Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Coco]

That awkward moment when you find out your best friend in high school got his nipples pierced.

We're not friends anymore. Obviously.

My best friend from grade school turned out to be gay. Puts that awkward sleepover where we shared a bed in a whole different light. I no longer think he was grabbing in his sleep.

 

[justinsayne]

Sorry, I had to go lead the Jets to a late 4th quarter comeback over the St. Louis Rams.

Did you realize that your Jets are leading their division after last weekend?

Man I just realized I totally got Guardians of the Galaxy and Galactic Guardians mixed up. I suppose thats what I get for trying to type up a bunch of shit before I had to run and take an actual shit.

You could just take your laptop into the shitter with you. Hell, that's where I get most of my shit done (no pun intended)

I tend to catch up on all my nerd news at once, so there are times where I'm a few weeks behind on stuff and other stuff I know before anyone.

...or months

Also, for the record I can't stand Diablo Cody. I her movies, yes I dislike Juno. The United States of Tara is an alright show, but I never went out of my way to watch it like I did with a show like Breaking Bad.

I liked Juno, mainly cause I like most of the people in it, Young Adult is/was an overrated pile of shit, Jennifer's Body is terrigood, & I have no idea what the fuck United States of Tara is, nor do I care.

 

[The Crock]

I have all my exams next week, plus a presentation, plus work, plus tech week for the play I'm working on. Your Thursday sounds soft.

Yikes. I've got a big presentation due, but it's not until the end of the semester.

 

[Beastmode 24]

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The eagle should be elected President.

 

[Барбоса]

My continued love of Thunderbirds and Captain Scarlet never ceases to amaze me.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

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Fuck that Obama. BFF would have been EPIC, in that Erb.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

 

[DirtyJosé]

Ok, that was good.

 

[JGlass]

Ok, that was good.

Jose, if by the off chance I get this internship in LA in January, can we be friends?

 

[Uncle Phatso]

I'm sold on that, Saving money now to meet J and Dirty at the Staples center.

Also, would I be shot if I did the good ol' walk down Crenshaw?

 

[DirtyJosé]

Jose, if by the off chance I get this internship in LA in January, can we be friends?

Where's the internship? And I don't see why not.

I'm sold on that, Saving money now to meet J and Dirty at the Staples center.

Also, would I be shot if I did the good ol' walk down Crenshaw?

You know, Crenshaw Blvd. isn't THAT bad (it isn't that good either). Down south in Crenshaw proper I couldn't say. Lots of the west coast still carries a rep from the more openly blood thirsty 80's/90's. Baltimore we are not, thank you very much.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm back. Where's Coco? We need to mark out together about the Devon reveal.

 

[JGlass]

Where's the internship? And I don't see why not.

It's with a company called BermanBraun that's based out of Santa Monica.

I'm back. Where's Coco? We need to mark out together about the Devon reveal.

He saw his shadow and went back into his hole for 6 more weeks of winter. Do Groundhog Day jokes hold any relevance outside of the United States?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Yes, but only because Bill Murray. Only because Bill Murray.

 

[Beastmode 24]

He saw his shadow and went back into his hole for 6 more weeks of winter. Do Groundhog Day jokes hold any relevance outside of the United States?

I don't know, but they're still pretty damn funny.

 

[JGlass]

Yes, but only because Bill Murray. Only because Bill Murray.

That man has done more for Groundhog's Day than Punxsutawney Phil ever has.

 

[justinsayne]

Speaking of Bill Murray, it looks like they're going to start shooting Ghostbusters 3 without him, though I've also heard the new Ghostbusters is going to be a reboot, in which case I really don't know why you would need any of the original cast.

 

[justinsayne]

I want to see Big Show take the title from Sheamus than issue an open challenge for the title, only for Hornswoggle to come out & accept, then in the upset of the century, win the title. Watching the fallout from the IWC would be fucking hilarious. I imagine Dagger's head would explode, considering his "Rey should have never been WHC, cause he's not a heavyweight" stance.

 

[JGlass]

I want to see Big Show take the title from Sheamus than issue an open challenge for the title, only for Hornswoggle to come out & accept, then in the upset of the century, win the title. Watching the fallout from the IWC would be fucking hilarious. I imagine Dagger's head would explode, considering his "Rey should have never been WHC, cause he's not a heavyweight" stance.

You had me at "Daggers head would explode." That's my least favorite part of Dagger.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

You had me at "Daggers head would explode." That's my least favorite part of Dagger.

His head or the Rey Mysterio thing?

 

[JGlass]

His head or the Rey Mysterio thing?

His stupid head. It's the part of him that generates these stupid opinions.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

If that upset happen, while it would be funny to a point, would destroy the little faith I have left in Professional Wrestling.

 

[Барбоса]

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

I hate trying to put pictures up in Mobile mode.