Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Beastmode 24]

I'm 24, about to be 25. Fuck me, I'm older than most of the people I talk to on here.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

If you ever think about going to see Alex Cross, save your money. This is the most frustrated I've ever been with a movie.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

If you ever think about going to see Alex Cross, save your money. This is the most frustrated I've ever been with a movie.

What Madea shooting serial killers wasn't worth the money?

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

What Madea shooting serial killers wasn't worth the money?

Shooting Madea would be worth my money and I felt like doing it the whole movie.

My frustration is not even with Tyler Perry. It's about the details in the movie.

 

[JGlass]

I'd actually rather see Tyler Perry play an old black woman than see him play anything else.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Shooting Madea would be worth my money and I felt like doing it the whole movie.

My frustration is not even with Tyler Perry. It's about the details in the movie.

I've got some time to kill so if you don't mind I'd love to know what was so bad about it, especially since I'm a James Patterson fan.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I've got some time to kill so if you don't mind I'd love to know what was so bad about it, especially since I'm a James Patterson fan.

1. Where the hell is Sampson?

2. The movie was set in fucking Detroit. In the books, Alex moved to Washington when he was 9 or 10.

3. In the movie, Maria was pregnant with Cross's child and they were going to name him or her Alex. Nice try on that one.

4. Maria wasn't murdered in a restaurant.

5. Where the hell is Sampson?

 

[Theo Mays]

This is the first time in a while that you've mentioned something negative about work. Are you still working the decreased hours?

I work 32 hours (sometimes slightly more) every other week and then 45 or so the other week. But yeah things have been much better of late.

 

[JGlass]

So all your frustrations with the movie came from the fact that the adaptation was not loyal to the original source?

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

And that Tyler Perry was bad at playing Alex Cross but mostly what you said. I'm just a stickler for that. I did think that Matthew Fox was one sick SOB in the movie.

 

[justinsayne]

I watched Mulholland Drive last night. I'm sure I wasn't the only person who felt totally fucking lost afterwards, but sheesh was that a hard one to figure out! I mean, I did eventually, but it took a little while and a glance at wikipedia for help.

So what you're saying is this is not a movie I should start watching if I'm tired, I've had it on my queue for awhile.

I'm 24, about to be 25. Fuck me, I'm older than most of the people I talk to on here.

I turn 32 on Sunday

If you ever think about going to see Alex Cross, save your money. This is the most frustrated I've ever been with a movie.

I knew that as soon as I heard they cast Tyler fucking Perry as Alex Cross

I'd actually rather see Tyler Perry play an old black woman than see him play anything else.

IDK, I think I'd rather see him playing a dead rotting corpse than anything else

And that Tyler Perry was bad at playing Alex Cross but mostly what you said. I'm just a stickler for that. I did think that Matthew Fox was one sick SOB in the movie.

Well don't start reading the Bourne books then, from what I understand the movies are completely different.

 

[Wicked Valentine]

The fuck is up bitches!?

 

[JGlass]

So what you're saying is this is not a movie I should start watching if I'm tired, I've had it on my queue for awhile.

Probably not, it's incredibly bizarre. It's difficult enough to figure out if you're alert, so I would imagine it would be difficult if you're sleepy.

I turn 32 on Sunday

Damn, October is a big month for WrestleZone birthdays it seems.

 

[Wicked Valentine]

My uncles birthday is on Halloween. Apparently my grandma went into labor while at a Haunted House at church.

Happy early Birthday Justin!

 

[JGlass]

The fuck is up bitches!?

Not much, as evidenced by the fact that it is a Friday night and I am posting on WrestleZone .

Actually I think there are people in my apartment that I could drink with. I just don't want to.

 

[Wicked Valentine]

Not much, as evidenced by the fact that it is a Friday night and I am posting on WrestleZone .

Actually I think there are people in my apartment that I could drink with. I just don't want to.

Can you hurry up and date my mom so i can finally hug you?

 

[JGlass]

Can you hurry up and date my mom so i can finally hug you?

Pics or GTFO.

No seriously, let's see 'em.

 

[Wicked Valentine]

Pics or GTFO.

No seriously, let's see 'em.

It's odd that I can't tell if you're referring to a picture of my mom or a picture of my boobs. I have neither.

 

[GI Cake]

Sorry Wicked, but my mom is the forums resident **** here. >_>

 

[JGlass]

It's odd that I can't tell if you're referring to a picture of my mom or a picture of my boobs. I have neither.

Your mom. The alternative is illegal. Sorry it took a while to respond, I was drinking with the people in my apartment.

Sorry Wicked, but my mom is the forums resident **** here. >_>

Hey, Wicked's mom is a classy lady that I plan on romance. She's not a slam piece like your mother.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Hey, Wicked's mom is a classy lady that I plan on romance. She's not a slam piece like your mother.

So you wont need your regular shipment of chloroform?

 

[Wicked Valentine]

Your mom. The alternative is illegal. Sorry it took a while to respond, I was drinking with the people in my apartment.

I knew you'd cave. Woman's intuition strikes again.

Hey, Wicked's mom is a classy lady that I plan on romance. She's not a slam piece like your mother.

This. This is why I'd actually be OK with you dating my mother.

So you wont need your regular shipment of chloroform?

I don't know I know a few people i'd like to "get rid of". Just said it to me, i'll take care of everything

 

[JGlass]

So you wont need your regular shipment of chloroform?

No, all I nee to do is buy Wicked's mom a few glasses of wine, the gentleman's chloroform.

I knew you'd cave. Woman's intuition strikes again.

Well, I like (most of) the people that were in my apartment, so it wasn't like I had no incentive to hang out with them. Plus, I like the occasional drink, and it's more fun to drink with people than drink alone. Not that I'd know, I've only drank alone once (and I believe it's chronicled somewhere in the Bar Room) and it was a fairly brief occurrence, but I enjoy drinking with friends.

This. This is why I'd actually be OK with you dating my mother.

If I ever met you in real life, which I doubt will happen but for the sake of lulz let's say we did, I'd wonder if you'd still hold this opinion.

 

[DirtyJosé]

Ah, I see you're making other CA friends, huh?

I thought I was special...

 

[justinsayne]

Good news, & bad news for ME fans. They're making a ME4, but it will not star Shepard.

http://www.ign.com/articles/2012/10/19/mass-effect-4-wont-star-shepherd-2