Because I don't want to talk about other indies in the ROH thread any more.
So, I bought some PWG DVDs, namely Seven, Eight and Death to all but Metal. Thus far I've found the time to watch Seven and in the spoilertag I'll be giving my thoughts on the event, which I'll as do for the other shows. I'm not going to do full reviews because they take me too long (when do FCW/NXT it takes more than an hour and a half to complete the show) and make the show less enjoyable. Also, I'm not KB so I don't think any of you really give a shit.
Onto Eight, which I'll do tomorrow. Probably.
So, I bought some PWG DVDs, namely Seven, Eight and Death to all but Metal. Thus far I've found the time to watch Seven and in the spoilertag I'll be giving my thoughts on the event, which I'll as do for the other shows. I'm not going to do full reviews because they take me too long (when do FCW/NXT it takes more than an hour and a half to complete the show) and make the show less enjoyable. Also, I'm not KB so I don't think any of you really give a shit.
Brandon Gatson, Johnny Goodtime, & Candice LeRae vs Peter Avalon, Malachi Jackson, & Ryan Taylor
The first match was pretty bad, made worse by Avalon. It didn't help that had no clue who anyone was for the first few minutes either. Avalon wasn't wrestling, he was trying to turn the match into comedy and failing. Gatson is a poor worker, he's the biggest guy in the match by a good margin but spends his time doing flips, often with little reason. He's 20 lbs heavier than Goodtime, but the smaller guy did the power move (sidewalk slam) in their double team move. Ended with a clusterfuck, which doesn't help. Fairly fun if you don't think too much and skip anything involving Avalon.
Result: LeRae pins Avalon after a moonsault.
Brian Cage vs Brandon Bonham
Cage vs Bonham was MUCH better. Cage is what Gatson should have been like in his match. He did athletic stuff, but he mostly stuck to power, seeing as he was (like Gatson) noticably larger than his opponents. Additionally, both guys worked together to tell an effective story that just clicked with me. They idd the indie spotfest bullshit, but they usually went back to a bodypart they'd been working on previously. The finish was good, and Cage left looking strong despite losing because of how hard the more established guy had to work. Bonham should have picked a better nickname. Brandon Bonham is not a name that suits a "Barbarian Overlord".
Result: Bonham pins Cage after Hammer of the Gods (Canadian Destroyer)
Chris Sabin vs Akira Tozawa
Sabin vs Tozawa was disappointing, no story to the match, no selling beyond initial impact and ultimately just a spotfest. Stupid finish too. Nothing more to say about it.
Result: Tozawa pins Sabin via bridging German Suplex
Scorpio Sky vs Scott Lost
Sky vs Lost was... Okay, I guess. There was nothing overly bad about it. There were stupid spots, a general lack of selling which I could deal with. Probably because I didn't pay too much attention to what was going on. Simply put I was bored to death by the match. I yawned my way through it and remained uninterested by Lost's promo.
Result: Sky pins Lost via Big Fat Kill (kick to the head)
Bryan Danielson vs Roderick Strong
The "you're going to get your fucking head kicked in chant" is the single worst thing I've ever heard chanted at a wrestling show. It flat out sucks as a chant, yet it keeps being done. Fuck indie fans for perpetuating that bullshit. The match was good. Considerably better than the other Danielson matches I've watched on the indies. The no-selling of strikes is almost expected at this point and the match was entertaining enough to make me overlook it. The tie stuff made me chuckle, which elevates the match too. So did the post-match promo. At this point I look at the match list and then the time we have left. Half an hour each for the next two matches. Jesus.
Result: Danielson wins via submission to omoplata crossface
PWG World Championship: Davey Richards (c) vs Chris Hero
Chris Hero annoys me. I'm pissed off at him before the match has even started because of his twattery during the introductions. This is going to be a long half hour. Excalibur's commentary partner has an annoying voice. He also added nothing to the booth. Most of the partners haven't been good, but they were at least easy to ignore. Bonham, not so much. The match itself started out inoffensively. I wasn't into it, but it wasn't as dull as Sky/Lost or terrible as everything Avalon did so not too bad considering how terrible I think Hero is. And then there was the ending. Or rather, the two deciding to hit each other in the head a few dozen times, hit most of their signature moves, for near falls, kick each other in the head a few more times, no sell fucking everything, except Hero's knee which played no role in the finish. Now for the final match so I can get this show done with. The fans think it was great. They're fucking stupid, but they're vocal, which is nice.
Result: Richards retains via submission to Ankle Lock
PWG Tag Team Championship Title Three Way Guerrilla Warfare Match: El Generico & Paul London (c) vs Brandon & Dustin Cutler vs The Young Bucks (Matt & Nick Jackson)
Thirty seconds into the final match and I can tell I'm going to hate this. The camera angles are awful, the selling is non existant and the excessive spots (whether they be moves or weapon shots) are either stupid, overly dangerous or both. Mostly both, let's be honest. If you enjoy that kind of stuff, you'll love this match. I do not and I did not.
