FIFA World Cup 2010: Cameroon vs Denmark

[Ferbian]

So who's watching?

I just noticed that Eto'o is from Cameroon, fuck.

 

[Ferbian]

The guys previewing the thread in the Danish studio has just said that they think Denmark will win 2-0

And then they think Jon Dahl Tomasson will be the scorer, a guy who hasn't scored for Denmark since 2007-2008.

 

[Ferbian]

Fuck Jon Dahl is starting in, I simply do not get why they want him there, he's old, he's useless.

Sure he's the 2nd highest scoring player for Denmark, but I already explained why he shouldn't be there...

 

[Ferbian]

Close one.. Rommedahl can't hit the goal, I wonder how the hell we qualified for this.. wait, is anybody even watching this with me?

 

[Ferbian]

1-0 to Cameroon, why am I not surprised, fuck the Danish defense..

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

I wasn't going to watch this and I'm still not going to.

 

[Ferbian]

I can understand why, Denmark has given away 3 attempts to score, one of them where they actually did, in the last 5 minutes!

 

[Барбоса]

Have to keep an eye on my £5 investment

 

[Ferbian]

Loss of your money Barbarosa, if Denmark doesn't win any of their matches, Morten Olsen is looking at a note that says "you're fucking fired"

 

[Барбоса]

Game has settled down a bit in the last 10 mins after a decent start

 

[Ferbian]

I can't stand the Danish defense, nothing works in Danish soccer, do we even have anybody worth bragging about ? Bendtner sure, but he's half injured..

 

[Барбоса]

Some false hope

 

[Ferbian]

BENDTNER!!!

I know I just bashed the whole team, but that was beautiful.

 

[Барбоса]

I can't stand the Danish defense, nothing works in Danish soccer, do we even have anybody worth bragging about ? Bendtner sure, but he's half injured..

If you watched much of Bendtner for Arsenal, you would not claim that he is worth bragging about.

Kjaer is a good player who sounds like he may on his way to Manchester United. Agger is likely to be at the centre of Liverpool's defence for the foreseeable future

 

[Brilliant Human Being]

Nicklas Bendtner is the best player in the world. In Nicklas Bendtner's head.

 

[Ferbian]

I know not even in Arsenal he's worth bragging about, but he's the only one we actually have in a world class club

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Rommedahl you little fuck! why couldn't you shoot yourself? oh yes, that's right, cause you can't hit the goal! you're worse than elkjær!!

Elkjær could hit the goal FAR away and make beautiful goals, but close he was USELESS.

Phew that was close.

 

[Барбоса]

The collective shitness of both teams is making for an interesting game

 

[Барбоса]

Nicklas Bendtner is the best player in the world. In Nicklas Bendtner's head.

The day Bendtner realises he is not as good as he thinks he is is the day he might actually become a better player

 

[Ferbian]

Yep, Eto'o is probably one of the only things Cameroon has going for themselves.

I just remembered, Agger plays for Liverpool.

Thomas Sørensen is still shit, he used to play for Aston Villa, at least that was a mediocre team, now he plays for Stoke City...

 

[Leeds Guy]

Kasper Schmeicheal is surely the next Danish number 1?

 

[Ferbian]

I doubt it.

As far as I understand it, he's all name and not half the talent you'd expect him to be.

I think we should have used Jimmy Nielsen back when he was a bit younger, same goes with Jesper Christiansen, both are 32 and were pretty good some years ago.

Or Casper Ankergren, you should know him Leeds Guy, is he still good? he was great when he was playing for Brøndby during the time Karim Zaza was injured, then the fucker returned, he was a pretty good one as well, I just preferred Casper.

 

[Ferbian]

Ankergren actually set a Danish league record of not letting any goals in in 18 out of 32 games.

 

[Leeds Guy]

Casper Ankergren is a decent keeper. Last year for Leeds he did quite well. However he is suspect on crosses. He's a flapper. I'll keep the verdict open on Kasper Schmich till I've seen him player a few games. Should fit in nicely at Leeds

 

[Leeds Guy]

Who scored the Danish goal?

 

[Барбоса]

More false hope

Bendtner and now Rommedahl