FromtheThread

[The Doctor]

Doc, It'd be sound advise if I told you to read FTS' posts in this thread.

It'd be sound advice if you shut the fuck up. I quoted his post and completed it. He posted that while I was typing it out.

 

[Remix]

Fair enough Doc.

And I've also sent my PM to FTS. Good luck everybody, and may the best man win.

 

[The Doctor]

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

1. Who is your favorite poster, and why?

Neither Razor nor FTS.

2. Who is your favorite wrestler, and why?

Dolph Ziggler, because his hair goes poofy when he wrestles over 10 minutes.

3. Why do you want the spot under my wing?

I do?

4. What do you contribute to the forums?

Bandwidth.

5. Style or substance?

Neither.

6. What is your favorite color and why?

Red, White and Blue. Take that Commies.

7. What is wrong with this picture?

Obama spent my tax dollars on it.

8. Do you value loyalty? Give me an example of how you have been loyal.

I havent logged off this forum in 6 months.

9. Bros or Hoes?

I love gardening.

10. A train is heading west from Kansas City at 50 mph. Another train is leaving Denver heading east at 60 mph. A third train leaves 15 minutes later from Dallas heading north at 80 mph. Which one will hit ZeroVX first?

The one coming from the south?

11. A murderer is sentenced to choose one of three rooms. One is full of raging fire. One is full of assassins with loaded weapons. The third is filled with lions that haven't eater for three years. Which room should he choose?

He should choose the raging fire and not the one with dead starving lions. Dirty Sex Offender.

12. Write a paragraph without using the letter e.

A train is hading wst from Kansas City at 50 mph. Another train is laving Dnvr hading ast at 60 mph. A third train lavs 15 minuts latr from Dallas hading north at 80 mph. Which on will hit ZroVX first?

13. Why is Friday the 13th considered an unlucky day?

I was left at the County Fair on Friday the 13th and was robbed by gypsies.

14. UT or A&M?

Undertaker.

15. Can you grow a full beard?

I'm 12.

16. Do you skip boring questions?

Yes.

19. Find a unique fact about college football and see if I knew it already

FTS watches College Football.

20. Complete this line.

Poverty stricken and headed to prison.
Oh, what a wonderful life.

 

[Remix]

MRC, you're supposed to PM FTS with your answers.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Aw. You're taking this seriously. Aren't you a dear?

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

I'm starting to think this is a prank. no spot is worth the aggravation. I'm just tired of being compared to JKO.

 

[The Doctor]

I submitted mine anyway for the humor of the thing.

 

[Remix]

I'm taking this seriously. Not like I want to damage my chances of winning. Serious ly I want to win this thing.

EDIT: Oh, everybody thinks it's a prank. In that case I'm dropping the pretence too. MRC, I was acting like I was still taking it seriously to see if I could keep people in by not changing my act (I already told Doc to PM FTS earlier).

 

[INDYjon22]

Whats up FTS, how is life treating you my man?

 

[Razor]

I can't believe you forsook my survey. Bitch.

 

[Razor]

13. Why is Friday the 13th considered an unlucky day?

It was a Friday the 13th when the Templar Crusaders were betrayed by the Pope and systematically assassinated.

Oh look at me, showing off. Silly Razor.

 

[The Doctor]

My answer was better.

 

[Remix]

You can stop pretending this is anything more than a failed 'admin prank' now Razor. We've all cottoned on.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Hey, what's up Jon?


Actually, not a prank. Every good stable needs four people.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Why would this be a prank? We just pranked the shit out of you guys, so it would have to be better of it would fail. This is not better.

Secondly, Leafy has had a comment of mine in his sig for a while, and now I am associated with a racist, so I am here to replace him.

 

[INDYjon22]

Hey, what's up Jon?


Actually, not a prank. Every good stable needs four people.

Not much man. Just bored as shit and reading through some of these pledges surveys. Fun shit.

 

[Remix]

I'm sticking to my guns on this one FTS. Someting about it doesnt seem right.

And anyway, as I said when I declared myself out; if I'm going to take Leafy's spot (and I dont remember you being that involved with one another in the first place), I'm going to earn it in the CLDL.

Which I wont. Both because I wont earn it, and because there isnt an open spot.

 

[Razor]

My answer was better.

But it wasn't factual. My answer has the benefit of having the backing of HISTORY. Not as good as SCIENCE, but damn close.

You can stop pretending this is anything more than a failed 'admin prank' now Razor. We've all cottoned on.

mmHmm. Like I would keep at it if this were just another attempt at a Admin prank. That was worlds better than this could ever be.

 

[Theo Mays]

Prank or not, I enjoyed the hell out of the survey. I don't care if I get pranked or not, I'm a gullible fuck.

 

[Kanye South]

This is no prank. Razor and FTS are men of business.

And I'm just going to skip the applications and say this:

Evan Bourne sucks, Bush should be second only to Batman, and FTS can have Talia Madison. I just want me a piece of dat Awesome Kong ass.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

So I am using the Houstan Texans for my Franchise on Madden, and a funny thing happens

Schaub has a good game = we loose

Schaub has a shit game = we win

 

[FromTheSouth]

So I am using the Houstan Texans for my Franchise on Madden, and a funny thing happens

Schaub has a good game = we loose

Schaub has a shit game = we win

And welcome to the wonderful world of the Houston Texans. Also, remember to not use your third string running back until week 13, even though he is likely the best.

Oh, and make sure that when you play Jacksonville, you let your running back throw passes.

 

[The Doctor]

I have a Doc Appreciation Thread now...kind of...

What's up?

 

[FromTheSouth]

Chillin. I think I have my three finalists, but I am giving some more time.