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[Razor]

So, should I order a pizza or go out to something like Panera Bread or the food court for dinner?

PROTEGES: Answer this lowly sig-maker's question. Should he go to Panera Bread, the food court, or order a pizza?

 

[FromTheSouth]

we drew 2-2

Any points are helpful.

 

[Razor]

You pledges are doing awful, by the way.

 

[Lee]

Any points are helpful.

They are, we're now 9 points clear of automatic promotion with a game in hand (so that SHOULD be 12 points in theory) so it's looking good.

 

[Scotty]

Ok, the abridged version:

JKO's a troll. Sure, he's improved a lot since he was let back in the bar room but he's still bad. Baller's an ingrateful idiot, and Stormtrooper is as generic as bargain bin medication. Doc's always going to be a sigmaker, nothing you can do will change that, so dont try to improve him as he'll still be on the same level. Scotty (assuming he comes to a decision) has yet to do anything notable. I can't think of anything he's done except join the Job Squad.

As you can see, I'm the best choice. Vote for me.

And, moving on from displaying my ego and distain for my opponents. How are you going to pick the top five?

Good one there Tommy Dremix.

 

[FromTheSouth]

You pledges are doing awful, by the way.

We have to mold them.

 

[Scotty]

Plus that is why I need to be molded. Because I have done nothing notable besides making Shango's sig.

 

[Kanye South]

I am the definition of notable. FTS even made a couple threads about me.

I think this moment needs the Wrestlemania theme song.

 

[The Doctor]

And you need to tell me what I should do for dinner.

 

[Remix]

So, should I order a pizza or go out to something like Panera Bread or the food court for dinner?

I've never heard of Panera Bread, and it's too early to order in right now. So if you're planning to eat soon walk to the food court. If you're having it for dinner (i.e. later than 6 o'clock) then order in.

 

[FromTheSouth]

They are, we're now 9 points clear of automatic promotion with a game in hand (so that SHOULD be 12 points in theory) so it's looking good.

It's just not right to have The Toon out of the first division.

 

[Razor]

We have to mold them.

But it's going to take forever!!! Hmph.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Typical wrestling fan. If you can't have it now, then why have it?

 

[The Doctor]

I've decided to order LaRosa's. I'm having a Philly Cheesesteak Calzone, because it sounded interesting and warm.

 

[Scotty]

Excellent choice Doc.

 

[Razor]

Yeah, well, FTS...uh...Kane should put his mask back on! Yeah! That makes me sound intelligent, right?

 

[ZeroVX]

Yeah, well, FTS...uh...Kane should put his mask back on! Yeah! That makes me sound intelligent, right?

Not only that, but John Cena should turn heel.

 

[Scotty]

And Cena only knows 5 moves.

 

[Theo Mays]

Lol man, I'm starting to understand why you took a hiatus. I mean holy fuck, look at this request I got yesterday:

Nothing beats the request I got a month or so ago. This guy wanted everyone from WWE and TNA IN ONE SIG!!!!

FTS, I have a beard, pick me!

 

[FromTheSouth]

Yeah, well, FTS...uh...Kane should put his mask back on! Yeah! That makes me sound intelligent, right?

I have responded to you in the death penalty thread.

Murder is not the first commandment by the way.

 

[Razor]

Official FTS Protege Applicants

1) Doc.

2) Scotty.

3) JKO

4) Remix

5) Stormtrooper

6) Theo

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Interviews for you 6 shall be made up shortly. If anyone wants to pull out of the race, then say so now.

Also. No more being stupid douchebags if you already are one and are chosen by FTS to be his protege. There can not be infighting amongst FromtheBack.

 

[Razor]

I have responded to you in the death penalty thread.

Murder is not the first commandment by the way.

Yeah, I was going by the seat of my pants on that one. What is it, the 5th? I dunno. I'm just guessing now.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Narrow it down to three Razor, and I will do a second interview.

 

[Razor]

You heard the man! Snap to.

Answer these questions, and I will make my final selections.

1) Are you a stupid douchebag?*

2) Are you Canadian?

3) Are you British?

4) Are you American?

5) How do you feel about Evan Bourne?*

6) Do you have an undying hatred for Cena or Batista?

7) Will you help promote various sections that FTS mods over? I have the Cigar Lounge locked, but the WWE sections could use some bumpage.

8) George W. Bush: A Great President, or the Greatest President?*

9) Batman. Just how awesome is he?*

10) Talia Madison. Pledge now that you will never fuck her. Instead, pledge that you will do all in your power to send her FTS' way. *

PROTIP: Asterisk (*) indicates questions that you must answer.

 

[Scotty]

Sweet. I'm in.