Fight Club

[Mr. TM]

After you finish your homework

 

[Deadman]

Oh right.

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

There's a difference between an enema and having something semi large forcibly shoved up your ass... Care to judge the difference? And no...I don't care... I just believe that if someone wants to suffer, who am I to prevent it?

 

[klunderbunker]

How big are we talking? I've had two at once, so you better make it good.

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

About the size of hulk hogans biceps pushed together...

 

[klunderbunker]

*sits my post count on Gunnz to crush him*

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

Your post count? Sheeeeeeeeeeit...all that proves is that your mouse and keyboard are about as worn out as your busted asshole. I'll beat your ass with a sock full of quarters, ya twat... best $20 I'll ever waste...

 

[klunderbunker]

I'll pay you to fuck me.

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

I'll pay your mom to have you aborted...

 

[klunderbunker]

I almost was.

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

I'm assuming you still carry the coat-hanger marks on your face and head? That explains alot...

 

[klunderbunker]

Nah I just use that to stab my testicles.

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

Nah I just use that to stab my testicles.

You would LOVE the BME Pain Olympics video... get back to me after you've watched it...

 

[klunderbunker]

Masterbated to it dozens of times.

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

Nice... You are amazing. I bet your mother pays fucktons for counseling...

 

[klunderbunker]

I counsel her for her insanity.

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

maybe someone should counsel you on getting a fucking girlfriend, you fucking spaz...

 

[klunderbunker]

Is it possible that I don't prefer females?

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

Well, then someone should counsel you on getting a boyfriend. After seeing how you handle yourself, I'd say you're a mentally disturbed, over-the-hill hooker trapped in a little mans' body. It's become quite apparent that the only way to win this, would be to fucking kill you. And seeing as how I don't believe in cruelty to animals, hitting women, or child abuse, I can't beat the dog shit out of you, bitch slap you, or beat you like a redheaded step child... In essence, I'd say you win this fight, but let me be clear...not because you earned the victory, but because you're so mentally fucked up, that the only way to beat you, WOULD be to kill you. So...in closing, fuck you, get help, suck a dick, and eat shit. Thank you...

 

[klunderbunker]

You love me don't you?

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

I'd love to see you drawn and quartered... but that's about as close to love you're going to get, you sadistic piece of monkey shit...

 

[klunderbunker]

My goodness Gunnz. I'm excited sexually right now.

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

Happy to help...

 

[CCS]

*pokes gunnz in the eye.....then stabs him with a srew driver.....then smashes a guitar over his head....leaves him for KB*

2~0 bichez

btw, I cant be touched because I wear a suit of armor to fight club.

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

*pokes gunnz in the eye.....then stabs him with a srew driver.....then smashes a guitar over his head....leaves him for KB*

2~0 bichez

btw, I cant be touched because I wear a suit of armor to fight club.

That's ok... I wear protective glasses, steel plating, a helmet, and carry a blowtorch... Not only do you lose, but I get to bake you in your armor!