Fight Club

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

My point exactly... nice try, amigo. Now, I must thrash you...

 

[klunderbunker]

*simles at the thought*

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

seems to me you may just love getting beat up... Save me the trouble and find a bully and poke him in the eye! haha

 

[klunderbunker]

I don't like getting beaten up. I like getting analy violated.

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

Alright, douche...you've taken this into the realm of fucking weird. If you're doing it so I'll concede, tough tits, toots. I'll be too busy beating the everloving shit out of you to wanna violate your ass. Maybe afterwards...if it's still intact.

 

[klunderbunker]

Did I mention I REALLY get off on pain? You may want to put on a poncho.

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

lmao...Hopefully you stay conscious long enough to truly enjoy it...

 

[klunderbunker]

Don't mind being covered in semen?

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

I mind...I'll wear the poncho... But you may be to mangled to know whether it's semen or blood...or a combination of both spewing from your body...

 

[klunderbunker]

Mmm. Vampirism. I hope you'll suck some out of me later on, or vice versa.

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

Alright, ya fuckin freak. I quit...lol. You're getting way to goddamn weird...bastard...

 

[klunderbunker]

I beat Gunnz in a fight without throwing a single punch.

I beat Norcal before. I beat IC before. I am the official WZ bad ass.

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

You're the resident fucking freak show... How can you live with yourself by fighting like that? Bastard... I'll give you that, though...you did well...But round 2 awaits...

 

[klunderbunker]

Just time to build up more semem for you.

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

I'll make sure you gargle all of that... Rest assured...you're gonna need to have your stomach pumped, your jaw wired shut, and your ass sewn back together when I'm done with you...

 

[klunderbunker]

Not too fond of my own taste. Other people's taste better.

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

Well, get used to it. You're gonna be tasting your own for awhile... once that jaw gets wired shut, it'll be all you taste... I'll make sure I put in a special request that they use staples instead of stitches on your asshole. That'll keep you going for awhile...

 

[klunderbunker]

You'd really do that for me? YOU DO CARE!!! *jumps into Gunnz's arms*

 

[Father:_Polley]

Seriously dude, he'll just creep you out until you give in. Here's the advice, throw in the towel and survive to fight again

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

I think I'll hold on to the towel, so he has something to wipe away whatever he doesn't swallow... He's gonna end up drawing a stalemate if he stays in this... I'm just worried...after his asshole gets shredded, what's left?

 

[klunderbunker]

No don't use a towel on it! Put it in me! Anyone have a turkey baster?

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

A turkey baster? You're gonna need a fucking garden hose when I'm done with you, you dirty bitch.

 

[klunderbunker]

Not that into enemas. Had a guy spit into my ass once. Didn't like it so I made him clean it out.

 

[Mr. TM]

Ahh, I am glad my Fight Club idea came out so well

 

[Deadman]

I feel like letting some energy out. I will take on anyone right now.

Who the hell wants a piece of this?

(Note, TM does not condone violence, Fight Club only exists to have a fun one on one brawl to release pent up frustration. Fights are never meant to be personal)

Will, you game?

You and me.