Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Coco]

Clue got exponentially funnier when I grew old enough to understand McCarthyism.

Which still doesn't make it all that funny.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

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Hot Beef NJection

Keep this alive as long as humanly possible. None of his had the heart to tell him, right to his bright shining eyes and grin, that this was probably the worst idea in the history of ideas.

 

[Stormtrooper]

I can put together a new league, the only issue is that tonight is literally the only night before the season starts that I can draft.

Tonight is also the only night before the season starts, since, well, the season starts TOMORROW.

Jets vs. Bucs Sunday, you watching it JGlass?

 

[Thriller Ant]

Tonight is also the only night before the season starts, since, well, the season starts TOMORROW.

Jets vs. Bucs Sunday, you watching it JGlass?

Shit, I forgot about the dumb ass Thursday games.

 

[JGlass]

Tonight is also the only night before the season starts, since, well, the season starts TOMORROW.

Jets vs. Bucs Sunday, you watching it JGlass?

If it's on, sure, but I'm not sure it will be. I will definitely be watching Denver/Baltimore though. I can't wait to see what that Denver passing offense looks like.

 

[nightmare]

Do I look like a fucking tailor!?

Well, not yet. I mean you have to graduate sewing academy first, then intern at a fine establishment and then maybe one day even open your own shop.

Keep at it.


Oh, and you look like a smaller, less homeless looking Mick Foley.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Mick Foley is my hero, so thank you.

D-Man can go chew on an asbestos board.

 

[nightmare]

He is far too busy looking at porn to eat. Then he has to get another microphone tattoo.

 

[Stormtrooper]

Shit, I forgot about the dumb ass Thursday games.

Yeah and since it's Denver, there's pretty big fantasy implications for the game too. Manning, the receivers, Ray Rice, Flacco, both D's, Justin Tucker

If it's on, sure, but I'm not sure it will be. I will definitely be watching Denver/Baltimore though. I can't wait to see what that Denver passing offense looks like.

You should find a nice local bar to watch the game. Make sure to wear Jets jerseys and stuff. Or don't wear Jets stuff until you know there are other Jets fans there.

 

[The Kid]

Just throwing this out there:

Denver vs SF is my Super Bowl pick.

I'm a Titans fan, but now that they don't have a black QB or a drunk white QB, I'm not too big of a fan.

Jets are my NY team, followed by the G-Men. Should be an annoying season for us New Yorkers.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Yeah and since it's Denver, there's pretty big fantasy implications for the game too. Manning, the receivers, Ray Rice, Flacco, both D's, Justin Tucker

I have Rice on one team and Welker on the other. I had Baltimore's D, but I decided to stream whoever is playing the Jets instead.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I'm not passionate about another league either, I just thought I'd throw it out there and see if there were any bites.

I'm biting since I'm not in one, but it's alright I guess.

 

[Ty Burna]

I have Rice on one team and Welker on the other. I had Baltimore's D, but I decided to stream whoever is playing the Jets instead.

Rice, Torrey Smith, and Justin Tucker for me tonight. Welker and Thomas in two separate leagues as well. This would be a great night for a 49-42 shootout or something to that effect.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Rice, Torrey Smith, and Justin Tucker for me tonight. Welker and Thomas in two separate leagues as well. This would be a great night for a 49-42 shootout or something to that effect.

I have Torrey Smith on a team, but I don't think he's cracking my lineup.

 

[Ty Burna]

I have Torrey Smith on a team, but I don't think he's cracking my lineup.

I sacrificed on WR's just a bit to stock up on running back this year. I have Brandon Marshall, Torrey Smith, Mike Wallace, Greg Jennings, and Emmanuel Sanders. Marshall is the only receiver Cutler throws to, and Smith should get a ton of targets as the #1 receiver in Baltimore. Wallace is sitting until Tannenhill proves he can get him the ball.

Running back wise I have 3 of the top 20 RB's according to ESPn's rankings. Rice, Reggie Bush, and Stevan Ridley. Mcfadden clocks in at #22 for me and he's my 4th running back.

