Ferbian

[The Doctor]

Fuck no it isn't, obviously you needed to quote that shit like 2 times before you had to throw that dick reference at me.

It wasn't a dick reference, I was calling you a dick. There's a difference.

So obviously it wasn't the young part that is condescending. It's you who couldn't fucking stand the fact that I pointed a joke about you failing to fucking quote someone when talking to them.

A. No, it was your whole tone that was condescending. And it always is! Through everything you do you come across as a right twat.

B. I wasn't talking to anyone. I was making a name for the Vader/Batista team that Sam had just announced the post before. True, you had posted in between the two, but considering I had done the same thing for all the other DW teams, I think this is less a case of me needing to use the quote button and more of a case of you needing to learn how to read.

Fucking asshole. See, I can play the insults too.

Not very well.

Yeah but you obviously seem to be slowly sliding into having a problem with the person. You're talking about being overrated? Well fuck me, at least I got offered a fucking moderator spot. I didn't beg for mine.

I didn't beg. I mentioned it a few times, but until my last PM to IC (out of TWO!! No more!) I never explicitly stated I wanted it without someone suggesting it first. I was down for Phoenix getting it the first time I brought it up. If you had actually done your research and looked back that far you'd have seen that. I just wanted someone to help that section out and Sly and IC decided on me.

You didn't deserve that mod spot. It should have been Dave and Jack-Hammer. Too bad Sly hated Dave for some reason and Jack-Hammer turned his spot down. It's a damn shame indeed.

Yeah, you talk about taking comments personally? Well who the fuck was it that created a thread crying over Luther because he made a hit against you? You need to stop throwing rocks when you're house is made of glass.

It was more than just a single "hit". He has been nonstop shooting at me and it comes off as being a bitter cunt. Look, I know it's supposed to be his sense of humor, but there are times when the jokes cease to be jokes. It's fucking annoying, he's fucking annoying, and honestly the world would be better off if he decided to take a very long walk off of a very short pier this instant.

Those were attacks against me. not my posting, me personally. That's the difference.

 

[Dave]

 

[Via Armbar]

Oh Dave.

 

[Ferbian]

It wasn't a dick reference, I was calling you a dick. There's a difference.

What the fuck is the difference?

A. No, it was your whole tone that was condescending. And it always is! Through everything you do you come across as a right twat.

Damn well better than the moderator who seems to jizz himself whenever someone signs up. At least I'm not seen as the rookie lover. And no that's not condescending towards the rookies, you know I like those at least.

B. I wasn't talking to anyone. I was making a name for the Vader/Batista team that Sam had just announced the post before. True, you had posted in between the two, but considering I had done the same thing for all the other DW teams, I think this is less a case of me needing to use the quote button and more of a case of you needing to learn how to read.

I read perfectly well. Certainly you would just need to actually point out what the fuck your babbling on about.

Not very well.

You're really one to talk Doc, we all know you're supposed to be too fucking nice to throw out an insult.

I didn't beg. I mentioned it a few times, but until my last PM to IC (out of TWO!! No more!) I never explicitly stated I wanted it without someone suggesting it first. I was down for Phoenix getting it the first time I brought it up. If you had actually done your research and looked back that far you'd have seen that. I just wanted someone to help that section out and Sly and IC decided on me.

Certainly people say otherwise. But I still didn't have to ask for being a moderator. I was actually recommended, I got an actual spot. What was it they did for you again? Oh yeah they made a spot for you. A spot that basically isn't even needed, G-mods could easily take care of that section.

You didn't deserve that mod spot. It should have been Dave and Jack-Hammer. Too bad Sly hated Dave for some reason and Jack-Hammer turned his spot down. It's a damn shame indeed.

You know damn well I do more than enough on this fucking forum to warrant that moderator spot. Surely I do more than you. You know I support Dave being mod, but that sure as hell doesn't make me any less warranted of that position, and you fucking know it.

It was more than just a single "hit". He has been nonstop shooting at me and it comes off as being a bitter cunt. Look, I know it's supposed to be his sense of humor, but there are times when the jokes cease to be jokes. It's fucking annoying, he's fucking annoying, and honestly the world would be better off if he decided to take a very long walk off of a very short pier this instant.

Have a mirror Doc. Nonstop shooting at you? What the fuck have you been doing as of late? Oh yeah. Luther is just generally like that, it's practically just replacing Coco with Luther in you and I's situation. However we've definitely realized that you're more fucked up than Coco is.

