Fucket List

[Via Armbar]

Everyone has one whether they know it or not. Similar to it's Bucket List counterpart, it's basically a list of things of a sexual nature you wish to accomplish before you die. Some people keep it simple: anal, public love making and so on. Some dream a little bigger: a mother/daughter team, a teacher and yada yada. So what is on your Fucket List?

Here's a few of mine that have yet to be accomplished:

A 100% black chick
My exes mom.
A Harry Houdini
A female at least 20 years older.
Pop at least 3 black cherries (butt virgins, I've got 2 down)

 

[klunderbunker]

Moose.

 

[The Crock]

Twins.

 

[JGlass]

A teacher or nurse/doctor. I have never had a hot teacher, or even really an attractive one (in college anyway), so I doubt the teacher will happen, but the nurse or doctor thing could I suppose.

 

[SSJPhenom]

Sugar Momma.

 

[Coco]

Dame Judi Dench.

 

[a0161613]

Harry Houdini?

 

[I Suck Ass]

Harry Houdini: A sexual act where a guy is having sex with a girl doggie-style and is about ready to blow his load. He spits on the girl's back so that she'll think he's done. She turns around, never suspecting that the guy has his loaded piece ready to go. The guy then spunks right in the girl's eyes and he disappears quicker than Harry Houdini.

From Urban Dictionary.

 

[a0161613]

Brilliant

 

[The Crock]

Pulling a Houdini is now my goal.

 

[Coco]

Pulling a Houdini is now my goal.

When you say it like that, it doesn't sound gay at all.

 

[The Crock]

When you say it like that, it doesn't sound gay at all.

 

[SSJPhenom]

Two mules and Sister Sarah.

 

[Lee]

Your sister? I thought you were gay

 

[Coco]

Probably one of those feminine ones. A flamer, right?

 

[SSJPhenom]

Wrong and wrong.

I'm bisexual. I have sex with women quite often. If you were wondering.

BTW, Sister Sarah is a nun.

 

[Coco]

See, there wouldn't be this confusion if you were more open about your sexuality.

 

[SSJPhenom]

I couldn't be more open about it.

 

[Alex]

The one where you shit, puke and cum at the same time

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Have sex.

 

[SSJPhenom]

A, somewhat famous person.

 

[Hawkeye]

Have sex.

Easy there, Milenko let's not get too overzealous here.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I'll settle for anyone but am hoping to run into Johnny Depp.

 

[Hawkeye]

I'll settle for anyone but am hoping to run into Johnny Depp.

Your standards are too high buddy. What you need to do is put an ad on craigslist.

 

[Alex]

Milenko's gay???