Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Richard Blonoff]

In support of the BZ tournament I may consider changing my sig to whomever I want to support. Deadpool and Pinkie have sufficiently broken the fourth wall

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I never hated pre-say, but I disliked Cena before ECW One Night Stand in 2006. But after that event after all the hassle he got, his feud with Edge which resulted in an awesome TLC match at Unforgiven 2006, he won me over. Never been a huge fan of him like I am others (Jericho, Punk, Bryan) but I do enjoy and respect him.

I don't cheer him, but at the same time unless he is facing a guy I really like I won't boo him. I respect what he does in the ring. He doesn't put on clinics but give him the right opponent and he will steal the show.

I get so tired of people who complain about his limited move set. I don't mind that he doesn't have a big book of moves because he is very good at what he does...minus dropkicks and that diving fame-ass-er.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

I too hope Deadpool makes it far in the tournament. I love breaking the fourth wall.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

It's Harthan's fault. He's made at me because of the Cena/Punk war. He'll come around eventually... I hope.

I'm available.

 

[JGlass]

I just realized that I'm going to see CM Punk vs. John Cena live at Night of Champions. I think Daniel Bryan has a word for the emotion I'm feeling right now...

I'm available.

You are high on the contingency list.

 

[Daniel]

I don't cheer him, but at the same time unless he is facing a guy I really like I won't boo him. I respect what he does in the ring. He doesn't put on clinics but give him the right opponent and he will steal the show.

I get so tired of people who complain about his limited move set. I don't mind that he doesn't have a big book of moves because he is very good at what he does...minus dropkicks and that diving fame-ass-er.

You shush.

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This was one of my favourite moments of 2010. Sandwiched between the Nexus debut and Jack Swagger taking hours to unhook the MITB briefcase.

 

[SD619]

You shush.

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This was one of my favourite moments of 2010. Sandwiched between the Nexus debut and Jack Swagger taking hours to unhook the MITB briefcase.

Surprisingly King made his 'Puppies' sound after seeing that.

 

[Theo Mays]

I scrubbed some old man's balls today. They were swollen beyond belief. He warned me before hand that I may not like what I see. Today has been awful. I feel like I was hit by a bus and then backed over by the previously mentioned bus. I'm overly tired and I still have that concert to go to. A cranky Theo is not a good Theo.

 

[JGlass]

BattleZone Competitors are being posted. The first batch is a group of repeats, but the list gets more exciting as it grows!

I get so tired of people who complain about his limited move set. I don't mind that he doesn't have a big book of moves because he is very good at what he does...minus dropkicks and that diving fame-ass-er.

His diving fameasser is one of his coolest moves. It's just so brutal looking to see a guy that big drop a leg across someone's neck from that height. His dropkick is solid too, as Seth pointed out.

Do I call you Seth, or Sanka? Or should I just address you as Layla fan?

 

[The Dragon Saga]

I think the diving fameasser is to Cena as the diving elbow drop is to CM Punk. Sometimes its hit with precision, other times it's hit in an awkward manner. As for the dropkick, he's no Orton or Ziggler, but his dropkick is solid.

 

[JGlass]

His dropkick is a million times better than Ziggler's. No argument on Orton's dropkick though, that thing is just pretty.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

His dropkick is a million times better than Ziggler's.

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I respectfully disagree. It's the one offensive move Ziggler hits which gets even a smile out of me.

 

[JGlass]

His just looks like he throws his body in the air and kicks his legs out. Cena's looks much more controlled, and therefore more devastating.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

His just looks like he throws his body in the air...

But, that's how Ziggler does just about everything.

 

[JGlass]

Precisely...

 

[Bernkastel]

Your both wrong; Eve has the best dropkicks... oh wait, we aren't trying to be funny?

 

[Harthan]

It is physically impossible for Cena to do anything better than Dolph Ziggler, because Ziggler is the best at everything.

 

[Bernkastel]

It is physically impossible for Cena to do anything better than Dolph Ziggler, because Ziggler is the best at everything.

Expect drawing heat and money. Oh snap.

 

[JGlass]

It is physically impossible for Cena to do anything better than Dolph Ziggler, because Ziggler is the best at everything.

Go sign up for fantasy football.

 

[Silly Willy Nilly Vanilly in the Milly]

Bask in its sexiness.

 

[JGlass]

Everyone go look at me talk about politics

http://jglassy.com/2012/08/29/obamas-reddit-ama-is-stupid-and-so-is-this-election/

 

[IHW]

Everyone go look at me talk about politics

http://jglassy.com/2012/08/29/obamas-reddit-ama-is-stupid-and-so-is-this-election/

I agree that the election is strongly swayed by how "cool" the candidate is. Its understood because you do want to be able to connect in some way with the person running. Especially if its the President. Obama going on Reddit and doing an AMA makes sense, but I'm against the President doing publicity stunts like this. In a way he is taking advantage of a lot of young and easily swayed voters. Great article and couldn't agree more.

BTW, I went on Reddit and couldn't find a lick of porn. Probably didn't look hard enough.

 

[JGlass]

You probably just have to enable adult settings or something. I'm not a Reddit person so I can't help you, but it was my understanding that there's lots of porn to be found.

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

I have a huge favour to ask all of the Glassholes. The best part is, it's really easy. Litterally a click, a scroll and two more clicks.

Can everyone click the link below, scroll down to about half way and click "The Firefighters" in the posted poll? Then submit your answer like a champ. You don't have to read the article, but if you do and have any questions ask away. The article leans heavily towards oneside and doesn't paint an accurate picture at all, on top of just being shady, shady to begin with.

You guys are the best... except for Yazloz and I hope to talk to you soon.

EDIT: Oh yeah. The link: http://www.recorder.ca/2012/08/29/impasse-off-to-arbitration

 

[JGlass]

Nice save, Merk.

I guess the article is right when they fall firefighters a bunch of IDIOTS! (I haven't even clicked on the article yet, but that's what I assume is going on)