Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[justinsayne]

She still gets time on camera though, more than Alex Riley. How sad he must be.

Hence why he's often found pulled over for a DUI after a long night of drowning his sorrows.

 

[justinsayne]

The 2nd season of Avengers: EMH is finally on netflix, & it's fucking awesome!!

 

[Bernkastel]

I apologize because I know Vickie Guerrero is more your type.

 

[JGlass]

I finally got my Christmas lights! Unfortunately, they came to my parent's house in NJ instead of my dorm in college where I wanted to hang them. As such, my bedroom is now adorned in Christmas lights, and it is beautiful. I have no idea what I'm going to do with these after tonight since there's absolutely zero reasons to decorate my room with Christmas lights. Then again, these lights aren't that bright, I could probably fall asleep with them on. Then again, that's a stupid waste of electricity.

Ho ho ho bitches.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

The 2nd season of Avengers: EMH is finally on netflix, & it's fucking awesome!!

Have they decided if they are going to change the name of the show? I heard that starting in season 3 they were considering changing the name, but I haven't heard anything since.

 

[JGlass]

I apologize because I know Vickie Guerrero is more your type.

You must have seen the pictures I took of Pancake's mom.

 

[Bernkastel]

You must have seen the pictures I took of Pancake's mom.

I did, and I have to say I'm impressed. I had no clue that spandex could be bent and shaped that way.

 

[JGlass]

I did, and I have to say I'm impressed. I had no clue that spandex could be bent and shaped that way.

Isn't that the primary function of spandex?

 

[Bernkastel]

Isn't that the primary function of spandex?

I guess... in the same way a condom could be used as a water balloon.

 

[GI Cake]

My mother is way too nice of a lady to be this constantly insulted on the internet... but damn some of these jokes are too damn funny for me to complain.

 

[JGlass]

I'd like to think that one day after all of the people originally in on the joke are gone, Pancake's mom will still be a meme here on WrestleZone.

 

[GI Cake]

If I ever get into a name change bet the loser will have to change their username to Pancake's Mom.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

hey hey hey jim jefferies just posted tour dates 5 hours ago for the Wilbur on march 9th, you down?

 

[The Crock]

I'd like to think that one day after all of the people originally in on the joke are gone, Pancake's mom will still be a meme here on WrestleZone.

I'll come back in ten years and inform the masses of Pancake's mother, if need be.

 

[Coco]

SoA isn't as popular as it is good.

I've always felt it was the opposite: A popular show that's really quite average.

I'm not shocked, but happy to see TWD & Firefly at 3 & 4, would've liked to see SOA represented somewhere on the list & Breaking Bad a little higher though.

When most Breaking Bad fans watch at the level where Heisenberg is a bad-ass and Skyler is a bitch? No way. Breaking Bad fans can be a mob of morons.

 

[The Crock]

I've always felt it was the opposite: A popular show that's really quite average.

You wound me. At least we have a mutual appreciation for Mad Men.

 

[Coco]

You wound me.

After sitting through the third season of SOA, anyone who disagrees with me deserves to be wounded.

 

[The Crock]

After sitting through the third season of SOA, anyone who disagrees with me deserves to be wounded.

The last fifteen minutes of the season 3 finale were spectacular. One of my favorite sequences in any television show, ever.

 

[Nate DaMac]

It was a fucking chore to to get there though. Seeing Opie murder that cunt was worth it.

 

[Coco]

The last two episodes were great. Basically, once we got back to Charming, things got good. We weren't being asked to care about this new cast of poorly fleshed-out characters who had more control over the fates of our characters than they ought have. We weren't bending over backwards to stretch that Abel shit out. When we get back to Charming, suddenly the action was being driven by the decisions of people we care about. It made all the difference in the world.

Seeing how good that show can be when they aren't feeding us horse shit makes that season even worse.

*Edit* Still haven't seen season five. Curious to see what we got.

 

[The Crock]

Yeah, I can agree with that. The parts in Ireland were slow and, at times, downright frustrating. Father Ashby was such an unrelatable character that I literally didn't give a fuck when he traded himself for Abel. I thought the scene where Jax follows Abel and the couple who adopted him through the flea market was great, though -- one of the highlights of the season, for me.

 

[Coco]

Spoiler

I nearly kicked my television when Jax decided he'd let them keep the baby. I can sort of buy it from a character perspective. But by that point, if that was the pay-off, I was probably going to hunt down Kurt Sutter.

 

[Nate DaMac]

So what'd you think of season 4, Coco?

 

[Coco]

So what'd you think of season 4, Coco?

Massive improvement. Probably the best season I've seen of the show.

Spoiler

I'm a little disappointed that Clay didn't get killed off, but I'm not surprised.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Massive improvement. Probably the best season I've seen of the show.

Spoiler

I'm a little disappointed that Clay didn't get killed off, but I'm not surprised.

Spoiler

Yeah, no shit. Though I am a fan of how they used him in season 5. Still, that would have been a more satisfying ending.

On a side note, does anyone else think Danny Trejo is Hollywood's running gag? He pops up in every fucking show/movie. Not that I mind him, but how many different shows call for a large, scary, Hispanic man at some point?