Result: El Generico pinned Nick Jackson via Brainbuster to retain the Titles
I didnt massively enjoy this show. With two exceptions, the matches were dull to outright bad, with a new guy (to the company) out shining everyone except Danielson and Strong. Avalon is awful, Chris Hero went out of his way to demonstrate that no, he wasn't any better on the indies than he wasin FCW/NXT, a three way clusterfuck hardcore match is never a good idea and if Lost's matches are usually that dull, I'm glad he's retired.
BMOTN: Cage vs Bonham
WMOTN: Hero vs Richards
The first match was pretty bad, made worse by Avalon. It didn't help that had no clue who anyone was for the first few minutes either. Avalon wasn't wrestling, he was trying to turn the match into comedy and failing. Gatson is a poor worker, he's the biggest guy in the match by a good margin but spends his time doing flips, often with little reason. He's 20 lbs heavier than Goodtime, but the smaller guy did the power move (sidewalk slam) in their double team move. Ended with a clusterfuck, which doesn't help. Fairly fun if you don't think too much and skip anything involving Avalon.
Result: LeRae pins Avalon after a moonsault.
Brian Cage vs Brandon Bonham
Cage vs Bonham was MUCH better. Cage is what Gatson should have been like in his match. He did athletic stuff, but he mostly stuck to power, seeing as he was (like Gatson) noticably larger than his opponents. Additionally, both guys worked together to tell an effective story that just clicked with me. They idd the indie spotfest bullshit, but they usually went back to a bodypart they'd been working on previously. The finish was good, and Cage left looking strong despite losing because of how hard the more established guy had to work. Bonham should have picked a better nickname. Brandon Bonham is not a name that suits a "Barbarian Overlord".
Result: Bonham pins Cage after Hammer of the Gods (Canadian Destroyer)
Chris Sabin vs Akira Tozawa
Sabin vs Tozawa was disappointing, no story to the match, no selling beyond initial impact and ultimately just a spotfest. Stupid finish too. Nothing more to say about it.
Result: Tozawa pins Sabin via bridging German Suplex
Scorpio Sky vs Scott Lost
Sky vs Lost was... Okay, I guess. There was nothing overly bad about it. There were stupid spots, a general lack of selling which I could deal with. Probably because I didn't pay too much attention to what was going on. Simply put I was bored to death by the match. I yawned my way through it and remained uninterested by Lost's promo.
Result: Sky pins Lost via Big Fat Kill (kick to the head)
Bryan Danielson vs Roderick Strong
The "you're going to get your fucking head kicked in chant" is the single worst thing I've ever heard chanted at a wrestling show. It flat out sucks as a chant, yet it keeps being done. Fuck indie fans for perpetuating that bullshit. The match was good. Considerably better than the other Danielson matches I've watched on the indies. The no-selling of strikes is almost expected at this point and the match was entertaining enough to make me overlook it. The tie stuff made me chuckle, which elevates the match too. So did the post-match promo. At this point I look at the match list and then the time we have left. Half an hour each for the next two matches. Jesus.
Result: Danielson wins via submission to omoplata crossface
PWG World Championship: Davey Richards (c) vs Chris Hero
Chris Hero annoys me. I'm pissed off at him before the match has even started because of his twattery during the introductions. This is going to be a long half hour. Excalibur's commentary partner has an annoying voice. He also added nothing to the booth. Most of the partners haven't been good, but they were at least easy to ignore. Bonham, not so much. The match itself started out inoffensively. I wasn't into it, but it wasn't as dull as Sky/Lost or terrible as everything Avalon did so not too bad considering how terrible I think Hero is. And then there was the ending. Or rather, the two deciding to hit each other in the head a few dozen times, hit most of their signature moves, for near falls, kick each other in the head a few more times, no sell fucking everything, except Hero's knee which played no role in the finish. Now for the final match so I can get this show done with. The fans think it was great. They're fucking stupid, but they're vocal, which is nice.
Result: Richards retains via submission to Ankle Lock
PWG Tag Team Championship Title Three Way Guerrilla Warfare Match: El Generico & Paul London (c) vs Brandon & Dustin Cutler vs The Young Bucks (Matt & Nick Jackson)
Thirty seconds into the final match and I can tell I'm going to hate this. The camera angles are awful, the selling is non existant and the excessive spots (whether they be moves or weapon shots) are either stupid, overly dangerous or both. Mostly both, let's be honest. If you enjoy that kind of stuff, you'll love this match. I do not and I did not.
Result: El Generico pinned Nick Jackson via Brainbuster to retain the Titles
I didnt massively enjoy this show. With two exceptions, the matches were dull to outright bad, with a new guy (to the company) out shining everyone except Danielson and Strong. Avalon is awful, Chris Hero went out of his way to demonstrate that no, he wasn't any better on the indies than he wasin FCW/NXT, a three way clusterfuck hardcore match is never a good idea and if Lost's matches are usually that dull, I'm glad he's retired.
BMOTN: Cage vs Bonham
WMOTN: Hero vs Richards
Onto Eight, which I'll do tomorrow. Probably.