Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[JGlass]

The rule about how Manic would react to any individual is "exactly the opposite of the Smoker." So if the latter is trying to kill Saboteur, then Manic would be his friend, much like he was with Kravinoff and currently is with SHIT.

As the one in ultimate control, Depressive would not be going along on Saboteur's quest if it did not fit in with his plans. Perhaps having to go along with it was a consequence of getting SHIT into the focus group, which would definitely fit in with his plans for the automaton. Plus with the pent up rage of the Smoker at having to work with SHIT, Depressive might allow Smoker to mess with Saboteur as a way to placate him.

If it turned out that we have an 8-man tag match next round, could it be possible to have what is essentially a 4 part RP divided between the four of us? We could easily incorporate the well-established "sequence style" of Action Saboteur with the emerging "concurrent but different POV style" of BarboSHIT. Start with Saboteur laying out the premise of his hunt, then revealing and commenting on how his partner this week is not one of his usual cohorts and has already had some repeatedly silly ideas of how to complete the task (the aforementioned attempts to get Saboteur killed), rather it is all three Barbosas.

Then Barbosa takes over with Smoker devising even more silly ways of removing Saboteur - think Wile E Coyote, the Manic having a "meeting of the minds" with Saboteur, and the Depressive then trying to explain why any of this means anything to his grand plan.

We then move on to SHIT also trying to make head or tail of what this plan is all about, eventually revealing that he is in the focus group meeting with some of the dumbest people the world has ever seen, allowing for SHIT to continue his current discovery of humanity/personality. The end of the RP would then show that Action Saxton was either in the room too or listening through a two-way mirror or spying device.

The last section would see Saxton interacting with SHIT and failing to understand that SHIT really does think he is a robot. An appearance of the pink box from last round should be included along with SHIT commenting on how rubbish Saxton's movies are.

I love every little bit of it, though I would point out the Doc and I already did concurrent RPs with differing POV's, sucka.

Seriously though, I think that works perfectly. The pairing of Saboteur and Barbosa/Saxton and S.H.I.T. is already a great concept that would make most of our fans ecstatic, and then having the sequential RPs on top of that would be pretty awesome, especially ones that highlight the antics of Saxton/Saboteur and the psychology of Barbosa/S.H.I.T..

Did anybody else catch Miz saying that he would be the first Triple Crown winner or something at WM if he beats Barrett for the title?

No, but I did hear JBL talk about how Mark Henry could have crushed Ryback's thorax (instead of larynx). It is now confirmed that Ryback is some insect/human hybrid like Jeff Goldblum in The Fly.

I alluded to S.H.I.T looking like a Penguin more than once because I know JGlass is a fan of them.

I actually do like penguins. It's Saboteur that hates them.

 

[Thriller Ant]

I love everything about this SaboSax & BarboSHIT stuff. Make it happen.

 

[Барбоса]

So after I left the Easter Sunday night festivities (2am is not that early), walked home and then proceeded to make myself a much needed bacon sandwich, it turns out that my best friend fell and fractured his ankle...

Bad things only happen when I am not around it seems.

 

[The Crock]

Jagr just got traded to the Bruins.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Read about that. Watch him suddenly remember is is a 40 something year old man.

 

[The Crock]

I'd love that -- I don't like the Bruins.

 

[Thriller Ant]

So that Space PaperGhost guy is kind of an idiot, huh?

 

[Richard Blonoff]

You should point out specific examples of this, as I am far too lazy to look myself.

 

[Thriller Ant]

You should point out specific examples of this, as I am far too lazy to look myself.

Just go to the last couple pages of the Goldberg/Andre thread

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Oh that? Yeah, that guy sucks

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

So that Space PaperGhost guy is kind of an idiot, huh?

You got no idea man.

 

[Thriller Ant]

You got no idea man.

I'm giving up after that last post. I've been going in circles with him for an hour now.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

I'm giving up after that last post. I've been going in circles with him for an hour now.

I haven't looked at that specific thread yet but I imagine he's as horrible there as he's been in the other tourney threads. I'll be sure to give him a smarmy response in the Bar Room thread.

 

[Thriller Ant]

I haven't looked at that specific thread yet but I imagine he's as horrible there as he's been in the other tourney threads. I'll be sure to give him a smarmy response in the Bar Room thread.

If you haven't, please vote for Andre. I really don't want Goldberg to win now.

