FromtheThread
- Thread starter FromTheSouth
- Start date
1) Are you a stupid douchebag?*
No. I'm doing a master's degree, ruling out the stupid. I'm also not a douchebag.
2) Are you Canadian?
No.
3) Are you British?
Yes.
4) Are you American?
No. I have cousins who are though.
5) How do you feel about Evan Bourne?*
I think he's a jobber with a good finisher. He's a great cruiser but has the typical lack of psychology that goes with his weight class. He's also great at selling.
6) Do you have an undying hatred for Cena or Batista?
No. I'll happily refer to Batista by a range of nicknakes, typically relating to his saggy tits.
7) Will you help promote various sections that FTS mods over? I have the Cigar Lounge locked, but the WWE sections could use some bumpage.
Of course. I'm in the CLDL and will happily debate in a topic that I can sink my teeth into.
8) George W. Bush: A Great President, or the Greatest President?*
I think he did a good job. I dont agree with all of his decisions (e.g. war in Iraq), but he isnt as bad as his detractors claimed he was. So I'll go with great.
9) Batman. Just how awesome is he?*
Incredably. He's just plain badass.
10) Talia Madison. Pledge now that you will never fuck her. Instead, pledge that you will do all in your power to send her FTS' way. *
I'd never fuck her, and I'd do my best to send her to FTS.
No. I'm doing a master's degree, ruling out the stupid. I'm also not a douchebag.
2) Are you Canadian?
No.
3) Are you British?
Yes.
4) Are you American?
No. I have cousins who are though.
5) How do you feel about Evan Bourne?*
I think he's a jobber with a good finisher. He's a great cruiser but has the typical lack of psychology that goes with his weight class. He's also great at selling.
6) Do you have an undying hatred for Cena or Batista?
No. I'll happily refer to Batista by a range of nicknakes, typically relating to his saggy tits.
7) Will you help promote various sections that FTS mods over? I have the Cigar Lounge locked, but the WWE sections could use some bumpage.
Of course. I'm in the CLDL and will happily debate in a topic that I can sink my teeth into.
8) George W. Bush: A Great President, or the Greatest President?*
I think he did a good job. I dont agree with all of his decisions (e.g. war in Iraq), but he isnt as bad as his detractors claimed he was. So I'll go with great.
9) Batman. Just how awesome is he?*
Incredably. He's just plain badass.
10) Talia Madison. Pledge now that you will never fuck her. Instead, pledge that you will do all in your power to send her FTS' way. *
I'd never fuck her, and I'd do my best to send her to FTS.
One Punch Doug Crashin
I AM INVINSIBLE!
FTS and I are Jewish.... That's enough said... That and I think I can improve with the both of ya.
1) Are you a stupid douchebag?*
I prefer the term bag of douche, but I'm weird like that. And no I'm not a stupid douchebag.
2) Are you Canadian?
No I ain't, eh.
3) Are you British?
Can't say I am
4) Are you American?
Damn right
5) How do you feel about Evan Bourne?*
He does a bunch of flips that are fun, other than that I could care less.
6) Do you have an undying hatred for Cena or Batista?
Use to hate them both, but over the course of the past year I've grown to Cena and I fucking love Batista's heel run, epic shit.
7) Will you help promote various sections that FTS mods over? I have the Cigar Lounge locked, but the WWE sections could use some bumpage.
When I travel to the WWE section you're damn right I will.
8) George W. Bush: A Great President, or the Greatest President?*
I think Bush was a great president. Dude got a bad rep because of the war and stuff, but in his first term he handled it excellently and there is no one I would have rather had in there. Gore would have found a way to fuck it up.
9) Batman. Just how awesome is he?*
More awesome than the Miz. If there was a level above awesome it would be dedicated to Batman and only Batman.
10) Talia Madison. Pledge now that you will never fuck her. Instead, pledge that you will do all in your power to send her FTS' way. *
I would kick Gregory Helms ass and then introduce Ms. Madison to FTS and they can make awesome southern love children together.
I prefer the term bag of douche, but I'm weird like that. And no I'm not a stupid douchebag.
2) Are you Canadian?
No I ain't, eh.
3) Are you British?
Can't say I am
4) Are you American?
Damn right
5) How do you feel about Evan Bourne?*
He does a bunch of flips that are fun, other than that I could care less.
