Guess The Reaction

[ABMorales787]

I saw tdigle's thread about guessing posters and decided "what the f*ck, I'll rip it off and make something stupid off of it".

Here goes #1:

When I got my car last July, I was tagging with a close female friend. One day we stopped for free food at my aunts house. Big mistake. While sitting in the couch watching TV my aunt starts throwing random comments about me having a car. "Oh, now you have a car. Now you can go out by yourself. I'm sure you're always looking for cute girls. So, how many girlfriends do you have?". This all with my female companion was sitting next to me. Now... Guess her reaction.

 

[Via Armbar]

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

"I need to go to the clinic to get checked out"

 

[Cookie]

Too much effort.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Oh no, the basis for another Killjoy thread."

 

[Spaceman Spif]

Killjoy, I think this thread failed.

 

[Leafy]

She shoots your grandma. I hope this happened.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Both your aunt and that bitch with you decided to shit on your chest.

 

[Miko]

Both your aunt and that bitch with you decided to shit on your chest.

If this isnt the reaction now I'll be seriously dissapointed

 

[Razor]

Scat sex is always the best kind. Obviously.

 

[Via Armbar]

Scat sex is the ONLY kind. Obviously.

Fixed that for you Razor.

 

[Razor]

Thank you, kind sir. I had a sneaky feeling that I fucked up that last bit.

 

[Miko]

That is quite disgusting

 

[Razor]

Almost as disgusting as sex without shit everywhere, huh?

 

[Mr. Steve]

Yeah, this thread just got taken over by FromTheBack.

Don't be surprised if all of the members come in here drinking Sam Adams.

 

[Miko]

Almost as disgusting as sex without shit everywhere, huh?

Shit without vomit is wrong, just saying

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I just totally ranked up in Thread Derailment.

 

[Razor]

Ah, I knew I was forgetting the vomit. /facepalm

Please forgive me Miko.

 

[ABMorales787]

I just totally ranked up in Thread Derailment.

You say it as if the thread had any true direction.

Truth be told, she said I was a naughty boy and then decided to "punish" me. But, I turned the tables, or in that case, the matress.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

You say it as if the thread had any true direction.

Truth be told, she said I was a naughty boy and then decided to "punish" me. But, I turned the tables, or in that case, the matress.

Complete and utter disappointment.

 

[Razor]

You say it as if the thread had any true direction.

Truth be told, she said I was a naughty boy and then decided to "punish" me. But, I turned the tables, or in that case, the matress.

Unless you also shit on her chest, we don't care.

 

[ABMorales787]

Dude, she was my septic tank. Shit, vomit and toilet paper.

 

[Leafy]

DUDE! Why the fuck would we want man shatting on woman sex. You sick, sick bastard.

Woman on man only you weirdo.

 

[Razor]

Dude, she was my septic tank. Shit, vomit and toilet paper.

Nasty man. Toilet paper? The paper gets all wet and clingy and what not. Bad form.

 

[ABMorales787]

Charmin. Very very strong and dries fast in heat.