Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Uncle Sam]

Plus I may be getting a king size bed (for free!).

Aren't there laws against dumpster diving?

 

[Miko]

Space is cool. Ancient alien ruins are cool.

See, two great ingredients plus Michael Fassbender and it still managed to be boring.

Biologists that are terrified of biology but only when it's dead and not when it's a strange snake creature that you've never seen before and feel the need to go up and practically french it... those aren't cool.

Just a predictable scene all round though really.

The abortion scene is possibly the best scene of the year. The rest is a muddled mess.

It was good, if I actually cared whether any of the characters lived or died by that point it might've even been tense.

 

[JGlass]

That movie....(holds gun to head, pulls trigger).

My friend convinced me it would be a good buy, so I bought it. Might be the biggest waste of money in my life. I fell asleep like 5 times and I swear I woke up in the same spot each time. Just awful.

So in the life of Theo, you know my life is boring when you get excited about going couch shopping. Going to see if we can find a new couch for the apartment as the one we have is ripping up and having a cat doesn't help that matter. Plus I may be getting a king size bed (for free!). I really need to find something exciting to do.

Dude, couches are awesome; they're like chairs you can sleep on.

See, two great ingredients plus Michael Fassbender and it still managed to be boring.

Oh I forgot how great Michael Fassbender's performance was, probably because he was overshadowed by how shitty the movie was.

 

[Harthan]

So I send Facebook chat to girl today. Ask her what's happening these weekend. She tells me everything in her life has fallen apart and she doesn't want to talk about it.

I swear to God, she is going to be the death of me. I spent 90% of my free time thinking about her, and she won't even talk to me. All I want is to get ten minutes with her face to face so I can have a conversation about us as more than friends, and I can't even manage that.

I'm going to go drink myself into a stupor and probably hang myself, or something.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

So I send Facebook chat to girl today. Ask her what's happening these weekend. She tells me everything in her life has fallen apart and she doesn't want to talk about it.

I swear to God, she is going to be the death of me. I spent 90% of my free time thinking about her, and she won't even talk to me. All I want is to get ten minutes with her face to face so I can have a conversation about us as more than friends, and I can't even manage that.

I'm going to go drink myself into a stupor and probably hang myself, or something.

I suppose you've known this girl for a while. Your third sentence is everything that I hate about women for the most part. They said that their lives are terrible and when you try to help, they say they don't want to talk about it. Well, bitch, don't bring it up in the first place. It just frustrates me sometimes and I've been where you are at time after time after time. I like to think that I would be a great catch for a woman. I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs. I don't get into trouble. I'm funny, smart, caring, compassionate, kind, courteous, etc. It just seems most girls want the bad boy, the type that doesn't give a fuck about them while there are genuine guys lonely and wondering why nobody wants them. If they want to stay with pieces of shit, then I feel no sympathy for them.

I just had to get that off of my chest.

 

[Harthan]

I suppose you've known this girl for a while. Your third sentence is everything that I hate about women for the most part. They said that their lives are terrible and when you try to help, they say they don't want to talk about it. Well, bitch, don't bring it up in the first place. It just frustrates me sometimes and I've been where you are at time after time after time. I like to think that I would be a great catch for a woman. I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs. I don't get into trouble. I'm funny, smart, caring, compassionate, kind, courteous, etc. It just seems most girls want the bad boy, the type that doesn't give a fuck about them while there are genuine guys lonely and wondering why nobody wants them. If they want to stay with pieces of shit, then I feel no sympathy for them.

I just had to get that off of my chest.

I've known her since high school. It's a long story. Well, it's not that long of a story. I'm stupidly desperately in love with her but we're "just friends". I don't want to be that anymore. I don't want to be the idiot that has that conversation on Facebook or text, and I made inroads on it the last time I saw her about three weeks ago, but I was drunk and she wanted me to be sober, so here we are. I tried to see her last weekend but she got called into work. Now, her life is in pieces apparently and I'm just sitting here miserable because I'm concerned about her and I'm pissed that she's in my head this much.

I just want to light up an enormous blunt and take a trip to the moon, but I quit. Oh, except for her, because I will make terrible life decisions like start smoking weed again because she wants me to, and that's exactly the plan when I see her next.

Well, fuck.

Oh, and, apparently things are okay enough for her to send a happy birthday message complete with smiley face to a mutual friend (yes, I am stalking her, this is not a healthy situation) and she's been on FB chat the entire time since I tried to talk to her, which probably means she's talking to someone else, because I guess I rate like shit on her scale.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I've known her since high school. It's a long story. Well, it's not that long of a story. I'm stupidly desperately in love with her but we're "just friends". I don't want to be that anymore. I don't want to be the idiot that has that conversation on Facebook or text, and I made inroads on it the last time I saw her about three weeks ago, but I was drunk and she wanted me to be sober, so here we are. I tried to see her last weekend but she got called into work. Now, her life is in pieces apparently and I'm just sitting here miserable because I'm concerned about her and I'm pissed that she's in my head this much.

I just want to light up an enormous blunt and take a trip to the moon, but I quit. Oh, except for her, because I will make terrible life decisions like start smoking weed again because she wants me to, and that's exactly the plan when I see her next.

Well, fuck.

Oh, and, apparently things are okay enough for her to send a happy birthday message complete with smiley face to a mutual friend (yes, I am stalking her, this is not a healthy situation) and she's been on FB chat the entire time since I tried to talk to her, which probably means she's talking to someone else, because I guess I rate like shit on her scale.

It may be time to move on from her. You're fighting a losing battle. Try to find someone that's worth your time and is worth hers.