Those were attacks against me. not my posting, me personally. That's the difference.

Can't blame them really. You barely ever post in the non-spam section. So it's obvious they have to throw something at your personality, which is quite rotten.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Will you two give it a rest?

 

[Dave]

Pretty easy assumption right now to make:

Doc is the best mod on this whole site

How have you procured this information?

Anyway, both of you need to sit down and STFU.

Else I am going to go all Kobe Bryant on you and rape your asses... Or maybe not... I've been drinking.

 

[Irish574]

drunk ass

 

[The Doctor]

Will you two give it a rest?

Will you go choke on a DICK?

What the fuck is the difference?

A dick reference is comparing yolu to genitalia. Calling you a dick means you're a jerk.

Damn well better than the moderator who seems to jizz himself whenever someone signs up.

Oh no! I like to see good new posters! It's a disaster!

You're new too, newer than me. And I'm newer than others. We were all noobs at some point.

At least I'm not seen as the rookie lover. And no that's not condescending towards the rookies, you know I like those at least.

I didn't get much praise when I was a rookie. I still don't. So I try and recognize people who I think are doing a good job. What's so bad about that?

I read perfectly well. Certainly you would just need to actually point out what the fuck your babbling on about.

Hardly, not when you're the only person who didn't understand I was naming a team.

You're really one to talk Doc, we all know you're supposed to be too fucking nice to throw out an insult.

I consider that a compliment. I'd rather be too nice than to be a complete asshole.

Certainly people say otherwise. But I still didn't have to ask for being a moderator. I was actually recommended, I got an actual spot. What was it they did for you again? Oh yeah they made a spot for you. A spot that basically isn't even needed, G-mods could easily take care of that section.

Except if you look in the Board room, people were saying that if they ever had need of a mod for that section, I would be the guy to do it. and obviously the higher ups felt that eventually there was need for a mod for the section, so they gave it to the guy most qualified in their eyes.

As for "G-Mods could do it". The thing is, they didn't. Well, they did sometimes but it was very spotty.

You know damn well I do more than enough on this fucking forum to warrant that moderator spot.

Anyone can post. Anyone can infract. But you need to have the right attitude, professionalism, and ability not to be annoying as fuck.

Surely I do more than you.

Because you have a bigger section.

You know I support Dave being mod, but that sure as hell doesn't make me any less warranted of that position, and you fucking know it.

Anyone can post. Not everyone can post WELL.

Have a mirror Doc. Nonstop shooting at you? What the fuck have you been doing as of late? Oh yeah. Luther is just generally like that, it's practically just replacing Coco with Luther in you and I's situation. However we've definitely realized that you're more fucked up than Coco is.

not personal shots. Shots at your posting. Differences. Stop taking shots at skills as personal shots. They aren't personal. You just make some damn silly threads.

Can't blame them really. You barely ever post in the non-spam section. So it's obvious they have to throw something at your personality, which is quite rotten.

Barely ever post in the nonspam section? Come on, I post at least once daily. It's less than you, but one thing you never have seemed to grasp is that quality > quantity. What I lack in quantity, I make up for in quality. you are quite the other way around.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Right I get to choke on a dick because I'm reading two almost grown men arguing over some petty shit on a fucking forum. And I'm the stupid one here?

 

[The Doctor]

Are you ever not?

 

[Irish574]

i gotta give cred to both ferb and doc... neither were quick to back down... and they gave everyone a couple hours of hilarious entertainment

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

You know I'm right this time Doc.

 

[Dave]

Do I need to post the LOL song again?!

HUH!?

 

[Dave]

drunk ass

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU REP ME FOR?!

Good or bad?

 

[Irish574]

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU REP ME FOR?!

Good or bad?

Good, that LOL song was fuckin hilarious

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

 

[SpoodBeest]

That was quite entertaining. When is round two going to happen?

 

[Irish574]

Spood your a bitch... ding ding

 

[SpoodBeest]

Spood your a bitch... ding ding

cunt

 

[Irish574]

scrotum choker

 

[SpoodBeest]

scrotum choker

Jizz-Junkie

 

[Irish574]

Vas deferens

 

[The Doctor]

Vas deferens

I love saying this.

 

[SpoodBeest]

gooch smoocher

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]