Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Remix]

Really can arrows cut through titanium too, because that's what Robo's armor is, titanium laminated with Kevlar. He is able to survive bombs, bullets, as well as being hit by cars & trucks, & falling off skyscapers. Really don't think a few arrows are going to do shit to him.

I'm tempted to vote for Link out of sheer annoyance at that.

 

[Harthan]

I love Vin Scully.

I just wanted to say that.

 

[JGlass]

Doc, Charlie, and I hanging out is like the NJX of video game nerds. Except I feel like Doc and Charlie know about a larger amount of games than I do. My type of nerd is the one that know EVERYTHING there is to know about certain games.

 

[justinsayne]

Unofficial word out of Chicago is Forte could likely miss about a month, with a high ankle sprain, this news combined with the news of Fred Jackson being out for 4-8 weeks, does not bode well for the Punishers, anyone interested in a trade, I could really use another decent RB.

EDIT: BTW this is for the Glass Asses league (ESPN)

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Unofficial word out of Chicago is Forte could likely miss about a month, with a high ankle sprain, this news combined with the news of Fred Jackson being out for 4-8 weeks, does not bode well for the Punishers, anyone interested in a trade, I could really use another decent RB.

EDIT: BTW this is for the Glass Asses league (ESPN)

Outside of McCoy I'll consider an offer on any of my other RBs. I have Lynch, Shonn Greene, Michael Turner, and Pierre Thomas.

 

[The Crock]

I picked up Ryan Mathews from free agency in one of my other leagues. Somebody released him because of his injury.

 

[nightmare]

Doc, Charlie, and I hanging out is like the NJX of video game nerds. Except I feel like Doc and Charlie know about a larger amount of games than I do. My type of nerd is the one that know EVERYTHING there is to know about certain games.

If they try to double team you in an argument, use the Dynamite logic on them and yell "They arent real!" and walk away. That will show them. Make sure to knock your chair over for emphasis...


You two better be hatching something great for Sab\Sax. Your fans have high expectations. Im still waiting on merchandise that I can spend my hard earned cash on. A shirt, a poster, a lunchbox... something.

 

[justinsayne]

Outside of McCoy I'll consider an offer on any of my other RBs. I have Lynch, Shonn Greene, Michael Turner, and Pierre Thomas.

Just sent you trade proposal

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Just sent you trade proposal

You've got yourself a deal.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Stoned, rummaging through the trash here on WZ and I stumbled upon this gem.

Sung to the tune of Randy's theme song:
I have substance in my piss
now 60 days I'm gonna miss
They've sidelined me!
You got your rules and got your wellness
All designed to keep me okay
But when drugs start getting taken
You start holding back my pay
I have a piss that is so tainted
With a price I can't avoid
Are the drugs that's in my system
Hard narcotics, weed or roids?
I hear divas crying
I see paydays dying
I smell chicken frying
I feel tensions rising
I have substance in my piss
now 60 days I'm gonna miss
They've sidelined me!

I can't believe I missed that back in June.

 

[Барбоса]

I have to say that the arguments being presented for Bugs Bunny are portraying him as some kind of omnipotent mastermind, able to trick even the cleverest and most ruthless killers as well as having an almost god-like level of invulnerability (surely if any toon has that ability it is someone like Daffy Duck or Will E Coyote, the ones who actually get shot or blown up), most of which there is little or no evidence for.

He is essentially being portrayed as a toonified God of Mischief. In other words...

 

[The Doctor]

I'm pretty sure by the end of this weekend you're going to think I'm the most homosexual man on the planet.

This is, of course, assuming you didn't already.

 

[justinsayne]

You've got yourself a deal.

It's been a pleasure doing business with you sir, hopefully my RB curse doesn't effect Turner now.

 

[nightmare]

Stoned, rummaging through the trash here on WZ and I stumbled upon this gem.

Well that was just classy and creative wasnt it. Who do we have to thank for that work of lyrical art? Im gonna sing the chorus to that in my head next time Orton comes out. Its catchy.

 

[DirtyJosé]

I have to say that the arguments being presented for Bugs Bunny are portraying him as some kind of omnipotent mastermind, able to trick even the cleverest and most ruthless killers as well as having an almost god-like level of invulnerability (surely if any toon has that ability it is someone like Daffy Duck or Will E Coyote, the ones who actually get shot or blown up), most of which there is little or no evidence for.

He is essentially being portrayed as a toonified God of Mischief. In other words...

Bugs always wins. Doesn't matter if it's monsters, aliens, scientists, hunters, Nazis, or racists. Watch more cartoons.

 

[JGlass]

I'm pretty sure by the end of this weekend you're going to think I'm the most homosexual man on the planet.

This is, of course, assuming you didn't already.

If this is directed at me, I can assure you this isn't true. I haven't seen you macking with any dudes yet, so I've already seen plenty more gay people than you.

Then again, I don't know what you and Charlie were up to when I was in my room.

 

[justinsayne]

Then again, I don't know what you and Charlie were up to when I was in my room.

IDK either, but I bet it was some major JO material

 

[Барбоса]

Bugs always wins. Doesn't matter if it's monsters, aliens, scientists, hunters, Nazis, or racists. Watch more cartoons.

I have watched plenty of cartoons.

The "always wins" argument should hold no water.

 

[The Doctor]

IDK either, but I bet it was some major JO material

Oh, it was. It was.

Spoiler

We slept on different couches and I woke up at 9 and fucked around on the forums until everyone else woke up. Thrilling stuff.

 

[Showtime]

JGlass, I'd figure I ask before I make my decision. Should I use all three of my starting pitchers and gamble winning the pitchers win category to possibly lose two other categories, or sit all three?

 

[justinsayne]

Oh, it was. It was.

Spoiler

We slept on different couches and I woke up at 9 and fucked around on the forums until everyone else woke up. Thrilling stuff.

Keywords-

Spoiler

fucked around

 

[DirtyJosé]

I have watched plenty of cartoons.

The "always wins" argument should hold no water.

When demonstrating his mastery of disguises and his expert ability to persuade or trick others, I think it's pretty relevant to point out that it always works.

 

[Барбоса]

When demonstrating his mastery of disguises and his expert ability to persuade or trick others, I think it's pretty relevant to point out that it always works.

Against idiots.

 

[nightmare]

When demonstrating his mastery of disguises and his expert ability to persuade or trick others, I think it's pretty relevant to point out that it always works.

"!@!BUT HE COULDNT TRICK A REAL HUMANZ SCIENTIST!!!"


...LULZ


I still say that the fountain pen and playing Bugs at his own game is the only way Iron Man could stand a chance. WB history just gives Bugs a strong case for always coming out on top one way or another.



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Well folks, I just put up the NOC LD, and I am heading off to work. If I can get things done quick enough I could actually watch the PPV at home on my big ass tv instead of at the office on a tiny laptop screen.

 

[justinsayne]

So looks like fantasy hockey probably won't be happening this year, thanks to Gary fucking Bettman, & his 3rd lockout in his 19 yrs. of tyranny as Commissioner of the NHL