Friends with benefits

[Hawkeye]

Hmmm, it's funny how in here some of you are so different from everywhere else on the forum. True colors anyone?

I know right? They see The Cage and go crazy

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

No, most people just embellish to try and be funny.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Being friends with girls is bad because 99.9% of the time you just want to fuck them.

You forgot the.01%

 

[Hawkeye]

I have tons of lady friends that I don't want to have sex with.They fact that they are all married with kids helps too

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

I have tons of lady friends that I don't want to have sex with.They fact that they are all married with kids helps too

The mothers of your friends don't count.

 

[Hawkeye]

No No No they're all my age or a bit older.Their kids are infants

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

The mothers of your friends don't count.

It's Houston, he's talking about people 16-24.

 

[Hawkeye]

It's Houston, he's talking about people 16-24.

See? This guys gets it!

 

[Nate DaMac]

WHAT WHAT WHAAAAAAAAAA? Dude, having a child is a big fucking deal (emphasis on the fucking). Do you really think impregnating women is a small issue? What in the hell is going on with you man.

And you broke it off because you were TOO CLOSE? I can't for the life of me understand how being too close to someone is a breakup-worthy offense.

You're a fucking moron. Obviously I was joking simpleton. Yes I'm having a kid with the chick, and it is a big fucking deal, I was making light of the situation.

And yes, I broke it off because I was getting attached, and it was a predisclosed condition that we would not allow that to happen because she is still trying to get back with her ex. I was just a dick for her, and I was ok with that. The kid is an unfortunate byproduct of the situation, but I am now looking forward to it.

Don't quote me anymore cuntsicle.

 

[ZeroVX]

I always viewed friends with benefits as code for "let's start having sex at random before we start a relationship". Usually doesn't end well.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Guilt?

You don't need friends with benefits if you have a girlfriend who knows her role.

Or a Wife. Seriously though, don't tell Erin I said this.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I always viewed friends with benefits as code for "let's start having sex at random before we start a relationship". Usually doesn't end well.

I've always viewed friends w/ benefits as..

Look, I don't mind fucking you since I have no one/nothing better to do. But when someone better comes along, I don't wanna go through some awkward break-up that has me needing to explain to you why I don't wanna do it anymore.