Ellsworth is life LD (smackdown 12/6)

[Dmbfantomas]

This woman doesn't know how to speak. Holy shit. Pauses help.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Whoa Ascension looks cool as fuck

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Rising so hard they didn't even get an entrance.

 

[@smarkmouth]

So Victor is going for inverted Gene Simmons, right?

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Whoa Ascension looks cool as fuck

Hella truth. Especially the one that isn't doing the half and half paint.

 

[Hard Hit Prince]

Baron Corbin is just asking for a feud with Kane. I'd be into it. At least it would be something new for that character and it would put some heat into his storyline with Bryan.

The Ascension and Hype Bros need something new to do to be even interesting enough for the tag titles. I wouldn't mind the awesome Usos against this Hype Bros.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

I like Mojo.

 

[@smarkmouth]

The Ascension and Hype Bros need something new to do to be even interesting enough for the tag titles. I wouldn't mind the awesome Usos against this Hype Bros.

Pretty much. No one is good or interesting enough to dethrone the current champs. Alpha is a distant second place to Orton/Wyatt

 

[Navi]

Gee when was the last time the Ascension won a match? Have they ever?

 

[@smarkmouth]

I like Mojo.

 

[Hard Hit Prince]

Pretty much. No one is good or interesting enough to dethrone the current champs. Alpha is a distant second place to Orton/Wyatt

What a rub it would be to give the titles to American Alpha against this Wyatt Family. Seriously... Seeing Slater in the same ring as Orton and putting up a fight is just plain awkward. I was watching the match and thinking: "Booking-wise, Orton alone could beat the two guys."

 

[Hard Hit Prince]

Gee when was the last time the Ascension won a match? Have they ever?

I've been saying this for months now... Give them a manager. They NEED a manager.

 

[@smarkmouth]

I suspect that's the direction they're heading, but hopefully after a few months of dominance. Make Alpha REALLY earn it.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Bwoh, I said Boo-Urns.

 

[Navi]

What a rub it would be to give the titles to American Alpha against this Wyatt Family. Seriously... Seeing Slater in the same ring as Orton and putting up a fight is just plain awkward. I was watching the match and thinking: "Booking-wise, Orton alone could beat the two guys."

I know Orton has held so many titles. So it's either a case of Orton downplaying his game, or Slater really bringing it.

 

[Hard Hit Prince]

No Talking Smack? What the fuck? Fuck 200 something live... I want Talking Smack!

 

[klunderbunker]

Gee when was the last time the Ascension won a match? Have they ever?

Superstars - February 2016.

On a main show - February 2015.

 

[Navi]

Superstars - February 2016.

On a main show - February 2015.

Oh Lordy.

 

[@smarkmouth]

They did beat the New Age Outlaws that one time.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Miz is so great.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Crowd is a bunch of wieners, awesome.

 

[Navi]

Hilarious.

 

[Hard Hit Prince]

Miz <3

 

[@smarkmouth]

So, who's ordering the inevitable Miz Participation Award merch?

 

[Navi]

Kalisto needs to move to the Cruiserweight division and Corbin needs a new opponent.