6) Do you have an undying hatred for Cena or Batista?
Use to hate them both, but over the course of the past year I've grown to Cena and I fucking love Batista's heel run, epic shit.
7) Will you help promote various sections that FTS mods over? I have the Cigar Lounge locked, but the WWE sections could use some bumpage.
When I travel to the WWE section you're damn right I will.
8) George W. Bush: A Great President, or the Greatest President?*
I think Bush was a great president. Dude got a bad rep because of the war and stuff, but in his first term he handled it excellently and there is no one I would have rather had in there. Gore would have found a way to fuck it up.
9) Batman. Just how awesome is he?*
More awesome than the Miz. If there was a level above awesome it would be dedicated to Batman and only Batman.
10) Talia Madison. Pledge now that you will never fuck her. Instead, pledge that you will do all in your power to send her FTS' way. *
I would kick Gregory Helms ass and then introduce Ms. Madison to FTS and they can make awesome southern love children together.
Stupid, sometimes. Douchebag...I hope not.
No.
Yes.
Yes.
I enjoyed him when he debuted. However, I will never lead a rallying cry for him to win a title or get any kind of push. He's there to do some flippys and lose. Cool entrance music though.
No, I enjoy them both. Batista's current turn is great. And I'm looking forward to their Wrestlemania match.
Definitely. I post in NXT whenever there are new developments, and I try and make topics that look past the surface, such as in my "What RAW Needs: Energy!" thread.
The actual quote is "George W. Bush: Great President, or Greatest President?"
He could beat Light Yagami.
I pledge allegiance to FTS and the United Forums of Wrestlezone. I will send Talia Madison FTS' way and will never fuck her. I will deliver her to FTS in pristine condition, just for him.
One Punch Doug Crashin
I AM INVINSIBLE!
I'll submit my app.
1) Are you a stupid douchebag?*
I hope not. I try not to be.
2) Are you Canadian?
NO! Eh?
3) Are you British?
No mate.
4) Are you American?
HELL FUCKING YES.
5) How do you feel about Evan Bourne?
I like his high flying skills, though I don't particularly think he's all that interesting.
6) Do you have an undying hatred for Cena or Batista?
Cena? No. Batistaroid? Yes but I used to love his OVW stuff.
7) Will you help promote various sections that FTS mods over? I have the Cigar Lounge locked, but the WWE sections could use some bumpage.
If it gets me off my lazy ass and post I'm all for it.
8) George W. Bush: A Great President, or the Greatest President?
Indifferent really. I'm a traditionalist.
9) Batman. Just how awesome is he?
He's so awesome he gets to bang Wonder Woman! How awesome is that!
10) Talia Madison. Pledge now that you will never fuck her. Instead, pledge that you will do all in your power to send her FTS' way.
DONE
1) Are you a stupid douchebag?*
I hope not. I try not to be.
2) Are you Canadian?
NO! Eh?
3) Are you British?
No mate.
4) Are you American?
HELL FUCKING YES.
5) How do you feel about Evan Bourne?
I like his high flying skills, though I don't particularly think he's all that interesting.
6) Do you have an undying hatred for Cena or Batista?
Cena? No. Batistaroid? Yes but I used to love his OVW stuff.
7) Will you help promote various sections that FTS mods over? I have the Cigar Lounge locked, but the WWE sections could use some bumpage.
If it gets me off my lazy ass and post I'm all for it.
8) George W. Bush: A Great President, or the Greatest President?
Indifferent really. I'm a traditionalist.
9) Batman. Just how awesome is he?
He's so awesome he gets to bang Wonder Woman! How awesome is that!
10) Talia Madison. Pledge now that you will never fuck her. Instead, pledge that you will do all in your power to send her FTS' way.
DONE
FromTheSouth
You don't want it with me.
I do like British people.
ÐаÑбоÑа
doesn't know REAL wrestling...
Our strange blend self-loathing narcissism can be endearing
Lee
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supermod!
Toon toon
Here I go.
I would like to think that we are all stupid at times, but I don't think that I am a douchebag because I feel that if I was then I wouldn't even have the option to answer these questons.
No.
No.
Yes.
Although I feel like flippy moves do not work I also find them entertaining. I am a fan of Evan Bourne because he knows that he is a jobber and makes sure to put the bigger guys over as best he can.
