Friends with benefits

[Freddy4190]

fucking awesome. I just had my dick sucked by a girl who's been my best friend for like 4 years, I didn't know she was that skilled. Tsk.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Aren't you like...fat?

Fucking gross.

 

[Freddy4190]

Yeah yeah, seriously, out of all the cold-hearted bastards that post on WZ, you think people would come up with something better to rag on me about then my weight. Fuck! Come on!

 

[Nate DaMac]

Apparently you don't understand the skills it takes for fat fucks like us to get our dicks sucked without paying for it.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Friends with benefits? Girl-friends?

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

nope, Girls that are just "friends" but with the benefits of being bf/gf. technically sex without the guilt. I"ve had a few of those back in the day.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Guilt?

You don't need friends with benefits if you have a girlfriend who knows her role.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

I had one of those in college. Effing brilliant.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Effing brilliant.

Northern English, not Irish. We'll get there in the end.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Quite a vapid, souless relationship to have with another human being

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Waste of time. Someone always ends up getting hurt.

 

[Барбоса]

I had one of those in college. Effing brilliant.

Go with "Fecking brilliant" next time

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Waste of time. Someone always ends up getting hurt.

Not someone, the woman.

 

[Mustang Sally]

nope, Girls that are just "friends" but with the benefits of being bf/gf. technically sex without the guilt.

But does she go dutch when you take her out to eat?

That's the "benefits" part.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

But does she go dutch when you take her out to eat?

That's the "benefits" part.

That's why I opt for girlfriends, because you just can't get female friends to iron socks.

 

[Lee]

I thought Fred was gay :/

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I've not met a gay person yet who hasn't said he's been with a woman.

 

[Барбоса]

I've not met a gay person yet who hasn't said he's been with a woman.

Yeah but most of them mean "been shopping"

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Go with "Fecking brilliant" next time

If you keep correcting me, I am going to start slapping you.

 

[Барбоса]

If you keep correcting me, I am going to start slapping you.

Now that is a bit more Irish

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Now that is a bit more Irish

<SLAP!>

 

[Luther_Hull]

I had a friend who let me use her River Island staff discount.

Does that count?

 

[Mustang Sally]

I had a friend who let me use her River Island staff discount.

Does that count?

Sure. That's a genuine benefit.

 

[Барбоса]

<SLAP!>

Damn, you made me spill my drink...

Sacrilege

 

[X]

Enjoy your destroyed friendship.