 

[Thriller Ant]

I sacrificed on WR's just a bit to stock up on running back this year. I have Brandon Marshall, Torrey Smith, Mike Wallace, Greg Jennings, and Emmanuel Sanders. Marshall is the only receiver Cutler throws to, and Smith should get a ton of targets as the #1 receiver in Baltimore. Wallace is sitting until Tannenhill proves he can get him the ball.

Running back wise I have 3 of the top 20 RB's according to ESPn's rankings. Rice, Reggie Bush, and Stevan Ridley. Mcfadden clocks in at #22 for me and he's my 4th running back.

The other WRs I have on that team are Brandon Marshall, Dwayne Bowe, Tavon Austin, and Golden Tate. I have Ray Rice, Reggie Bush, David Wilson, Daryl Richardson, Mark Ingram, and Bernard Pierce (handcuff) at RB.

 

[Ty Burna]

The other WRs I have on that team are Brandon Marshall, Dwayne Bowe, Tavon Austin, and Golden Tate. I have Ray Rice, Reggie Bush, David Wilson, Daryl Richardson, Mark Ingram, and Bernard Pierce (handcuff) at RB.

How many teams are in this league? Jesus that's stacked.

 

[JGlass]

Tonight I have Monte Ball, Ray Rice, Matt Prader, and Denver defense. Plenty of people to root for tonight.

You should find a nice local bar to watch the game. Make sure to wear Jets jerseys and stuff. Or don't wear Jets stuff until you know there are other Jets fans there.

I don't have a Jets jersey anymore. I had the jersey of a certain cornerback that used to play for the team, but he's in Tampa Bay now.

 

[Thriller Ant]

How many teams are in this league? Jesus that's stacked.

10, and not all of them were that great at drafting.

I don't have a Jets jersey anymore. I had the jersey of a certain cornerback that used to play for the team, but he's in Tampa Bay now.

I'm banking on that cornerback having a big game. I'm starting Tampa's D on both of my teams.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Well, apparently JMT renewed his league and I didn't know about it. I got Kaepernick and Schaub as QB's and Spiller, Sproles, and Richardson as my RB's. I like that.

 

[Stormtrooper]

I have Rice on one team and Welker on the other. I had Baltimore's D, but I decided to stream whoever is playing the Jets instead.

I think the Jets O won't be as shitty as everyone says it will be.

Don't get me wrong it won't be good, but Chris Ivory is a solid back and Holmes is a legit excellent receiver.

It's not a bad strategy none-the-less. I may do a similar thing with Oakland who has a worse O then the Jets. They don't even have a receiver (or great O-Linemen).

I don't have a Jets jersey anymore. I had the jersey of a certain cornerback that used to play for the team, but he's in Tampa Bay now.

I have 15 Jets Jerseys. 4 still on the team (3 after this year), the rest not.

Still on the team jerseys:
52-David Harris
74-Nick Mangold
6-Mark Sanchez
60-D'Brickashaw Ferguson (he'd have such a sweet jersey in the XFL).

Not on team anymore:
4-Brett Favre
20-Thomas Jones
24-Darelle Revis
25-Kerry Rhodes
51-Jonathan Vilma
81-Justin McCareins
87-Loverneous Coles
94-John Abraham

Retired Jets whom will always be Jets
28-Curtis Martin
80-Wayne Chrebet
10-Chad Pennington

I'm getting Mo Wilkserson next (maybe this year, as I haven't gotten a Nike jersey yet). He's a fucking beast and won't be going anywhere, except Canton. If Coples has a great year he will go to #2 on my list instead of one of the first round picks this year. Vlad Ducasse is like 988888 on the list. I fucking hate him, he always false starts on my Madden 25. At least once a game.

Speaking of Madden 25, did you acquire one? for which gaming system if so?

 

[JGlass]

I think the Jets O won't be as shitty as everyone says it will be.