No. While I may not care about Cena the wrestler, Cena the person seems pretty cool. He goes out of his way to grant all these Make-A-Wish kids wishes. I don't really care for Batista the person (as I hear he is a douchbag) but I am really into his heel run.
I have been pondering about making a thread in the Cigar Lounge and have made my mind up before this to dramatically increase my Non-Spam post count and I would love to do it in the WWE Section.
Bill Clinton was the man......and I'm pretty sure Hilary is to.
I cannot even fathom it. The man has his own fucking cave, cool weapons, cool gadgets, awesome vehicles, a shitload of money, and HIS OWN FUCKING CAVE!
If I do this can I have sloppy seconds?
Whew. *wipes sweat from forehead* Finished.
Oh I forgot, Batman is so awesome that he has a road named after him by my house. I live about a minute or so from Batman Road. It is pretty awesome. I'll have to take a picture sometime.
Best I could do, as I'm not at home to go to the road to take a picture. I live on the circled road.
Best I could do, as I'm not at home to go to the road to take a picture. I live on the circled road.
The following posts are quoted applications from the applicants themselves. Reserved here to fight any sort of editing done later on.
EDIT: Added Stormtrooper's wonderful application. Called me sir.
And, for the record, I appreciate Doc's answer to Question 9. That sort of humility and self-realization is valued in a FTS protege.
I will wait until after I get back from Taco Bell with my buds (should be around 8) to declare the three who make it to the final consideration for FTS. I may present a ranking and allow for any late submissions. JKO: Get to writing out yo application, dude. I ain't going to wait much longer.
EDIT: Added Stormtrooper's wonderful application. Called me sir.
1) I would like to think that we are all stupid at times, but I don't think that I am a douchebag because I feel that if I was then I wouldn't even have the option to answer these questons.
2)No.
3)No.
4)Yes.
5)Although I feel like flippy moves do not work I also find them entertaining. I am a fan of Evan Bourne because he knows that he is a jobber and makes sure to put the bigger guys over as best he can.
6)No. While I may not care about Cena the wrestler, Cena the person seems pretty cool. He goes out of his way to grant all these Make-A-Wish kids wishes. I don't really care for Batista the person (as I hear he is a douchbag) but I am really into his heel run.
7) I have been pondering about making a thread in the Cigar Lounge and have made my mind up before this to dramatically increase my Non-Spam post count and I would love to do it in the WWE Section.
8)Bill Clinton was the man......and I'm pretty sure Hilary is to.
9)I cannot even fathom it. The man has his own fucking cave, cool weapons, cool gadgets, awesome vehicles, a shitload of money, and HIS OWN FUCKING CAVE!
10)If I do this can I have sloppy seconds?
1) Are you a stupid douchebag?*
I hope not. I try not to be.
2) Are you Canadian?
NO! Eh?
3) Are you British?
No mate.
4) Are you American?
HELL FUCKING YES.
5) How do you feel about Evan Bourne?
I like his high flying skills, though I don't particularly think he's all that interesting.
6) Do you have an undying hatred for Cena or Batista?
Cena? No. Batistaroid? Yes but I used to love his OVW stuff.
7) Will you help promote various sections that FTS mods over? I have the Cigar Lounge locked, but the WWE sections could use some bumpage.
If it gets me off my lazy ass and post I'm all for it.
8) George W. Bush: A Great President, or the Greatest President?
Indifferent really. I'm a traditionalist.
9) Batman. Just how awesome is he?
He's so awesome he gets to bang Wonder Woman! How awesome is that!
10) Talia Madison. Pledge now that you will never fuck her. Instead, pledge that you will do all in your power to send her FTS' way.
DONE
Theo "Hitman" Mays;1886780 said:
And, for the record, I appreciate Doc's answer to Question 9. That sort of humility and self-realization is valued in a FTS protege.
I will wait until after I get back from Taco Bell with my buds (should be around 8) to declare the three who make it to the final consideration for FTS. I may present a ranking and allow for any late submissions. JKO: Get to writing out yo application, dude. I ain't going to wait much longer.
Stormtrooper
Championship Contender
Yes Sir!
No Sir!
No Sir!
No Sir!
Yes Sir!
When I am in the mood to see flippy fucks flying around, he is fun to watch. To bad I am rarely ever in the mood to see flippy fucks, because they generally suck major balls.
