Fuck my life.

[Coco]

I had a totally badass dream last night. In this badass dream, I told Chris Jericho about my fantasy about him hitting the Codebreaker when Taker does one of his dives over the top rope to the outside. Jericho thought it was an awesome idea and he said he'd definately pitch the idea to Mark (That's Taker, for all you hopeless noobs out there). It was really exciting. After that, I went on the computer and found out some of the girls I went to highschool with were doing a sex cam show. Turns out a couple of them were even doing one together. Somehow I ended up in a nude wrestling match with one of those girls (for real wrestling, not that fake crap) on a soccer field, and I tried to prolong it by not working stiff. Unfortunately, a half-assed version of the Liontamer made her submit. Of course I didn't want to stop the match, so I didn't release the hold for a few moments.

Sucks that I had to wake up this morning.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I had a totally badass dream last night. In this badass dream, I told Chris Jericho about my fantasy about him hitting the Codebreaker when Taker does one of his dives over the top rope to the outside. Jericho thought it was an awesome idea and he said he'd definately pitch the idea to Mark (That's Taker, for all you hopeless noobs out there). It was really exciting. After that, I went on the computer and found out some of the girls I went to highschool with were doing a sex cam show. Turns out a couple of them were even doing one together. Somehow I ended up in a nude wrestling match with one of those girls (for real wrestling, not that fake crap) on a soccer field, and I tried to prolong it by not working stiff. Unfortunately, a half-assed version of the Liontamer made her submit. Of course I didn't want to stop the match, so I didn't release the hold for a few moments.

Sucks that I had to wake up this morning.

That's what she said.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I had a dream that my shoulder was hurting, it came true.

 

[Coco]

In the dream, was somebody manipulating your shoulder to force you into submission?

If not, you're way off topic.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I was stacking something, for like 10 dream hours. They kept falling over, it was awful.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Doesn't Jericho do the half-ass version of the Liontamer?

 

[Coco]

Doesn't Jericho do the half-ass version of the Liontamer?

Mine was especially half-assed. I was trying to make sure that it looked like I was trying to put her in a hold so that she wouldn't accuse me of not trying, but at the same time I was trying to make sure she wasn't in enough pain to submit.

It was also half-assed because half of my ass had made contact with half of hers.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Mine was especially half-assed. I was trying to make sure that it looked like I was trying to put her in a hold so that she wouldn't accuse me of not trying, but at the same time I was trying to make sure she wasn't in enough pain to submit.

It was also half-assed because half of my ass had made contact with half of hers.

At least it was consensual I hope.

 

[Coco]

It wasn't a non-sactioned match or anything, so it must have been.

I haven't had a sex dream since I was ten years old. It was with Denise Richards from The World Is Not Enough. I think I was Pierce Brosnan. We did the nasty in the oil pipeline.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I've never had a sex dream with a celebrity. Mostly girls I knew from high school or I know from college.

 

[Coco]

I just find it weird that I have nude wrestling matches in my dreams but not sex.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

You can say that nude wrestling matches are kind of like sex but I don't know if that brings any consolation.

 

[Coco]

I think I'm developing a submission fetish.

 

[D-Man]

I had a totally badass dream last night. In this badass dream, I told Chris Jericho about my fantasy about him hitting the Codebreaker when Taker does one of his dives over the top rope to the outside. Jericho thought it was an awesome idea and he said he'd definately pitch the idea to Mark (That's Taker, for all you hopeless noobs out there). It was really exciting. After that, I went on the computer and found out some of the girls I went to highschool with were doing a sex cam show. Turns out a couple of them were even doing one together. Somehow I ended up in a nude wrestling match with one of those girls (for real wrestling, not that fake crap) on a soccer field, and I tried to prolong it by not working stiff. Unfortunately, a half-assed version of the Liontamer made her submit. Of course I didn't want to stop the match, so I didn't release the hold for a few moments.

Sucks that I had to wake up this morning.

Chris Knight: "Was it a dream where you were standing in sort of sun-god robes on top of a pyramid, and there were hundreds of naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"
Mitch Taylor: "No..."
Chris Knight: "Why, am I the only one who has that dream?"

Guess the movie and you get a peanut...

 

[Uncle Sam]

I can make it so you never wake up again.

 

[Coco]

Only if you can make it a happy ending.