Get in there Grandad.
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Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg
Stay in school and don't litter.
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
Psst...did you see that picture? Do you think Jerry cares why she's fucking him, as long as she is?
She's been banging him for career enhancement since she was wrestling in Memphis. Jerry always puts the jailbait he's sleeping with at the top of the women's division. Guess where she was in Lawler's latest promotion? Yep. He knows it's for her career's sake, he just doesn't care and will trade her in sooner rather than later.
Yay for ringrats.
El Rev sXe
If you have ghosts...
Jerry... I know it is an achievement but, there are far more hotter girls out there...anyone said Maryse. Obviously he doesn't stand a chance, none of us 
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I wonder what The Crown is thinking of all this?
LitasRevenge79
Mrs. John Constantine
She may be looking for career enhancement, but Jerry is with her for some excitement, and his personal manager is male enhancement, named Vy Agra... a little blue pill... Lawler thinks he's a genius!!
I'm sure whoever brought their daughter to work that day sure wishes they could take it back when King saw her. They are
mentally beating themselves up wishing he would've been kicked harder in the head by Sheamus. Probably WWE and FCW should re-consider that whole "Take Your Daughter to Work" theory as long as Jerry Lawler works for them, he considers it a speed dating party for him...
Lucky bastard.
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Well ye good for him. It is a proven fact that people from SOuth-East Asian origins are extremely caring and very punctual; hence the phrase 'me love you long time'. True story.
UltimateHitman
Old School Legend
Awesome. I'm not close to 61 yet, but I had a 21 yr. old fall in love w/me not that long ago. Now if you could find one that was a keeper, you'd be set for the rest of your days.
I wonder if Lawler and Flair have a running contest...
I wonder if Lawler and Flair have a running contest...
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It's amazing how the WWE has actually proclaimed that sexual fiend borderline-pedophilia image.
Yes I know their 18+ but sometimes he came off as a rapist on camera.
Yes I know their 18+ but sometimes he came off as a rapist on camera.
Serious Mozzarella
Special Victims Unit
Meanwhile, an 18 year old dating a 16 year old is a crime in some states.
LitasRevenge79
Mrs. John Constantine
I wouldn't be surprised if one of these days we see either Lawler or Flair on one of the Dateline: Predators on Camera...and they come into a house expecting to find some hot young girl, they go to the kitchen counter and get approached by the host. My only question is, which one will it be first, Lawler or Flair? Care to place bets anyone?? 
FunKay the Inevitable
People Like Me, We Don't Play
This is why Jerry Lawler is a great man. Attractive women are drawn to him and he's entertaining as fuck.
LitasRevenge79
Mrs. John Constantine
I'm sure she is probably an "enhancement talent" the try outs consist of 'enhancing' King's announcing under the table during the Live Raw broadcasts... He probably digs the younger chicks who don't know what the Hell the "Katie Vick" story line means... or the girls probably get lost at each arena looking for its "Hall of Fame" on the way to the backstage area....
The Bearded One
Love is not admissable evidence.
Holy shit! Get it Jerry!
Good for him. Good for him.
Good for him. Good for him.
The Dewbliners
WZ's Whedonite. Now 20% Cooler
Wonder if this one will leave him for Sinn "Kizarny" Bohdi?
I mean, then she can get a job in CHIKARA, and work with Daizee Haze and Sara Del Rey.
I mean, then she can get a job in CHIKARA, and work with Daizee Haze and Sara Del Rey.