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Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

I am currently taking care of my ridiculously drunk roommate. Luckily, I'm pretty drunk as well, but he's WAY more drunk than me. Drunk as in he's puked on our couch drunk and we're totally stealing another one.

Edit: Another one as in: we're stealing another couch. Probably from the common room. We'll spray some lysol on our puke covered couch and steal a non-puke covered couch.
 
JGlass, I'm sorry I had to leave you hanging on Facebook. Turns out my roommate was also drunk. Not too bad, though, but I still had to take care of him. And get a girl out of our suite so we could go to bed. Not that she wasn't very nice - she's wonderful - but nonetheless.
 
JGlass, I'm sorry I had to leave you hanging on Facebook. Turns out my roommate was also drunk. Not too bad, though, but I still had to take care of him. And get a girl out of our suite so we could go to bed. Not that she wasn't very nice - she's wonderful - but nonetheless.

Why didn't you sweep in and pee in her butt? I'm stuck hanging out with my roommate (who is packing sausage and beans for your information), and you have a chance to give a gal a golden shower? For fucks sake man!

Just kidding, I know Harthan is a gentleman. Only the finest for the ladies. Actually, I'm watching Platoon until the grocery store opens so I can get waffles.
 
JGlass, I'm sorry I had to leave you hanging on Facebook. Turns out my roommate was also drunk. Not too bad, though, but I still had to take care of him. And get a girl out of our suite so we could go to bed. Not that she wasn't very nice - she's wonderful - but nonetheless.

So let me get this straight, you kicked a girl out of your room so you could go to bed with your roommate... you gay bro.

I take it you like this roommate better than the Hollywood Undead blasting one you had last year
 
Aw man, I liked those couches!

It was the one Charlie was sleeping on. I protected the Doc couch with great honor.

I'm not sure if we're going to clean that couch or just bring it into the common room and swipe another one. The latter is more tempting in my opinion.
 
Барбоса;4163597 said:
Sounds like a big night for JGlassy.

Not sure that even a nice guy like me would have stayed up to keep an eye on a drunk cohort, especially once he had passed out.

It was a good night, and I'm feeling good today so I'm in high spirits. Don't know what inspired me to keep an eye on the roommate, but he's definitely embarrassed today. Ashamed really. It's pretty hilarious.
 
My last big night out included a local soccer match, a train journey, a few large beers in a restaurant/bar, a slightly drunken walk through the city centre, a burger from McDonalds, a shite nightclub that was full of pretentious wankers, a few more large beers, a long chat to a girl who also studies Ancient History but will rarely talk to me except when she has had a few drinks, watching a friend run away from a Romanian flower-seller, an even more drunken walk through the city centre, another McDonalds and then nearly ended with me having to walk the streets until morning because my original bed for the night failed to materialise and my mate's hotel would not allow three to stay in one room.
 
Барбоса;4163691 said:
My last big night out included a local soccer match, a train journey, a few large beers in a restaurant/bar, a slightly drunken walk through the city centre, a burger from McDonalds, a shite nightclub that was full of pretentious wankers, a few more large beers, a long chat to a girl who also studies Ancient History but will rarely talk to me except when she has had a few drinks, watching a friend run away from a Romanian flower-seller, an even more drunken walk through the city centre, another McDonalds and then nearly ended with me having to walk the streets until morning because my original bed for the night failed to materialise and my mate's hotel would not allow three to stay in one room.

You should have tried to convince the management that you were just their male-hooker. They weren't hiring you for weird sex stuff, they just like being spooned when they fall asleep.

I've also found that if you're tired enough, anything can be a bed. I mean, look at this dude...

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Are you saying that you're better than him? Are you saying you're too good to sleep with your legs on a bench and your face in the ground?
 
Why didn't you sweep in and pee in her butt? I'm stuck hanging out with my roommate (who is packing sausage and beans for your information), and you have a chance to give a gal a golden shower? For fucks sake man!

Just kidding, I know Harthan is a gentleman. Only the finest for the ladies. Actually, I'm watching Platoon until the grocery store opens so I can get waffles.

So let me get this straight, you kicked a girl out of your room so you could go to bed with your roommate... you gay bro.

I take it you like this roommate better than the Hollywood Undead blasting one you had last year

I make it a principle not to do anything with drunk girls unless I'm also drunk. It just seems fair that if we're going to make bad decisions, we should be equally impaired.

