Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Richard Blonoff]

Smackdown spoiler incoming, so don't read it unless you want to:

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ORTON TURNED HEEL! I don't know why they chose to do it on Smackdown instead of Raw, but whatever.

Let us speak on this.

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I can only hope it was an actual turn and not just Randy clearing house with an RKO because it always gets a pop. I don't like face Orton(I don't much care for Orton truth be told), but heel Orton is where its at. Also, poor Bryan. Dude was white hot Monday night only to job twice, and now this.

 

[The Crock]

Let us speak on this.

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I can only hope it was an actual turn and not just Randy clearing house with an RKO because it always gets a pop. I don't like face Orton(I don't much care for Orton truth be told), but heel Orton is where its at. Also, poor Bryan. Dude was white hot Monday night only to job twice, and now this.

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I'll be annoyed if it's not a real turn. From what I've read, it seems like he heeled it up big time after the RKO, though. Heel Orton absolutely IS where it's at -- he's one of the very few wrestlers who's really made to play a heel. I'm kind of excited at the prospect of an Orton/Bryan feud, so I'm not too bummed out that he got RKO'ed. Who better to turn heel on than the guy who is more over than anyone on the roster, at this point?

 

[Барбоса]

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Not sure where the "poor Bryan" idea comes in. If it is a heel turn, not only is he being seen as popular enough to be able to turn one of the more over faces on the roster but it is likely that he gets to feud with a newly heel Orton, which should give us some great matches.

 

[Thriller Ant]

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Not sure where the "poor Bryan" idea comes in. If it is a heel turn, not only is he being seen as popular enough to be able to turn one of the more over faces on the roster but it is likely that he gets to feud with a newly heel Orton, which should give us some great matches.

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What he said

 

[JGlass]

Hey everyone, guess where I am! I'll give you a hint: It's NOT balls deep in Pancake's mom!

 

[Mighty NorCal]

How in the BLUE FUCK do I get up to High Hrothgar to talk to those goddamn greybeards?


This is why I dont play games like this. Fuck.

 

[justinsayne]

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Not to mention he didn't exactly get squashed in those matches Monday night, hell he gave Ryback his best match of his career

 

[JGlass]

How in the BLUE FUCK do I get up to High Hrothgar to talk to those goddamn greybeards?


This is why I dont play games like this. Fuck.

You go to Ivarstead, which is northwest of Riften. You go to the western part of town, I believe you cross a small bridge, and then you climb the seven thousand steps. The seven thousand steps are a pretty easy climb, but there is a frost troll and a sabercat that can cause some problems if you're not ready.

Here's a map to help you find Ivarstead.

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[Mighty NorCal]

I found Iverstead just fine, I mustve just took the wrong road out of town. It took me through the mountains, but I ended up in the stormcloaks camp on the other side.

 

[JGlass]

I found Iverstead just fine, I mustve just took the wrong road out of town. It took me through the mountains, but I ended up in the stormcloaks camp on the other side.

Oh, no idea how you managed to pull that off, lulz. If I remember correctly there are two guys at the foot of the steps arguing or something, and if you talk to one of them he talks about how he runs supplies up to the Greybeards.

 

[Барбоса]

Why is it that jobs pile up?

Two weeks of being left to my own academic devices and now in the course of 3 hours, I have been saddled with not one, not two but SIX different pieces of work to do for various projects. On top of that, I have been called in to invigilate exams in the morning and now have a non-title match with the gimmick-infringing WZCW champion...

 

[JGlass]

Why is it that jobs pile up?

Two weeks of being left to my own academic devices and now in the course of 3 hours, I have been saddled with not one, not two but SIX different pieces of work to do for various projects. On top of that, I have been called in to invigilate exams in the morning and now have a non-title match with the gimmick-infringing WZCW champion...

I don't know, but I suggest prioritizing. WZCW seems like the most important project.

 

[Thriller Ant]

You go to Ivarstead, which is northwest of Riften. You go to the western part of town, I believe you cross a small bridge, and then you climb the seven thousand steps. The seven thousand steps are a pretty easy climb, but there is a frost troll and a sabercat that can cause some problems if you're not ready.

Here's a map to help you find Ivarstead.

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I'm playing Skyrim again after rage-quitting my first go-round. That frost troll was the worst.

Now, I've been stuck trying to beat Potema for 4 days. Fuck everything.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

It literally took me six seconds to find them after you said that.

Yes, there are two ways to leave this city, in case you were wondering. By sheer fantastic luck, I went the other way.

lulz.

 

[Thriller Ant]

It literally took me six seconds to find them after you said that.

Yes, there are two ways to leave this city, in case you were wondering. By sheer fantastic luck, I went the other way.

lulz.

I would try to go direct to wherever I was going rather than following roads my first time. I would get so incredibly lost it's not even funny.

 

[JGlass]

I'm playing Skyrim again after rage-quitting my first go-round. That frost troll was the worst.

Now, I've been stuck trying to beat Potema for 4 days. Fuck everything.

The Wolf Queen? That level was nuts, but I don't remember it being challenging. Not only that, but that's a sidequest. Whatchu doin', Thriller?

 

[Барбоса]

I don't know, but I suggest prioritizing. WZCW seems like the most important project.

Plans for that have already been laid.

The Wolf Queen? That level was nuts, but I don't remember it being challenging. Not only that, but that's a sidequest. Whatchu doin', Thriller?

Don't remember having all that much trouble with Potema. Was there not a potential choke point near the door?

I think I used a combination of archery and the Sanguine Rose.

 

[Thriller Ant]

The Wolf Queen? That level was nuts, but I don't remember it being challenging. Not only that, but that's a sidequest. Whatchu doin', Thriller?

I'm leveling up a bit because I got destroyed on a main quest level. I'm at the point where (I'll put it in spoilers just in case, even though it was obvious what was going to happen)

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Ancano has taken over the Eye of Magus while I was in Mzulft. I was only at level 18 or 19 and I read something that said you were fucked if you went forward from there under level 20.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Don't remember having all that much trouble with Potema. Was there not a potential choke point near the door?

I think I used a combination of archery and the Sanguine Rose.

I've been using archery and had some success. Mostly her stupid shock damage is what's been getting me. That, and I tend to melee more than use magic or anything else. The last time, I was too close to the locked chamber and the final draugr spawned behind the door so I was stuck. I might try using the Wabbajack too.

 

[Барбоса]

I think I am mistaking the choke point for another 'boss' fight.

Now that you mention it, I do remember getting stuck in a corner against Potema and her Atronach - proper glitch stuck mind you so that I could not hurt her and they could barely hurt me.

Not sure what I did in the end but as I mentioned before, archery, allied Dremora and likely Wuuthrad did the trick.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I just now figured out the level up system. Ive just been hitting up my health and stamina every time, I had no idea about the perks and skill improvements and such.

lulz.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

WOW

my guy whips ass now.

 

[Thriller Ant]

I think I am mistaking the choke point for another 'boss' fight.

Now that you mention it, I do remember getting stuck in a corner against Potema and her Atronach - proper glitch stuck mind you so that I could not hurt her and they could barely hurt me.

Not sure what I did in the end but as I mentioned before, archery, allied Dremora and likely Wuuthrad did the trick.

I might have to start using my magic to reanimate the draugr before she has the chance. I've never used that spell before, but I'm getting desperate.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Also, I can't do any of the Companions quests because I cleared out the first place before I met them

 

[Барбоса]

I just now figured out the level up system. Ive just been hitting up my health and stamina every time, I had no idea about the perks and skill improvements and such.

lulz.

I remember doing something similar when I first started to play Skyrim. Didn't notice the perk system at all.