterness. All i care about is myself and what i think.

Take brings us to Hint number 2

- Don't be influenced by others. A different opinion is a good opinion. Generally in a thread a different opinion will get the most responses. You will be noticed. You will engage others.

Kind Regards, MR Ferguson

 

[Mr Ferguson]

Good advice... Fuck you and your gimmick. It's already old.

Also, if you're going to promote "one word posting," you should probably, you know, only post one word. Makes sense, no? By not doing so, you're making a mockery of your own system. But I can help you with that. However, it will not be cheap. I require a fuckton of blow and high-class hookers (preferably Asian or Latin). But if you're up to the challenge, I can make you a god.

The choice is yours.

I don't have choices. I don't do Choices. For me i live by one option. That's why i am so good. That's why i am a success. Choices make things difficult. Difficulty is a negative. I don't live by negatives.

Also, clean up your language. Females don't find course language attractive. Not even a little bit. Proper language goes along way. Who knows maybe someone other than your mother may end up in your bed.

Your's Sincerely, MR Ferguson.

 

[JGlass]

If I wanted advice from a thirteen-year-old, I'd ask Justin Beiber. That kid is making bank.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Alright I'm back, got my notepad. Please do continue.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Fucking seriously? Somebody put this idiot in prison.

 

[Stormtrooper]

Take brings us to Hint number 2

- Don't be influenced by others. A different opinion is a good opinion. Generally in a thread a different opinion will get the most responses. You will be noticed. You will engage others.

Kind Regards, MR Ferguson

OK.

Of course the phrase "Don't be influenced by others" includes you.

 

[Mr. Steve]

Take brings us to Hint number 2

- Don't be influenced by others. A different opinion is a good opinion. Generally in a thread a different opinion will get the most responses. You will be noticed. You will engage others.

Kind Regards, MR Ferguson

This brings us to Hint Number 2**

Generally in a thread, a different opinion will get the most responses. The other two sentences make no fucking sense.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

Also, clean up your language. Females don't find course language attractive. Not even a little bit.

In your first tip, you encourage posters to tell others to "fuck off". Make up your mind.

Proper language goes along way

I think you mean " a long way".

 

[The Talon]

Mr. Ferguson a.k.a. the new The Talon.


I'm telling you right now, this place ain't safe Fergie. I had to learn to that shit the hard way. Try to get your post count up to 30, it'll be a lil' safer for you then.

 

[Mr. Steve]

Mr. Ferguson a.k.a. the new The Talon.


I'm telling you right now, this place ain't safe Fergie. I had to learn to that shit the hard way. Try to get your post count up to 30, it'll be a lil' safer for you then.

I doubt that having a 30 post count will help anyone.

 

[The Talon]

I doubt that having a 30 post count will help anyone.

Having a post count of 10 makes the guys here in the Bar Room think "FRESH MEAT!". Having a post count around 30 or something will lessen that. Not by much, but it'll lessen it.

 

[Mr. Steve]

Having a post count of 10 makes the guys here in the Bar Room think "FRESH MEAT!". Having a post count around 30 or something will lessen that. Not by much, but it'll lessen it.

Sure...let's go with that.

 

[D-Man]

Oh, I see. So you're going to keep creating these stupid threads and annoying everyone? I suppose you think that just because you posted it in the Bar Room that none of the mods will delete it or take action?

I love how naive some of our posters are.

 

[a0161613]

Having a post count of 10 makes the guys here in the Bar Room think "FRESH MEAT!". Having a post count around 30 or something will lessen that. Not by much, but it'll lessen it.

No, good posts will get you noticed no matter how many there are.

 

[D-Man]

No, good posts will get you noticed no matter how many there are unless your name is Mr Ferguson, you speak in the first person, you're a complete tool, and you eat your own dingleberries.

Fixed.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Please imprison him.

 

[The Talon]

I feel conflicted. I wanna help this guy since I was in the exact same position him when I started, but then again, it feels nice picking on the new kid.


Aw, what the hell? I'll give 'em a chance.

 

[DirtyJosé]

Having a post count of 10 makes the guys here in the Bar Room think "FRESH MEAT!". Having a post count around 30 or something will lessen that. Not by much, but it'll lessen it.

Had nothing to do with your post count. Has everything to do with the attitude. Newer members should lurk before they post, especially in the spam zones.