Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

One of my all time favorites. I used to keep a copy in my car so if I went to a place were people hadnt seen it, I could share it with them. I was like a Christian missionary. With Pineapple Express.

I don't know if I already knew that, but either way, I am happy we're friends.

If you liked that, you should see This Is The End. I know you're not one for going to movies, but I think you'd really enjoy this one.

That's way dope. I'd put days of game-time into the N64 games alone.

N64 is arguably one of the most important consoles of all time, but some of the multiplayer games for SNES beat anything N64 has.

That was a heartbreaking loss in Game 1 tonight. Great game though and Rask is still a beast.

Crawford is clearly better.
 
N64 is arguably one of the most important consoles of all time, but some of the multiplayer games for SNES beat anything N64 has.

I feel like I have to mention Goldeneye on the N64 if we're talking about great multiplayer games. Like, I'd stack that up there with any of the multiplayer games today and probably enjoy it just as much, if not more.
 
That's way dope. I'd put days of game-time into the N64 games alone.

I still do. It took 70 gameplay hours to get through DK64 the first time I played - and I had the guide. Rush 2049 takes about the same. Banjo Tooie is a solid 15 hours even when you know what you are doing.
 
I feel like I have to mention Goldeneye on the N64 if we're talking about great multiplayer games. Like, I'd stack that up there with any of the multiplayer games today and probably enjoy it just as much, if not more.

Eh, I've always seen it as more groundbreaking than a truly great game. While time has been kind to such classics as Mario Kart 64 and Turtles in Time, Golden Eye is an antique: cherished because of the fond memories, but doesn't actually serve a function anymore.

Hollyyyyyy Helllll what a game 1. That was fucking terrific.

I was watching a 30 for 30 on Netflix when I was trying to get to sleep when it dawned on me that I wanted to find out who won the game. This was somewhere around 12:50 I think, so you can imagine my surprise when I found out the game was still going on.
 
I feel like I have to mention Goldeneye on the N64 if we're talking about great multiplayer games. Like, I'd stack that up there with any of the multiplayer games today and probably enjoy it just as much, if not more.

Eh, I've always seen it as more groundbreaking than a truly great game. While time has been kind to such classics as Mario Kart 64 and Turtles in Time, Golden Eye is an antique: cherished because of the fond memories, but doesn't actually serve a function anymore.
JGlass is accurate on this one, Crock.

I played Goldeneye a couple years ago. While it was a great game back in the late 90's, it's total shit now. Other shooters have taken the genre to way higher levels. That doesn't make Goldeneye a game that should be forgotten, as it's the reason we have shooters on consoles today, but time has made the game look and play like total crap.

The PsWii60 remake that came out a few years ago is so much better. Much less important, but right now it's better.
 
Shooters age really, really fast. Even COD 4 will look like shit once COD 5 and 6 come out. Racing games don't age as badly; Mario Kart; Diddy Kong Racing, and the Rush series, among others still look and play very well on the 64. Fighting games are about the same. Adventure and platform games barely age at all.
 
I have to go back to the dentist next Weds. to have three teeth pulled... I'll be taking next Weds, & thurs. off from work to recover... & play the Last Of Us.
 
I have to go back to the dentist next Weds. to have three teeth pulled... I'll be taking next Weds, & thurs. off from work to recover... & play the Last Of Us.

That's why I always say, "Dental hygiene is no joke." Neither is fire safety for that matter.

But I hope you enjoy The Last of Us. I'll try not to reveal any spoilers after I spend the whole weekend playing it to death.
 
That's why I always say, "Dental hygiene is no joke." Neither is fire safety for that matter.

It'll also cost me roughly $150 to have those 3 tooths pulled to, which really pisses me off, the dentist is getting like $50 a tooth, yet when I was a kid I only $0.50 a tooth from the fucking tooth fairy... I think Ol' Dwayne owes me some fucking cash, & that motherfucker better adjust for inflation too.

But I hope you enjoy The Last of Us. I'll try not to reveal any spoilers after I spend the whole weekend playing it to death.

The multi-player is suppose to be pretty good as well, though I doubt I even bother looking at that part of the game until I finish the story.
 
I'm currently watching the wedding episode of The Office, and it makes me wonder why boat captains are allowed to marry people. Why is that part of their duties?

It'll also cost me roughly $150 to have those 3 tooths pulled to, which really pisses me off, the dentist is getting like $50 a tooth, yet when I was a kid I only $0.50 a tooth from the fucking tooth fairy... I think Ol' Dwayne owes me some fucking cash, & that motherfucker better adjust for inflation too.

That's your fault for living in the Midwest. Here on the East Coast you can get top dollar for tooth.

The multi-player is suppose to be pretty good as well, though I doubt I even bother looking at that part of the game until I finish the story.

Yeah, the multi-player looks pretty cerebral for an adventure game, but I'm with you, I'm going to play the crap out of single player first.
 
Eh, I've always seen it as more groundbreaking than a truly great game. While time has been kind to such classics as Mario Kart 64 and Turtles in Time, Golden Eye is an antique: cherished because of the fond memories, but doesn't actually serve a function anymore.

JGlass is accurate on this one, Crock.

I played Goldeneye a couple years ago. While it was a great game back in the late 90's, it's total shit now. Other shooters have taken the genre to way higher levels. That doesn't make Goldeneye a game that should be forgotten, as it's the reason we have shooters on consoles today, but time has made the game look and play like total crap.

The PsWii60 remake that came out a few years ago is so much better. Much less important, but right now it's better.
I've played it recently and it's definitely not like playing one of today's super polished shooters (like Battlefield or Call of Duty), but I had loads of fun with it. It's a more simplistic kind of fun -- like any N64 game is compared to today's games -- but still fun. Obviously, it won't stack up graphically or have any of the bells and whistles the new ones have, but I still found it really fun when I last played it.
 
I've played it recently and it's definitely not like playing one of today's super polished shooters (like Battlefield or Call of Duty), but I had loads of fun with it. It's a more simplistic kind of fun -- like any N64 game is compared to today's games -- but still fun. Obviously, it won't stack up graphically or have any of the bells and whistles the new ones have, but I still found it really fun when I last played it.

Which is what matters. Speaking of N64 shooters I think I'm going to start my Turok campaign in a few days. See if I can get some headway on beating the damn thing.
 
Барбоса;4497193 said:
I hated Turok.

What's frustrating about the game, and really kept me from playing it, is that not only do you need a controller pack to do anything, but the levels are so huge that you have to hunt down the checkpoints to progress... which wouldn't be so bad if you didn't only have 3 lives to work with.

When I started playing it I'd be working my way through; i'd be in an area that I didn't know and have no idea how to return to, I'm on my last life, and it would have been like a hour and a half since the last checkpoint. I see the next checkpoint on my map, only to get killed by a god damn dinosaur before I make it. Game over. An hour and a half of gameplay wasted. :disappointed:
 
I've wanted to see that movie all summer. If not just to see the movie, but to prove to my friends that Danny McBride is funny. I tried getting them into Eastbound, no buys, and I can't find anything else from him I'd laugh at.

He is the enigma of comedy

Hot Rod will get it done. I saw that first then tried watching other stuff he was in but no dice.

Right, my work here is done...
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