EOY Awards

[SavageTaker]

No, no no. You've got it all wrong. A vote for Razor is a vote for the death of of the world. Because a little known bi-law of the EOTY awards is that the winner of ROTY gets to put one contract out on the poster of their choosing.

Which will hopefully be "Razor".

...Sorry ST, but I'm gonna have to put this bluntly. You're going to die. You're going to die because I told assassins I would pay them 20 bucks and give them a case of beer. Bud Light, at that.

Pussy. You had to pay someone to kill me. You're going to die because I'll do it myself with my own two legs and hand. And the assistance of a kangaroo.

AND Castro? No way, man. I support Ahmadinejad. /facepalm

Maybe a celebration that Razor is finally going to be killed by ninjas in the most non-glorious death possible.

I said I was going to do it myself!

Join the cause to kill ST via ninjas (or cutting his brake wires) and vote for SAVAGETAKER!!!!!!!!!! This is your only way to ensure the death of ST, the bane of our very existence on these forums. For reals.

That's the only thing that Razor is right about!

 

[The Dewbliners]

So, what you're telling me is it goes like this:

Thunder...Thunder...THUNDER....

Eye of Thundera, give me sight beyond sight!

Thundercats, Dewey is a hoooooorrible poster!

The Eye of Thundera just told me so!

Close enough. And that last dig might hurt a little more if it weren't the truth. I'll be the first person to tell everyone that I suck as a poster. Well, except for the Bar Room. I like to think I can hold my own in here.

 

[SavageTaker]

ST... Razor... let's just cut the crap and concede to me. Much easier that way where no-one will get hurt.

...And you're still voting for me. I have your Kangaroo under my bed. If you want it back you will vote for me.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

The Awards are going to be funny as shit this year. At least five of you in here are going to have a shit fit when you don't win Rookie Of The Year.

 

[Razor]

Close enough. And that last dig might hurt a little more if it weren't the truth. I'll be the first person to tell everyone that I suck as a poster. Well, except for the Bar Room. I like to think I can hold my own in here.

Oh come on. I love ya, Dewey.

 

[The Dewbliners]

The Awards are going to be funny as shit this year. At least five of you in here are going to have a shit fit when you don't win Rookie Of The Year.

I think it's safe to say, I'm not one of those five. Not a single serious post out of me. I know, right now, I stand a snowballs chance in hell of winning. Just having fun.

 

[SavageTaker]

The Awards are going to be funny as shit this year. At least five of you in here are going to have a shit fit when you don't win Rookie Of The Year.

Don't worry, I'll make sure to tie down Razor with duct tape and put him under my bed with the kangaroo and Jeanne Calment.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Don't worry, I'll make sure to tie down Razor with duct tape and put him under my bed with the kangaroo and Jeanne Calment.

For your own sake, man, don't take this shit too seriously.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Oh come on. I love ya, Dewey.

I know. Still doesn't change the fact that I'm nowhere near ROTY material. Think of me as, I don't know, Pete Rose, Jr. I should be amazing, but I'm not.

 

[Razor]

Which will hopefully be "Razor".

"Razor will hereby pay any ninja 20 bucks to kill ST in a rather hilarious manner."

Pussy. You had to pay someone to kill me. You're going to die because I'll do it myself with my own two legs and hand. And the assistance of a kangaroo.

Not pussy. Just lazy. And horribly busy. My epic posting is keeping me rather occupied as of late. *yawn*

My support for Ahmadinejad is nothing to laugh at, poster from Orlando, Florida. That's right. My rather ingenious Internet Spies have found out where you live.

I said I was going to do it myself!

..with the assistance of a kangaroo. Don't forget that.

That's the only thing that Razor is right about!

That'll win and get you killed? Yeah, I know. Harthan told me so in super secret deliberations that you aren't privy to.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Sacrifices must be made to make the right decision ST... and that is to vote for me. Go ahead, kill Skippy. That will only solidfiy Razor's argument... which is not enough to take JicKie Mames down.

I endorse myself to become ROTY... and I approve of this message. It doesn't matter what the votes say come time to decide, everyone knows that I am just that damn good. I don't play false characters to get over... never have, never will.

 

[SavageTaker]

For your own sake, man, don't take this shit too seriously.

I'm not. It's 1:48 in the morning and I don't feel like going to sleep. I'm just having some fun.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Sacrifices must be made to make the right decision ST... and that is to vote for me. Go ahead, kill Skippy. That will only solidfiy Razor's argument... which is not enough to take JicKie Mames down.

I endorse myself to become ROTY... and I approve of this message. It doesn't matter what the votes say come time to decide, everyone knows that I am just that damn good. I don't play false characters to get over... never have, never will.

Why do you do this shit to yourself, man? You know someone's just going to come in here, say how much you suck, and then you'll pass this off as a "FalKasm," or whatever you call your sarcasm. DON'T turn into Milenko 2.0; that's a path you don't want to go down.