Don't get me wrong it won't be good, but Chris Ivory is a solid back and Holmes is a legit excellent receiver.

It's not a bad strategy none-the-less. I may do a similar thing with Oakland who has a worse O then the Jets. They don't even have a receiver (or great O-Linemen).


I have 15 Jets Jerseys. 4 still on the team (3 after this year), the rest not.

Still on the team jerseys:
52-David Harris
74-Nick Mangold
6-Mark Sanchez
60-D'Brickashaw Ferguson (he'd have such a sweet jersey in the XFL).

Not on team anymore:
4-Brett Favre
20-Thomas Jones
24-Darelle Revis
25-Kerry Rhodes
51-Jonathan Vilma
81-Justin McCareins
87-Loverneous Coles
94-John Abraham

Retired Jets whom will always be Jets
28-Curtis Martin
80-Wayne Chrebet
10-Chad Pennington

I'm getting Mo Wilkserson next (maybe this year, as I haven't gotten a Nike jersey yet). He's a fucking beast and won't be going anywhere, except Canton. If Coples has a great year he will go to #2 on my list instead of one of the first round picks this year. Vlad Ducasse is like 988888 on the list. I fucking hate him, he always false starts on my Madden 25. At least once a game.

Speaking of Madden 25, did you acquire one? for which gaming system if so?

I've had three Jets jerseys my whole life. My very first one was one that you actually don't have: Keyshawn Johnson. Besides him, I have Curtis Martin and Darrell Revis. I am not currently interested in acquiring any new Jets jerseys. I need a new Devils jersey first, considering the two I own are Marty and Elias, and I don't think either of them are playing much longer.

I do have Madden 25 for my 360. I've dabbled in Ultimate Team, but am currently investing my time in my franchise mode. I'm playing as Tom Landry with a fantasy drafted Jets. We just lost the Superbowl to the Vikings.

 

[Stormtrooper]

I've had three Jets jerseys my whole life. My very first one was one that you actually don't have: Keyshawn Johnson. Besides him, I have Curtis Martin and Darrell Revis. I am not currently interested in acquiring any new Jets jerseys. I need a new Devils jersey first, considering the two I own are Marty and Elias, and I don't think either of them are playing much longer.

I do have Madden 25 for my 360. I've dabbled in Ultimate Team, but am currently investing my time in my franchise mode. I'm playing as Tom Landry with a fantasy drafted Jets. We just lost the Superbowl to the Vikings.

I've got PS3 Madden. Bill Walsh has guided the default roster Jets to the Super Bowl (thanks to free agent signings Kerry Rhodes, Randy Moss, a kick returner and kicker and me playing), the Raiders moved to Brooklyn (now called the Yanks), the Jaguars are moving to LA, and I think SF, ATL, and Minnesota have new stadiums. I'm now 5-0 in year 2 of franchise.

I'm gonna do an owner mode with a fantasy draft soon. Then add a more characters just to move the Jaguars to London, the Raiders to LA, and someone else to Mexico City (and rebuild the Bills stadium so they don't leave).

 

[JGlass]

I've got PS3 Madden. Bill Walsh has guided the default roster Jets to the Super Bowl (thanks to free agent signings Kerry Rhodes, Randy Moss, a kick returner and kicker and me playing), the Raiders moved to Brooklyn (now called the Yanks), the Jaguars are moving to LA, and I think SF, ATL, and Minnesota have new stadiums. I'm now 5-0 in year 2 of franchise.

I'm gonna do an owner mode with a fantasy draft soon. Then add a more characters just to move the Jaguars to London, the Raiders to LA, and someone else to Mexico City (and rebuild the Bills stadium so they don't leave).

After one season, nobody has moved yet. The Vikes built a new stadium, but can you blame them? I'm excited for new teams though. I'm surprised they made Brooklyn available as a city to move to. Where the hell would they put a stadium?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Ive heard that owner mode is trash...What say you all?

Also, Glassy, your going to give me a thorough, honest review of WWE 2K14 when it comes out right?