Friends with benefits

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Being friends with girls is a bad idea all together. Yes they can be cool but they go batshit crazy pretty easily and cry alot. Not something I look for in a friend, if I want to deal with emotions I'll just stick with my girlfriend. At least she cooks too.

It's true. They'll get emotionally attached like you're in a relationship, then they'll get jealous. Or worse, they have no romantic interest in you, but they still bitch about your gf.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

You shouldn't have friends with BJs if you have a gf anyway. That's just not right.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

You shouldn't have friends with BJs if you have a gf anyway. That's just not right.

Oral sex isn't sex, you grew up in the 2000's, you should know this. And sexting is just innocent fun.

 

[Lee]

Oral sex isn't sex, you grew up in the 2000's, you should know this. And sexting is just innocent fun.

That's disgraceful

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Oral sex isn't sex, you grew up in the 2000's, you should know this. And sexting is just innocent fun.

You might wanna keep that to yourself out there in the real world if you ever want a lady. Good thing you said it here where there are all of 4 women on the boards.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Good lord, that wasn't meant to be serious at all.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

I hoped you were joking.

 

[Coco]

WHAT WHAT WHAAAAAAAAAA? Dude, having a child is a big fucking deal (emphasis on the fucking). Do you really think impregnating women is a small issue? What in the hell is going on with you man.

And you broke it off because you were TOO CLOSE? I can't for the life of me understand how being too close to someone is a breakup-worthy offense.

You're such a mark.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

I'm not a 15 year old girl in Wisconsin, therefore, I was just kidding.

 

[Coco]

Being friends with girls is a bad idea all together. Yes they can be cool but they go batshit crazy pretty easily and cry alot. Not something I look for in a friend, if I want to deal with emotions I'll just stick with my girlfriend.

I'm the opposite way. I enjoy fucking with people's heads and it's a lot easier if they're drama queens. The "I'm actually close friends with this guy?" looks I've gotten are classic.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Coco's cuntery never ceases to amaze me.

 

[Coco]

You lost me.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

It's what I like about you Coco.

 

[Jane]

I have a friend I sorta want to fuck.

But I'm not a ******, so its not gonna happen.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Being friends with girls is a bad idea all together. Yes they can be cool but they go batshit crazy pretty easily and cry alot. Not something I look for in a friend, if I want to deal with emotions I'll just stick with my girlfriend. At least she cooks too.

Being friends with girls is bad because 99.9% of the time you just want to fuck them.

 

[Hawkeye]

Seems like a waste if time to me.After a while it'll just turn into a relationship,then a smoldering pile of tears,semen,and hurt feelings.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Just the way I like my relationships

 

[Hawkeye]

Ugh,you disgust me Tiger.And I thought we were besties...

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

This is the cage homie, you best get ready to be disgusted as soon as you click that mouse.

 

[Hawkeye]

You've never talked to me like that before...

That's what happens in FWB,Tiger

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

FWB?

 

[Hawkeye]

Friends with benefits.It's so infamous it has an acronym

 

[Lee]

Nah, not gay. Just don't have good luck with females.

Confused you with Shake

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Oh acronyms.

 

[Ice Cold]

Hmmm, it's funny how in here some of you are so different from everywhere else on the forum. True colors anyone?