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My next name change will be "THIRTY-SEVEN?!"
Everyone who gets the reference is good peoples
In a row?
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My next name change will be "THIRTY-SEVEN?!"
Everyone who gets the reference is good peoples
JGlass, I'm sorry I had to leave you hanging on Facebook. Turns out my roommate was also drunk. Not too bad, though, but I still had to take care of him. And get a girl out of our suite so we could go to bed. Not that she wasn't very nice - she's wonderful - but nonetheless.
JGlass, I'm sorry I had to leave you hanging on Facebook. Turns out my roommate was also drunk. Not too bad, though, but I still had to take care of him. And get a girl out of our suite so we could go to bed. Not that she wasn't very nice - she's wonderful - but nonetheless.
Aw man, I liked those couches!
What the FUCK, was mozz posting last night? That was fucked up.
Барбоса;4163597 said:Sounds like a big night for JGlassy.
Not sure that even a nice guy like me would have stayed up to keep an eye on a drunk cohort, especially once he had passed out.
Барбоса;4163691 said:My last big night out included a local soccer match, a train journey, a few large beers in a restaurant/bar, a slightly drunken walk through the city centre, a burger from McDonalds, a shite nightclub that was full of pretentious wankers, a few more large beers, a long chat to a girl who also studies Ancient History but will rarely talk to me except when she has had a few drinks, watching a friend run away from a Romanian flower-seller, an even more drunken walk through the city centre, another McDonalds and then nearly ended with me having to walk the streets until morning because my original bed for the night failed to materialise and my mate's hotel would not allow three to stay in one room.
Why didn't you sweep in and pee in her butt? I'm stuck hanging out with my roommate (who is packing sausage and beans for your information), and you have a chance to give a gal a golden shower? For fucks sake man!
Just kidding, I know Harthan is a gentleman. Only the finest for the ladies. Actually, I'm watching Platoon until the grocery store opens so I can get waffles.
So let me get this straight, you kicked a girl out of your room so you could go to bed with your roommate... you gay bro.
I take it you like this roommate better than the Hollywood Undead blasting one you had last year
You should have tried to convince the management that you were just their male-hooker. They weren't hiring you for weird sex stuff, they just like being spooned when they fall asleep.
I've also found that if you're tired enough, anything can be a bed. I mean, look at this dude...
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Are you saying that you're better than him? Are you saying you're too good to sleep with your legs on a bench and your face in the ground?
Hey Jiggles, let me ask you a question, if you've been reading, what are your thoughts on Steven Holmes recently in WZCW?
Барбоса;4163767 said:Rather hilariously, this topic of conversation did come up.
Barbosa's Friend: What if I was bringing a girl back to my hotel room?
Night Porter: It would probably be okay if you did not have already have someone else signed into the room.
Barbosa's Friend's Girlfriend: Yeah, me.
Yeah, I have never been that drunk and for me to sleep, I must to be lying down. Luckily, a couple of other friends of mine were out that night and I managed to get a hold of them for a sofa to sleep on.
Then maybe you guys were having a threesome. Who are they to prevent you from doing weird sex stuff?
Me neither, but I have been that tired. After hiking a mountain and getting heat exhaustion I was able to sleep on rocks.
It was the one Charlie was sleeping on. I protected the Doc couch with great honor.
As this seems to be 'ask a JGlass night' I've got a couple for you:
Have you seen either Looper or Headhunters? Thoughts on either if you have?
Bonus question...
how fucking good is Headhunters!?
Барбоса;4163833 said:
I must say that the worst I have ever felt, worse than any hangover, was being overtired. It happened a couple of times while I was working at a ski resort in Austria. Lying in bed after a 90 hour week mentally and physically shattered but for some reason being unable to sleep, all the while knowing that I had to be up early the next morning
Fuck me, that was brutal.
Aw man, he should have done it while Charlie was still sleeping on it.
Working at a ski resort in the alps? Sounds pretty sexy. What were you doing there that was so physically demanding?