Ellisman twitter v2: There was this girl...

[Mustang Sally]

Damn, all you bitches do is complain.

Okay 897, you're the first to get my foot in your face.

As indicated by this thread, apparently you like being stepped on by women.

 

[Sully]

Okay 897, you're the first to get my foot in your face.

As indicated by this thread, apparently you like being stepped on by women.

Damn, that's like two hard hits in a row.

Okay lets do this......The saftey word is kitten.

 

[Macca]

Damn, that's like two hard hits in a row.

Okay lets do this......The saftey word is kitten.

... I wish you would dissappear...

Besides, Mustang Sally is obviously looking for a man with more dignity (wink wink)

 

[Sully]

... I wish you would dissappear...

Besides, Mustang Sally is obviously looking for a man with more dignity (wink wink)

Shouldn't you be busy doing something? Like reading the rules.

 

[Sully]

Hey D, lemme PM/AIM you real quick. Just reread his shit and something about this girl doesn't sit right with me, wanna get a second opinion before I say anything and you seem to know your stuff

What exactly didn't sit right with you anyways?

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Shouldn't you be busy doing something? Like reading the rules.

practice what you preach dude

 

[D-Man]

It doesn't even matter, anymore. Let it go, man.

 

[Macca]

Shouldn't you be busy doing something? Like reading the rules.

Shouldnt you be busy getting that chick on your dick?

No, you're still sitting on your computer talking to me, that's why I've been getting the chicks, and you get a one-on-one special date with the palm of your hand.

Don't even try, jabroni, we've just seen countless pages of your BAAAWWWW. Now everyone knows u as that lame dick who cant seal the deal.

Fucking stalker kid, trying to flip me...

 

[D-Man]

Bitter much?

 

[Macca]

It doesn't even matter, anymore. Let it go, man.

You're gonna close the thread soon, aren't you?
Ahh well, good while it lasted...

 

[D-Man]

Nope. It stays open.

 

[Coco]

No, I think i'll be too busy thinking "Damn, this bitch has the smallest pussy I've ever seen, it's even worse then her moms'!"

This is my favorite post of all time.

 

[Macca]

Bitter much?

About what?

 

[Coco]

Well, if my plans all work out, It might be cum on her pillow, not urine.

Is this trendy?

 

[Coco]

But if you really want, I'll try to do that...i'm having a special..."appointment" with her mom tomorrow.

Details?

 

[Coco]

I'll fuck the stuff animals on her bed if I have too.

....

 

[Macca]

Nope. It stays open.

Can I call you D-Man the Malevolent...
Or Daddy, one or the other's fine...

 

[D-Man]

I prefer "Your Flawless-ship".

 

[Sully]

This is my favorite post of all time.

Haha, I'm flattered.

 

[Sully]

.

 

[D-Man]

Honestly, I think it was dumb for you to give her the link. Now she may join the forum just to start a full-blown posting war with you.

Wait...

On second thought, good job.

 

[Coco]

I know that whenever I wanna bang someone and/or make them feel bad about themself, I link them to the professional wrestling discussion forum that I post on. Works like a charm.

 

[Macca]

I know that whenever I wanna bang someone and/or make them feel bad about themself, I link them to the professional wrestling discussion forum that I post on. Works like a charm.

lol And that's my point exactly...

 

[D-Man]

I know that whenever I wanna bang someone and/or make them feel bad about themself, I link them to the professional wrestling discussion forum that I post on. Works like a charm.

In addition to this, I know that when I want to impress a girl, I tell her that I post on a professional wrestling forum on a daily basis. It causes instant wetness.

 

[Coco]

Is that a Toblerone or is your rep bar full?