I'm not. It's 1:48 in the morning and I don't feel like going to sleep. I'm just having some fun.

I hope this is the truth, mon frere.

 

[SavageTaker]

I hope this is the truth, mon frere.

Es la verdad tdigly.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Why do you do this shit to yourself, man? You know someone's just going to come in here, say how much you suck, and then you'll pass this off as a "FalKasm," or whatever you call your sarcasm. DON'T turn into Milenko 2.0; that's a path you don't want to go down.

Since when did I have sarcasm tDigle? Anyway, I thought I'd join the fun I created saying Razor and ST are the two top candidates. Don't know why people take this seriously. I also need a break from my uber-uber-uber post (Book This!) I am trying to make.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Since when did I have sarcasm tDigle? Anyway, I thought I'd join the fun I created saying Razor and ST are the two top candidates. Don't know why people take this seriously. I also need a break from my uber-uber-uber post (Book This!) I am trying to make.

So, you're not the same poster who coined the neologism, "FalKasm," and whose former user name was FalKon?

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

On second thought, man, do what y'all want to do. It will just make for good reading later. Oh, and since I made such a big point about derailing earlier, here are my endorsements for ROTY: Lariat, Phoenix, SavageTaker, Coco The Monkey, Dave, and GD. I will also be endorsing a special someone for every possible "Worst Of" Award, but, I first need to take him off of my ignore list and wait for him to troll me again (which will take all of five minutes).

 

[Mr. TM]

Is it me?

 

[Viola Moonlight]

So, you're not the same poster who coined the neologism, "FalKasm," and whose former user name was FalKon?

Technically, I was FalKon. I saw the error of my ways and changed, as per the username change. So, I do not consider myself FalKon anymore. I actually got rid of everything FalKon on here. My WZCW Character, my Book This! Character... everything.

FalKon is a plagued name and is dead to me.

 

[The Doctor]

See, I knew it. Tenta can defuse any situation. He came in and turned it from "Lariat bitching about everything" to "ST and Razor and Dewey being hilarious".

 

[D-Man]

The Awards are going to be funny as shit this year. At least five of you in here are going to have a shit fit when you don't win Rookie Of The Year.

As sad as this statement is, tdigle is right.

Honestly, I created this thread because I legitimately wanted to know the real categories of the EOY Awards, but I also thought it was a fun way for us to make up ridiculous categories and post who we feel should be the winners of them (i.e. M.I.A. Poster of the Year = Tenta). In typical WZ fashion, we have been completely derailed and I just had to sift through 42 pages of jokes, campaigning for ROTY, arguing, banter, and some other funny shit.

If we're gonna talk about real categories and who should win, I'm just going to say that I can't get upset if I don't win (or get nominated) in the ROTY category with guys like Razor, Savagetaker, Phoenix, Dave, Lariat, and the other 2 billion incredible rookies that joined the forum this year. I know what I've done on this forum since January. And what I've done is nothing more than the best that I could. I love wrestling, I love having people to bullshit about it with (even if it's on a computer instead of in person) and I love posting my thoughts on here and getting responses.

It's obvious that the EOY Awards is nothing more than a popularity contest and there's nothing wrong with that. So I'm not the "most popular rookie/n00b" on Wrestlezone... big deal. I'm not losing sleep over it. But why is it such a big deal? I know I've grown from someone who just knew a thing or two about wrestling to a completely well-rounded, strong poster in many of the different rooms on this site. I've earned the respect and backing of guys like IC25, Norcal, Becca, jmt225, and others... And in my opinion, that's plenty of recognition.

I'm not going to say garbage like "If I don't win ROTY I don't give a shit" because that is total horseshit. I've busted my ass all year to try and gain that accolade and I actually do care about it. However, how can I be that upset if I lose, considering my competition?? As far as I'm concerned, the rookies of 2009 make up for about 80% of the best posts and most rational thoughts that have been put on this site this year. I contributed as much as I had time for and I really feel that I made an impact, so I'm happy.

So as far as I'm concerned (and back to one of the original subjects that I was aiming for when I created this thread), if there was a category for "Most Underappreciated, Overlooked, Easily-Forgettable, Dark Horse Rookie of the Year," I think I'd take that award. And if I win the real ROTY award, I'll be happy as fuck. But if I walk away with nothing but respect from my peers on this site, even though it won't taste as sweet, I can't help but still appreciate that anyway.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

I agree D-man, why argue about ROTY when you and I are shoe-ins anyway?

 

[D-Man]

I agree D-man, why argue about ROTY when you and I are shoe-ins anyway?

Thanks for completely missing my point.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

I think it's almost time for the EOY Awards subforum. I think I'll post them the week I return from my Honeymoon. November 9th or 10th I'll have the subforum with nominations up.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

I agree D-man, why argue about ROTY when you and I are shoe-ins anyway?

You're a rookie?