Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[The Crock]

That's not even a possible score... they score in increments of 10.

He's from North Carolina -- they give you an extra point if you have all your teeth.

 

[Silly Willy Nilly Vanilly in the Milly]

That's not even a possible score... they score in increments of 10.

Well, if they take off .25 for skipping questions (which I did), then maybe not.
I was always told the opposite though. Screw the NC school system for lying to me then.
In the end, I don't care too much- full ride at my current college, can't complain.

 

[Wicked Valentine]

No, that's the EXACT opposite of how it works. If you skip a question you only lose .25, but if you get a question wrong you lose a full point.

The best advice I can give you is to take practice SATs. Do like, one reading and one math section every weekend, or more if you feel up to it. That should give you an idea of what the SAT is going to be like. I'd also take one full practice SAT just so you can build your endurance.

Then, the night before the test, get a good night sleep. Have a nice breakfast in the morning (big, but not too big), and don't stress out. Now that's easier said than done, but just remember, the SATs don't determine the next 4 years of your life, you do, and you're in control. Besides, you can always retake them again if you fuck up.

Thanks, dude, seriously I really appreciate it. I'm not stressing out about it as much as I thought I would, probably because I know I can do it over. Also, my college counselor is fucking awesome and knows what she's doing and knows how to help students with these kind of exams so that takes a tremendous weight off my shoulders.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

That's the advice I got for the ACT and then I got a 30.

I got a 32

Suck it bitch

 

[Thriller Ant]

I got a 32

Suck it bitch

How is there no crying smiley?

 

[Richard Blonoff]

:'(

Is that the face you plan on making when Strikeforce beats the New Church this week

 

[Thriller Ant]

Is that the face you plan on making when Strikeforce beats the New Church this week

Ain't gonna happen, bro

 

[Pepe Silvia]

He's from North Carolina -- they give you an extra point if you have all your teeth.

fucking lol

When Crock's on, he's on

 

[GI Cake]

No, the ACT doesn't, just the SAT. I don't understand it either, but I got a 2251, so I can't complain.

A 2251, dear god did you copy off of Talon?

 

[Harthan]

Reading this conversation has led me to a startling realization. I thought it would never happen, but it's true - you really do stop giving a shit about standardized test scores after your freshman year.

 

[The Doctor]

hay faaag, do you have monday classes?

WHAT ABOUT ME MOTHERFUCKER? YOU DIDN'T ASK ABOUT ME.

I HAVE TO FLY BACK TO BLOWHIO IN TIME FOR MY EVENING CLASS THAT GETS OUT AT 10PM.

SUCK A DICK.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

WHAT ABOUT ME MOTHERFUCKER? YOU DIDN'T ASK ABOUT ME.

I HAVE TO FLY BACK TO BLOWHIO IN TIME FOR MY EVENING CLASS THAT GETS OUT AT 10PM.

SUCK A DICK.

There isn't a possibly of crashing at your house after the show.

 

[Silly Willy Nilly Vanilly in the Milly]

He's from North Carolina -- they give you an extra point if you have all your teeth.

Sig'd.

 

[Silly Willy Nilly Vanilly in the Milly]

A 2251, dear god did you copy off of Talon?

Vice versa, actually, but that's a story for another time...
Next time, on JM's "Tales from the Panhandle!"

 

[JGlass]

Well, if they take off .25 for skipping questions (which I did), then maybe not.
I was always told the opposite though. Screw the NC school system for lying to me then.
In the end, I don't care too much- full ride at my current college, can't complain.

That's not how it works. Each point is worth 10 points on the final score.

Where are you going to college?

Reading this conversation has led me to a startling realization. I thought it would never happen, but it's true - you really do stop giving a shit about standardized test scores after your freshman year.

Of course you don't. I remember my freshman year in college people would ask what you got on the SATs as if it was some measurement of your intellectual worth. Those types of measurements quickly become meaningless as you meet some brilliant people who just don't care about academics and some great students that are real dummies.

There isn't a possibly of crashing at your house after the show.

You can crash at my house after the show. I have two couches!

 

[Silly Willy Nilly Vanilly in the Milly]

That's not how it works. Each point is worth 10 points on the final score.
Where are you going to college?

Fayetteville State University, where I have a Minority Scholarship... for being white.
Seriously serious.

 

[JGlass]

Fayetteville State University, where I have a Minority Scholarship... for being white.
Seriously serious.

We finally did it! We beat racism!

 

[Richard Blonoff]

We finally did it! We beat racism!

This is the first thing I thought of when I read this

 

[JGlass]

This is the first thing I thought of when I read this

And I was just reliving one of WWE's most racially correct angles with Doc... Mama Benjamin!

 

[Remix]

Fayetteville State University, where I have a Minority Scholarship... for being white.
Seriously serious.

Hey, welcome to the "I'm white, but an ethnic minority on my degree" club.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

And I was just reliving one of WWE's most racially correct angles with Doc... Mama Benjamin!

Viscera scene

yesss

 

[justinsayne]

I signed up for the SATs today. Scheduled for October 6th. Anyone got any advice or tips for me?

Cheat, & don't get caught

How is there no crying smiley?

There is -->

 

[Thriller Ant]

There is -->

Fuck, how did I miss that?

 

[Silly Willy Nilly Vanilly in the Milly]

Hey, welcome to the "I'm white, but an ethnic minority on my degree" club.

Wow, didn't realize it was a club.

 

[Kermit]

I hold the common residents of this thread at the most highest form of intelligence on this forum. Quick, I need your help!

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