God is Dead (TNA 2/10 spoilers)

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* Sarita and Rosita are backstage getting ready. Rosita is Divina Fly. Madison Rayne and Tara come in. Sarita says Rosita is her cousin.

Why does everyone in TNA have to be related? Dixie takes this "Family" stuff way too seriously. Also that name sounds like an anagram of Sarita.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

SO, a couple things stuck out from that spoiler.

1. Bischoff asks Hernandez to join Immortal.. he says yes. I quite imagine that's how the entire segment will come off, as well. *(Bischoff)- "Join us". (Hernandez, just returned)- "Si."

2. What "new Asian guy"?

3. Why wouldn't Kurt want to fight in a Wrestling match for custudy of his child(ren)? That's a $1,000 (per child) tax right-off you're talking about. Of course it's worth fighting over in a wrestling match. I'd imagine to up the stakes, Jeff will put his Daughter's on the line as well.

4. Sarita has a sister (cousin, whatever), who'da thought it. Mickie and Madison, again, surely there's a stip to this match - right, right? - like, this is the final match between the two? - right? RIGHT?!

5. A ladder match is forth-coming, eh? Whatever happened to the King of the Mountain match? I quite liked those.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

TNA should make a gimmick match where you gotta pin someone to qualify, and then build a table to win the title

Imagine the awesome abyss/table saw spot

*HE'S PUTTING THE THIRD LEG ON, BUT HE CAN'T FIND THE SCREW! IT LOOKS LIKE JOE FOUND IT FIRST, AND HE JAMS IT INTO RVD'S EYE! YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!!!!*

 

[TheOneBigWill]

They could put conspiracy on top of it, by having the ref ring the bell when Abyss put together a generic table, but Joe put together one with an actual TNA logo - then award the title to a 3rd member of the match, who hasn't even put together a table, but instead just pulled one from underneath the ring.. What, it's possible.

 

[J-Dogg]

Ok im confused didnt i read somewhere Jeff and Matt turned face?, just reading those spoilers actually made my head hurt.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

No jeff & matt are still a part of Immortal.

It's just the 4 members of Fourtune that turned face.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Don't tell anyone, but I actually quite like Brian Kendrick. I still consider that five minutes he was interim WWE Champion as a legitimate reign.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Rey & Eddie from SS 2005 immediately popped into my head when reading the Angle/Jarrett segment. Bad idea then, bad idea now.

 

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So this is the X-division match?
Kaz - Bland in every aspect.
Jeremy - Hasn't provane much of himself in singles competition at all
Max - See above
Robbie E. - Too easy

 

[Super Hans]

Ok im confused didnt i read somewhere Jeff and Matt turned face?, just reading those spoilers actually made my head hurt.

That doesnt surprise me, i would imagine choosing McDonalds or Burger King hurts your head also. Also what asian guy?

 

[Shocky]

Words can't describe how much of a failure that Impact is going to be.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Rey & Eddie from SS 2005 immediately popped into my head when reading the Angle/Jarrett segment. Bad idea then, bad idea now.

No, it was a bad idea then, knowing now how awful that angle went, this is a fucking catastrophe.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

So this is the X-division match?
Kaz - Bland in every aspect.
Jeremy - Hasn't provane much of himself in singles competition at all
Max - See above
Robbie E. - Too easy

Well, I guess after Kaz turned face, they needed to make everyone else heels, because that makes sense.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Wait, when did Jeremy qualify?

Also http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=LOLTNA_Sparkly_Purple_Glittery_Fail_Champion I fucking love this

TNA Immortal Championship

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

He did last week.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I thought Max, and only Max did.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

I thought Max, and only Max did.

Oh whatever, it's not like you can tell them apart.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I know but someone said Max AND Jeremy which I'm like huh

Max looks like 90s Matt, Jeremy looks like 90s Jeff

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

The other Buck qualifies tonight. Goes over former TV champion and 5 time Xdiv champ.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Fortune bailing just makes me think Hardy's going to get the belt back, so Immortal has more pretend court leverage

Or Hogs will win it

Is Abyss getting stripped?

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Fortune bailing just makes me think Hardy's going to get the belt back, so Immortal has more pretend court leverage

Or Hogs will win it

Is Abyss getting stripped?

So Anderson would have only held onto the title for a month that was focused on everything else but him. Great stuff.

When was he hurt, two weeks ago right? Can't make it back by AAO I assume he has to be.

 

[The Holy One]

What are the matches for AAO anyway? Kurt/Jarrett, Kaz X title defense, ?

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

All of you get on MSN during Impact.

And;
* Samoa Joe vs. The Pope
* Street Fight: Bully Ray vs. Brother Devon
* X-Division Title Match: Kazarian © vs. Max Buck vs. Jeremy Buck vs. Robbie
* Last Knockout Standing Knockouts Title Match: Madison Rayne vs. Mickie James

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

Kurt/Jarrett
Anderson/Hardy Ladder Match
Joe/Pope
X Division #1 contendership
Mickie/Rayne Last Knockout standing
Bully Ray/ Dvon Street fight

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

You sure about that Ladder match?