Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[The Crock]

I watch Raw, but I fast forward through most of the boring shit. Same with Smackdown.

 

[justinsayne]

I almost never watch SD!, maybe occasionally I get home in time for the ME or last segment, but that's about it.

 

[The Crock]

I almost never watch SD!, maybe occasionally I get home in time for the ME or last segment, but that's about it.

It's not like you miss anything worth watching anyway.

 

[justinsayne]

It's not like you miss anything worth watching anyway.

I know, I visit WWE.com read the results, if anything looks interesting, I click on the little video & watch it, that almost never happens though.

I don't think I know anyone that gets the Ion channel, so I'm pretty sure just about nobody watches Main Event. I have friends with both Dish, & DirecTV & neither have even heard of the channel.

 

[The Crock]

I get Ion. I've watched the last few episodes of Main Event and it has actually been pretty good. Better than Smackdown, without a doubt.

 

[Ming]

Haven't watched SmackDown in about three months. Won't start again anytime soon too. Completely agree about Vickie, AJ getting the sack over "fraternising" and Vickie getting appointed is laughably hypocritical and nonsensical. Does no one remember Edge using her to run Smackdown? Hell, even more recently, when Edge feuded with Ziggler, she fraternised with her "business partner" then too. It's one of those times where I think monkeys are running the WWE.

 

[justinsayne]

I'm just wonder how long they have to keep Vickie employed. I get that they hired cause Eddie "died on their watch" and all, but holy shit, how long do we have put up with here shittyness before they finally say "Ok, we've done enough, it's time for both of us to go our separate ways, now kindly please fuck off". Or they could just give her a backstage gig.

 

[The Crock]

I don't get the hate for Vickie -- I think she's great.

 

[Ming]

I've never hated Vickie, I'm just tired of her. And have been for about a year. Even if I did still enjoy her, her appointment is still wrong for reasons aforementioned.

 

[Барбоса]

Vickie is fine as a heat magnet manager so she can throw out the odd EXCUSE ME but not when it comes to an on-screen authority figure. The latter requires too much of her dog shit acting skills.

Also, was it just me that noticed that in the space of a week AJ has gone from resigning of her own accord to being fired?

 

[Ming]

No you aren't. Monkeys. Monkeys run the show, I tell you!

 

[JGlass]

I'm just wonder how long they have to keep Vickie employed. I get that they hired cause Eddie "died on their watch" and all, but holy shit, how long do we have put up with here shittyness before they finally say "Ok, we've done enough, it's time for both of us to go our separate ways, now kindly please fuck off". Or they could just give her a backstage gig.

Because she's probably the most valuable heel they have right now apart from CM Punk, and even that's a little sketchy. Nobody draws massive heat as consistently as Vickie Guerrero, and that's a fact.

 

[Uncle Sam]

"The board" should be revealed to be Vince's inbred, "slow", illegitimate children, given cushy jobs do they don't have to find employment in the real world. It would make a lot of sense. Basically, a dozen Sloths from The Goonies.

 

[JGlass]

"The board" should be revealed to be Vince's inbred, "slow", illegitimate children, given cushy jobs do they don't have to find employment in the real world. It would make a lot of sense. Basically, a dozen Sloths from The Goonies.

Did Cloud Atlas open in England yet, and if so have you seen it?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Cloud Atlas is opening just slightly later in the UK, on February 23rd 2013. I'll soon be able to share my thoughts on it.

 

[JGlass]

Cloud Atlas is opening just slightly later in the UK, on February 23rd 2013. I'll soon be able to share my thoughts on it.

Well damn, that's some bullshit. Why such a delay? Do they want people to pirate the shit out of it or something?

 

[Uncle Sam]

They know I'd never pirate a film and they're exploiting it by playing keepaway with a Wachowskis movie. Bullies. I take it you've seen it/liked it?

 

[JGlass]

They know I'd never pirate a film and they're exploiting it by playing keepaway with a Wachowskis movie. Bullies. I take it you've seen it/liked it?

I saw it and I loved it. I'm almost certain it's immediately cracked my top 10 of all time, if not top 5.

 

[The Crock]

I saw it and I loved it. I'm almost certain it's immediately cracked my top 10 of all time, if not top 5.

Tom fucking Hanks.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I saw it and I loved it. I'm almost certain it's immediately cracked my top 10 of all time, if not top 5.

You might be ready for Speed Racer.

 

[Барбоса]

So Disney has bought Lucasfilm and is planning a 7th Star Wars film...

 

[The Crock]

$4.05 billion isn't a bad haul... I hope the seventh movie isn't a total abortion, though.

 

[Барбоса]

$4.05 billion isn't a bad haul... I hope the seventh movie isn't a total abortion, though.

I hope they use the EU rather than trampling over the top of it.

 

[The Crock]

I hope they use the EU rather than trampling over the top of it.

What would you have in mind? A film set some time after the events of the first six took place?

 

[Барбоса]

What would you have in mind? A film set some time after the events of the first six took place?

Difficult to say. There are plenty of good stories from the EU but if I was a betting man, I would say that the period between the two trilogies might be the best place.