Yes, I do like him a lot better than my asshole roomate last year. We actually went to high school together, and he's an all around cool guy. It was the first time he got drunk, so it was amusing to experience that. And mess with him when he wasn't in a position to retaliate, which is ancient right.
 
You should have tried to convince the management that you were just their male-hooker. They weren't hiring you for weird sex stuff, they just like being spooned when they fall asleep.

Rather hilariously, this topic of conversation did come up.

Barbosa's Friend: What if I was bringing a girl back to my hotel room?

Night Porter: It would probably be okay if you did not have already have someone else signed into the room.

Barbosa's Friend's Girlfriend: Yeah, me.

I've also found that if you're tired enough, anything can be a bed. I mean, look at this dude...

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Are you saying that you're better than him? Are you saying you're too good to sleep with your legs on a bench and your face in the ground?

Yeah, I have never been that drunk and for me to sleep, I must to be lying down. Luckily, a couple of other friends of mine were out that night and I managed to get a hold of them for a sofa to sleep on.

Not exactly sure what I would have done had he not answered his phone. I do not have nearly as many contacts in Belfast as I used to and every hotel was booked out. Would probably have had about six hours to kill before the train station opened. Might have ended up frequently the 24 hour McDonalds for a third time that night.
 
Hey Jiggles, let me ask you a question, if you've been reading, what are your thoughts on Steven Holmes recently in WZCW?

I haven't, but I've always thought that he's one of the biggest ***** in the company. And I mean that in a good way.

Барбоса;4163767 said:
Rather hilariously, this topic of conversation did come up.

Barbosa's Friend: What if I was bringing a girl back to my hotel room?

Night Porter: It would probably be okay if you did not have already have someone else signed into the room.

Barbosa's Friend's Girlfriend: Yeah, me.

Then maybe you guys were having a threesome. Who are they to prevent you from doing weird sex stuff?

Yeah, I have never been that drunk and for me to sleep, I must to be lying down. Luckily, a couple of other friends of mine were out that night and I managed to get a hold of them for a sofa to sleep on.

Me neither, but I have been that tired. After hiking a mountain and getting heat exhaustion I was able to sleep on rocks.
 
As this seems to be 'ask a JGlass night' I've got a couple for you:

Have you seen either Looper or Headhunters? Thoughts on either if you have?

Bonus question...
how fucking good is Headhunters!?
 
Then maybe you guys were having a threesome. Who are they to prevent you from doing weird sex stuff?

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Me neither, but I have been that tired. After hiking a mountain and getting heat exhaustion I was able to sleep on rocks.

I must say that the worst I have ever felt, worse than any hangover, was being overtired. It happened a couple of times while I was working at a ski resort in Austria. Lying in bed after a 90 hour week mentally and physically shattered but for some reason being unable to sleep, all the while knowing that I had to be up early the next morning

Fuck me, that was brutal.
 
As this seems to be 'ask a JGlass night' I've got a couple for you:

Have you seen either Looper or Headhunters? Thoughts on either if you have?

Bonus question...
how fucking good is Headhunters!?

And I will continue to be unhelpful haha. I have not seen either of them, and I haven't even heard of Headhunters. The last movie I saw in theaters was The Master. My parents are visiting me up here in a few weeks, and we almost always see a movie when they're here, so we'll go with that.

Барбоса;4163833 said:

Took me a second to figure out the joke. It was worth the second.

I must say that the worst I have ever felt, worse than any hangover, was being overtired. It happened a couple of times while I was working at a ski resort in Austria. Lying in bed after a 90 hour week mentally and physically shattered but for some reason being unable to sleep, all the while knowing that I had to be up early the next morning

Fuck me, that was brutal.

Working at a ski resort in the alps? Sounds pretty sexy. What were you doing there that was so physically demanding?

Aw man, he should have done it while Charlie was still sleeping on it.

But then he'd have to get up and we'd have to stop to buy a drink.
 
Working at a ski resort in the alps? Sounds pretty sexy. What were you doing there that was so physically demanding?

No one thing was overly demanding, just the sheer relentlessness of it. It being in the mountains meant that just walking anywhere was more demanding than usual - uphill, downhill, in snow, high altitude etc. The combination of early starts and late finishes and occasional skiing didn't help either with no days off the whole time I was there.
 

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