 

[JGlass]

So after I left the Easter Sunday night festivities (2am is not that early), walked home and then proceeded to make myself a much needed bacon sandwich, it turns out that my best friend fell and fractured his ankle...

Bad things only happen when I am not around it seems.

And you were stuffing your drunk mouth with a bacon sandwich. You should be ashamed.

Just kidding, you did it what you did in the name of bacon, which I understand is something like ambrosia to you goyem.

Jagr just got traded to the Bruins.

I wonder how my roommate feels about this. What did the Bruins have to give up?

So that Space PaperGhost guy is kind of an idiot, huh?

Yeah, he exposed himself as an idiot a while ago but then he disappeared. I guess he was banking on everyone forgetting that he sucked, but it doesn't seem like he was willing to wait

 

[Барбоса]

And you were stuffing your drunk mouth with a bacon sandwich. You should be ashamed.

Just kidding, you did it what you did in the name of bacon, which I understand is something like ambrosia to you goyem.

The thing is that if I had been there to see him fall, I would have laughed at him, especially when he said at the time that he had only sprained it - wasn't until 24 hours later when it had swollen and bruised badly that he went to the hospital.

So is it more shameful to have been eating a bacon sandwich while my friend fractured his ankle or to have been present and laughing at him fracturing his ankle sans bacon sandwich?

The right choice was made.

 

[The Crock]

I wonder how my roommate feels about this. What did the Bruins have to give up?

Two prospects (Lane MacDermid and Cody Payne) and a second-round pick in the 2013 draft (it's condidtional, so it can become a first-rounder if Boston makes it to the Eastern Conference Finals).

 

[Thriller Ant]

The thing is that if I had been there to see him fall, I would have laughed at him, especially when he said at the time that he had only sprained it - wasn't until 24 hours later when it had swollen and bruised badly that he went to the hospital.

So is it more shameful to have been eating a bacon sandwich while my friend fractured his ankle or to have been present and laughing at him fracturing his ankle sans bacon sandwich?

The right choice was made.

When in doubt, always go with the option that includes bacon.

 

[nightmare]

Jagr just got traded to the Bruins.

Joe Nieuwendyk is cleaning house in Dallas. I get that he is going for options and a younger squad- but this isnt going to help them much if they get rid of too many vets. The new guys will have to play real damn well over the next season or two for these recent trades to pay off. The veteran guys are always helpful on & off the ice.

I knew Jagr would only have one or 2 left in him, but damn if he hasnt been good for Dallas this year.

When in doubt, always go with the option that includes bacon.

Every option should include bacon. Every. Option.

 

[The Crock]

I was listening to Pandora just now and Limp Bizkit (seriously) popped up. Fred Durst is like a modern day Shakespeare, or something. "It's real fucked up, like a fucked up crime. If I say 'fuck' two more times, that's 46 'fucks' in this fucked up rhyme." A wordsmith if I've ever heard one.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Ha, I know that song.

 

[The Crock]

It's hilarious.

 

[justinsayne]

Joe Nieuwendyk is cleaning house in Dallas. I get that he is going for options and a younger squad- but this isnt going to help them much if they get rid of too many vets. The new guys will have to play real damn well over the next season or two for these recent trades to pay off. The veteran guys are always helpful on & off the ice.

I knew Jagr would only have one or 2 left in him, but damn if he hasnt been good for Dallas this year.

Pretty sure Jagr's contract was up after this year anyway, they'll be better off dealing him away & getting what they got for him in the long run.

I was listening to Pandora just now and Limp Bizkit (seriously) popped up. Fred Durst is like a modern day Shakespeare, or something. "It's real fucked up, like a fucked up crime. If I say 'fuck' two more times, that's 46 'fucks' in this fucked up rhyme." A wordsmith if I've ever heard one.

That fucker has been trying to still my fucking gimmick since day motherfucking one, fuck that fucking asshole!

 

[The Crock]

That fucker has been trying to still my fucking gimmick since day motherfucking one, fuck that fucking asshole!

Fun fact: I looked the song up, and it has the word "fuck" in it 48 times. You've got a lot of work to do, Justin.

 

[justinsayne]

So lets say there was something on Sunday night that I wanted to watch via stream, but didn't want to watch it on my tiny laptop screen, would there happen to be a way for me to stream via my PS3?