Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Mighty NorCal]

Both of them pride themselves on being, I don't know, more sexually explicit than everyone else? They're the type of couple that "let's slip" that there's a pair of handcuffs that will be involved in their nightly banging.

I don't get why chicks think they need to be loud during sex. Eventually it just reaches the point of ridiculousness. My last girlfriend would only be loud if she knew nobody she knew could hear her, but if we were in like, a hotel or something, she'd be deafening. It was really obnoxious.

This is why I say I am no genius....generally my words of wisdom are not things you couldn't deduct for yourself....just look at your top paragraph.

When my girl gets unresonabley loud, I just choke her. Try that. Lulz.

 

[justinsayne]

Buy them a matching pair of ball gags to wear during their nightly banging... or invest is some noise canceling headphones

 

[Mighty NorCal]

As I've said, total and utter lack of acknowledgement is by far your best course here.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Arnie vs. Ziggler for Mania...surely they can make it happen with Arnold winning via pimp slap of doom?

 

[justinsayne]

Arnie vs. Ziggler for Mania...surely they can make it happen with Arnold winning via pimp slap of doom?

...after he impregnates Vickie

 

[Coco]

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving. When did NorCal get back? Hopefully it wasn't today. Wouldn't want my thunder stolen.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

...after he impregnates Vickie

Well how else would she leave Ziggler?

 

[JGlass]

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving. When did NorCal get back? Hopefully it wasn't today. Wouldn't want my thunder stolen.

He's been back for a solid week plus. And what do you have to be thankful for, Canadian?

 

[Coco]

A day off, away from actors bitching about perceived directorial incompetence while I tactfully disagree. I'm also thankful for my ability to make people laugh, as my tactful disagreement wouldn't be nearly as palatable without it.

 

[Coco]

So, what good shit have I missed?

 

[JGlass]

So, what good shit have I missed?

NorCal returned. CH David is kinda back. Goku and Iron man won the BZT. Killam is doing a movie tournament.

 

[Coco]

Glad to hear about NorCal.

That's about all I've gotten from this.

 

[justinsayne]

Poor Yaz, not only is he going to have to just sit there and watch as my Packers slap his little Colts around like the bitches they are

Well, looks like I had this backwards.

 

[Coco]

Nice sig quote, Justin. You seem to have become a man of great taste at some point. If only your posts conveyed that.

Do I need a winky face to keep you from blowing up or are we on the same page?

 

[JGlass]

Well, looks like I had this backwards.

I know, and it's delicious. I can only imagine how thick with agony IC's living room is.

Nice sig quote, Justin. You seem to have become a man of great taste at some point. If only your posts conveyed that.

Do I need a winky face to keep you from blowing up or are we on the same page?

Aw, it's like you never even left.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Glad to hear about NorCal.

That's about all I've gotten from this.

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[Coco]

Aw, it's like you never even left.

Just whipping it out and pissing a line in the sand. Standard operating procedure.

 

[JGlass]

Just whipping it out and pissing a line in the sand. Standard operating procedure.

Speaking of obscene acts and sand, have you seen The Master yet?

 

[Uncle Sam]

I can't see any of the videos NorCal posted tonight. What a weird glitch.

I'll be seeing The Master when it's released in the UK. In six years.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Can everyone else enjoy them? am I fucking this up?

 

[The Crock]

I can't see 'em either, NorCal.

 

[The Crock]

[YOUTUBE]JZbpk-oFFGU[/YOUTUBE]

You forgot to erase "v=" in your tags. Should work now.

 

[JGlass]

Can everyone else enjoy them? am I fucking this up?

I got them. Don't know what's wrong with everyone else.

 

[justinsayne]

Fucking Flacco, 9 lousy pts.

....and of course Alex Smith goes crazy & has 28 pts.... on my fucking bench, god dammit

 

[Mighty NorCal]

You forgot to erase "v=" in your tags. Should work now.

Well thank goodness they made that ten minute time limit to edit your posts.