Ellsworth is life LD (smackdown 12/6)

[@smarkmouth]

That opening spot sums up a lot of things wrong with the biz.

That monkey flip with full rotation on to the face wad totally no sold by the camera man, the announcers, the wrestlers and thusly the crowd.

I saw Curt Hennig do that before and it was treated like an absolutely devastating move.

And should be.

Well put, I couldn't agree more.

The worst offense this week was a particular spot in the chairs match. Kalisto squashes Corbin through 6 chairs, Corbin kicks out. And as bad as that was, I could have forgave it had JBL not sold it like a fucking rest hold.

 

[Navi]

Build Alpha right, and I'd be down for AA vs Wyatts to main event a PPV.

If booked right American Alpha could be huge for a long time to come.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

Two nights in a row tuning in late, damn Enzo, get it together my boy.
What I miss thus far?

 

[@smarkmouth]

If booked right American Alpha could be huge for a long time to come.

Whole scene has a bright future, providing nobody in creative sees more money in singles competition for Jordan, or worse yet, for Dash Wilder.

 

[@smarkmouth]

Becky calling Bliss "Lexi" = Sheamus calling del Rio "Berty"

In short, stop.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I've said it from his firs match on NXT in 2012/13, Jason Jordan could be HUGE huge money someday.

Gable too, but doesn't have the size or looks of Jordan

 

[shafe_41]

I don't even have words for Alexa Bliss. Already in my Top 5 ever.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

This whole deal was very rude by Becky Lynch

 

[Hard Hit Prince]

Everytime Otunga looks at the camera I feel like I've just been caught wanking. Fuck you Otunga, you judgmental prick.

 

[shafe_41]

I've said it from his firs match on NXT in 2012/13, Jason Jordan could be HUGE huge money someday.

Gable too, but doesn't have the size or looks of Jordan

If you could give Jordan Gable's natural charisma, you've got a perfect superstar right there. Jordan just comes off as another Apollo Crews/Bobby Lashley. He's just happy and his charisma seems unnatural at the moment.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

If you could give Jordan Gable's natural charisma, you've got a perfect superstar right there. Jordan just comes off as another Apollo Crews/Bobby Lashley. He's just happy and his charisma seems unnatural at the moment.

Agreed.

It'll all depend on how he is channeled and used

 

[Navi]

Everytime Otunga looks at the camera I feel like I've just been caught wanking. Fuck you Otunga, you judgmental prick.

Lawyer's have a tendency to do that to people.

 

[@smarkmouth]

Two nights in a row tuning in late, damn Enzo, get it together my boy.
What I miss thus far?

Slyno lost their rematch, AJ isn't cleared to wrestle Ellsworth. Not much else, just consistent quality filler that isn't pretending to be something elselse and begging you to watch.

Oh, and we're going into an IC title match as per Daniel Bryans decree.

 

[shafe_41]

Not that I really care at this point, but how did Ambrose earn an IC Title match?

 

[Hard Hit Prince]

The new announcer's right hand is directed by Alfred Hitchcock. Seriously, the suspense... It looks like he's going to do something with it and nothing happens. EVER.

 

[Hard Hit Prince]

Not that I really care at this point, but how did Ambrose earn an IC Title match?

Bryan hates Miz. That's how. Seriously. It must've also something to do with the fact that Ambrose got screwed by Ellsworth, therefore that's a consolation award (?).

 

[Snugglebites]

Not that I really care at this point, but how did Ambrose earn an IC Title match?

Fans were chanting yes.

 

[@smarkmouth]

Not that I really care at this point, but how did Ambrose earn an IC Title match?

Bryan told his monkeys to dance.

 

[rbv13]

Not that I really care at this point, but how did Ambrose earn an IC Title match?

Bryan is a dick towards Miz. Plus mouth running and Dean did get screwed at TLC.

 

[Navi]

I thought Mauro said "A shit breaker'. LOL

Again I thought he said it.

 

[@smarkmouth]

I thought Mauro said "A shit breaker'. LOL

Again I thought he said it.

He did ask "what the fuck did Ellsworth just do? " on Sunday, I'm quite certain.

 

[Navi]

He did ask "what the fuck did Ellsworth just do? " on Sunday, I'm quite certain.

I missed that.

 

[klunderbunker]

I know I'm going to be wrong but I'm convinced we're getting Miz vs. Ambrose at Mania.

 

[@smarkmouth]

Miz adopting Bryan's offense is one of the best pieces of business in wrestling history.

 

[shafe_41]

Am I the only one that doesn't enjoy Mauro? It always sounds like he's trying to get all his words out 2 seconds before he throws up.