 

[JGlass]

I've known her since high school. It's a long story. Well, it's not that long of a story. I'm stupidly desperately in love with her but we're "just friends". I don't want to be that anymore. I don't want to be the idiot that has that conversation on Facebook or text, and I made inroads on it the last time I saw her about three weeks ago, but I was drunk and she wanted me to be sober, so here we are. I tried to see her last weekend but she got called into work. Now, her life is in pieces apparently and I'm just sitting here miserable because I'm concerned about her and I'm pissed that she's in my head this much.

I just want to light up an enormous blunt and take a trip to the moon, but I quit. Oh, except for her, because I will make terrible life decisions like start smoking weed again because she wants me to, and that's exactly the plan when I see her next.

Well, fuck.

Oh, and, apparently things are okay enough for her to send a happy birthday message complete with smiley face to a mutual friend (yes, I am stalking her, this is not a healthy situation) and she's been on FB chat the entire time since I tried to talk to her, which probably means she's talking to someone else, because I guess I rate like shit on her scale.

I don't think smiley faced birthday wishes are an indicator of how someone's day is going. Nonetheless, I think you need to step back from this situation and not be so emotionally invested. You should especially not hang yourself. I realize that you're gaga for this girl, but the truth of the matter is that there are lots of fish in the sea.

I don't know, I'm not good at the "get the fuck over it" conversation. We need NorCal. Where's NorCal?

 

[nightmare]

A full list of movies I've seen so far this year, listed in order of release.

• Man on a Ledge
• Haywire
• The Grey
• Safe House
• John Carter
• 21 Jump Street
• Lockout
• The Avengers
• Prometheus
• Ted
• Amazing Spider-Man
• TDKR
• M:I 4: Ghost Protocol
• Total Recall
• Expendables 2
• Dredd
• Looper
• Argo

There are a bunch of movies that I wanted to see that came out this year as well...

• Friends With Kids
• The Raven
• Moonrise Kingdom
• Safety Not Guaranteed
• Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
• Savages
• The Bourne Legacy
• The Campaign
• Paranorman
• Premium Rush
• End of Watch
• Perks of Being a Wallflower
• Seven Psychopaths
• Taken 2
• Cloud Atlas
• Man With The Iron Fists
• Wreck-It Ralph
• Skyfall
• Django Unchained

Just finally saw Savages. Not bad. Worth a watch.

Safety not Guaranteed was pretty good, not great but a nice idea for a story.

The Raven? That was worse than I expected. Worse I said. Skip it.

AL: Vampire Hunter? Man, just read the book. Its better visually if you use your mind. I was just not impressed.



Favorite movies from your 'seen' movies list:

21 Jump Street
The Avengers
Ted
Looper
Argo

The abortion scene is possibly the best scene of the year. The rest is a muddled mess.

It would have had far less of an impact if not for the robotic assistance. Although if she would have just done it herself without drugs using only a vacuum and a steak knife she would have earned points for toughness.

 

[Барбоса]

Finished the first three episodes of Breaking Bad. It's good but has yet to grip me.

 

[Theo Mays]

Aren't there laws against dumpster diving?

Not if you don't get caught, then it's just immoral.

Dude, couches are awesome; they're like chairs you can sleep on.

And expensive apparently. The cheapest couch we found that wasn't a futon was like 650 bucks and it had to be from the 70s. My new bed, super comfy. Except I don't have a boxspring or head board for it so it is just sitting on my floor and I'm a-ok with that.

 

[The Crock]

My professor never showed up, so I just got a free period... WOO!

 

[JGlass]

My professor never showed up, so I just got a free period... WOO!

Gross. You should probably ask someone for a tampon or something.

 

[The Crock]

Gross. You should probably ask someone for a tampon or something.

I prefer pads.

 

[nightmare]

Finished the first three episodes of Breaking Bad. It's good but has yet to grip me.

Keep going. It gets a lot better the further you go. Very good show.

And expensive apparently. The cheapest couch we found that wasn't a futon was like 650 bucks and it had to be from the 70s. My new bed, super comfy. Except I don't have a boxspring or head board for it so it is just sitting on my floor and I'm a-ok with that.

That is waaayyy to much for a couch unless it is brand new. Something that old? $75 .....tops. Hell, go to thrift stores or Goodwill and you can snag one for a good price. Just get a bottle of febreeze and you are set.

I prefer pads.

More absorption, less insertion right?

 

[Harthan]

Finished the first three episodes of Breaking Bad. It's good but has yet to grip me.

It'll sink its teeth in over time.

 

[JGlass]

So I'd say today was a pretty solid day, yeah?

 

[The Crock]

Agreed.

 

[Барбоса]

Staying up to watch the election and then catching a train on less than two hours sleep to teach the Roman conquests was not a great idea

 

[Cereal Killer]

Jglass > Barack Obama

 

[JGlass]

Thanks teamangle. I don't know who you are, but I'll take it.

 

[Cereal Killer]

Thanks teamangle. I don't know who you are, but I'll take it.

Lol, lately I've been hanging out here in the bar room. It's just that usually I'm in the TNA/WWE sections. Thought that the Jglass thread needed some more Jglass talk..

 

[justinsayne]

Happy first annual N7 day, JGlass & other ME fanboys

http://masseffect.bioware.com/community/n7day/

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Never played ME, Pokemon Black 2 will be mine soon.

 

[The Crock]

I'm gonna stick to NBA 2K13 until next spring, then I'm getting my hands on GTA V. I might play Dishonored at some point before GTA V drops, but that depends on how much time I'll have to play video games.