Fight Club

[Mr. TM]

I feel like letting some energy out. I will take on anyone right now.

Who the hell wants a piece of this?

(Note, TM does not condone violence, Fight Club only exists to have a fun one on one brawl to release pent up frustration. Fights are never meant to be personal)

Will, you game?

 

[CCS]

*Kicks you in the nuts and smashes you in the head with a baseball bat*


Smith wins.

 

[Mr. TM]

Coty, Nut shots are off limit, how am I supposed to make little TMs?

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

I'll fight you clean... So, in the worlds of the Immortal Rock..."Don't sing it, Bring it!!"

 

[CCS]

Not my problem. But if you're asking for a suggestion I'd go with a artificial insemination.

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

Not my problem. But if you're asking for a suggestion I'd go with a artificial insemination.

Good point...blood in the semen could hurt chances of procreation...

 

[klunderbunker]

Still need a challenger?

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

Still need a challenger?

Looks like CCS beat us to the punch...but I'll take you, KB. I need a workout...

 

[klunderbunker]

Ok you can take me.

*bends over*

 

[Mr. TM]

Fine, My fight didn't go so well. But


KB, The Super heavyweight G-Mod, will take on the peoples' Champion GUNNZ!

FIGHT!

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

Fine, My fight didn't go so well. But


KB, The Super heavyweight G-Mod, will take on the peoples' Champion GUNNZ!

FIGHT!

By all means, Ladies first...

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

Fine, My fight didn't go so well. But


KB, The Super heavyweight G-Mod, will take on the peoples' Champion GUNNZ!

FIGHT!

So...what was so important that you wanna get whooped up on by me? Don't you think you should have started smaller? Like...a chihuahua? I really hate to damage a G-Mod... but I can't be held accountable for my actions... so you may begin...I'll give you an opportunity to get in a good punch.

 

[Mr. TM]

[QUOTE="Bad Ass" Johnny Gunnz;877433]So...what was so important that you wanna get whooped up on by me? Don't you think you should have started smaller? Like...a chihuahua? I really hate to damage a G-Mod... but I can't be held accountable for my actions... so you may begin...I'll give you an opportunity to get in a good punch. [/QUOTE]

I don't want to snap the gunner in half

But I am still recovering from the low blow.

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

I'm an honorable man... I'll give you time to recover from the low blow. I'll tell you what...when you're ready, snap away... and I'll be happy to introduce you to the Hammer Bros. *Flexes arms* "Jack and Sledge".

 

[klunderbunker]

*eats a ham sandwich*

Why fight?

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

*Takes KBs Ham Sandwich, throws it on the ground, and kicks it*
Because it's fun?

 

[klunderbunker]

I'm still waiting to be taken here. Is my ass not good enough for you?

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

I'm still waiting to be taken here. Is my ass not good enough for you?

Your ass may not be, but I'll whoop up on the rest of you... What you got, KB? Bring the pain, buddy!

 

[klunderbunker]

It won't be painful if there's enough lube.

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

Don't make me bust out the sandpaper condom on you....

 

[klunderbunker]

Will bought me one of those once as a joke gift. I still have the scars. I loved it.

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

Then you're gonna love the sandpaper Magnum I've got for that ass...

 

[klunderbunker]

*bends further*

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

This is the first time in the history of ever that I've seen someone fight back using their ass... Trying to stop rape by exposing your ass is not a very wise tactic... Besides, I'm not gonna give you what you WANT... It's a fight, ya pansy!

 

[klunderbunker]

It's not rape if the other person is willing.