No Sir! I like Cena, and Batista has grown on me since his heel turn.
Yes Sir!
FromTheSouth
You don't want it with me.
OK, I don't like this survey. I am PM'ing to the six of you Razor listed.
FromTheSouth
You don't want it with me.
None of you have any balls. I have new questions for the applicants.
1. Who is your favorite poster, and why?
2. Who is your favorite wrestler, and why?
3. Why do you want the spot under my wing?
4. What do you contribute to the forums?
5. Style or substance?
6. What is your favorite color and why?
7. What is wrong with this picture?
8. Do you value loyalty? Give me an example of how you have been loyal.
9. Bros or Hoes?
10. A train is heading west from Kansas City at 50 mph. Another train is leaving Denver heading east at 60 mph. A third train leaves 15 minutes later from Dallas heading north at 80 mph. Which one will hit ZeroVX first?
11. A murderer is sentenced to choose one of three rooms. One is full of raging fire. One is full of assassins with loaded weapons. The third is filled with lions that haven't eater for three years. Which room should he choose?
12. Write a paragraph without using the letter e.
13. Why is Friday the 13th considered an unlucky day?
14. UT or A&M?
15. Can you grow a full beard?
16. Do you return the favor/
17. Have you ever owned a VCR personally?
18. Favorite wrestling match and why.
19. Find a unique fact about college football and see if I knew it already.
20. Complete this line.
Poverty stricken and headed to prison.
Oh, what a wonderful life
1. Who is your favorite poster, and why?
2. Who is your favorite wrestler, and why?
3. Why do you want the spot under my wing?
4. What do you contribute to the forums?
5. Style or substance?
6. What is your favorite color and why?
7. What is wrong with this picture?
8. Do you value loyalty? Give me an example of how you have been loyal.
9. Bros or Hoes?
10. A train is heading west from Kansas City at 50 mph. Another train is leaving Denver heading east at 60 mph. A third train leaves 15 minutes later from Dallas heading north at 80 mph. Which one will hit ZeroVX first?
11. A murderer is sentenced to choose one of three rooms. One is full of raging fire. One is full of assassins with loaded weapons. The third is filled with lions that haven't eater for three years. Which room should he choose?
12. Write a paragraph without using the letter e.
13. Why is Friday the 13th considered an unlucky day?
14. UT or A&M?
15. Can you grow a full beard?
16. Do you return the favor/
17. Have you ever owned a VCR personally?
18. Favorite wrestling match and why.
19. Find a unique fact about college football and see if I knew it already.
20. Complete this line.
Poverty stricken and headed to prison.
Oh, what a wonderful life
FromTheSouth
You don't want it with me.
PM me the answers.
One Punch Doug Crashin
I AM INVINSIBLE!
None of you have any balls. I have new questions for the applicants.
1. Who is your favorite poster, and why?
2. Who is your favorite wrestler, and why?
3. Why do you want the spot under my wing?
4. What do you contribute to the forums?
5. Style or substance?
6. What is your favorite color and why?
7. What is wrong with this picture?
8. Do you value loyalty? Give me an example of how you have been loyal.
9. Bros or Hoes?
10. A train is heading west from Kansas City at 50 mph. Another train is leaving Denver heading east at 60 mph. A third train leaves 15 minutes later from Dallas heading north at 80 mph. Which one will hit ZeroVX first?
11. A murderer is sentenced to choose one of three rooms. One is full of raging fire. One is full of assassins with loaded weapons. The third is filled with lions that haven't eater for three years. Which room should he choose?
12. Write a paragraph without using the letter e.
13. Why is Friday the 13th considered an unlucky day?
14. UT or A&M?
15. Can you grow a full beard?
16. Do you return the favor/
17. Have you ever owned a VCR personally?
18. Favorite wrestling match and why.
19. Find a unique fact about college football and see if I knew it already.
20. Complete this line.
Poverty stricken and headed to prison.
Oh, what a wonderful life
Really dude? that's a lot of shit. and as for the last one I can't think of the song. Its 11pm here.
FromTheSouth
You don't want it with me.
If you want the spot, you do the work.
PM you. Okeydoke.
Doc, It'd be sound advise if I told you to read FTS' posts in this thread.
FromTheSouth
You don't want it with me.
You guys don't have to rush through this. I am going to rest my back this week now that I have one less person to carry.
