Ellisman twitter v2: There was this girl...
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It's almost as if the next time you enter a room that she's in everyone should start whistling the theme from "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly."
You're a Grade A, FDA Approved wingnut. You've got more screws loose than The Blue Blazer's harness.
So she messed with you. Get over it. Judging by the looks of the way you've acted in this thread, I'm sure it won't be the last time that it's going to happen to you.
It's...Baylariat!
Team Finnley Baylor
Your goal for this month should be to make her seem like she's not worth a fuck. You give a girl the power over you, you may as well give her your soul. That woman/girl will fuck with you in so many ways, especially if she doesn't like you. I learned the hard way a long time ago that women have no respect for the guy that worships them. Not even the fat ones. Your best bet right now is to either go to counseling to kick this habit, or to google some Neil Strauss or Mystery and learn why being a girl's bitch gets you nowhere except a therapists chair.
I always knew you were a great poster, but man you have made me piss myself twice today.
LOL, thanks bro. I'm in rare form today.
Mystery is my mother fucker. I hope VH1 does another season of The Pickup Artist.
It's...Baylariat!
Team Finnley Baylor
Mystery's a little out there, so I dig more of Style's methods. Although they're similar to Mystery's, he uses his own techniques. I like his book, too. But I fell for this girl and put her on a pedestal. Did not work out for me at first. I had to stop talking to her for nearly 5 months, use some of what I learned, and I was sucking that twat 3 days later. It works. That's my answer to anyone who asks me about it.
No, I'm finished with this bitch. Like I said, one of the main reasons I liked her was for her personality, and that seemed to turn into a bitch. I don't know if it was her period or what, speaking of being pissy and on your period, You seem to be in an upset mood today D man...
Lariat doesn't know what he's talking about. Guy's probably still got his V-card.
I've always found the best way to win over a woman is by proclaiming my love in a louder and more dramatic fashion each time she turns me down. Although it should be noted attempted suicide is too loud, so avoid that. But definately keep trying. You can't perfect the dark art without practice. Sending her this thread to show her how much she means to you and how great your dreams about her are is a great start. Just make sure you have a Plan B ready in case this doesn't work.
I've always found the best way to win over a woman is by proclaiming my love in a louder and more dramatic fashion each time she turns me down. Although it should be noted attempted suicide is too loud, so avoid that. But definately keep trying. You can't perfect the dark art without practice. Sending her this thread to show her how much she means to you and how great your dreams about her are is a great start. Just make sure you have a Plan B ready in case this doesn't work.
OH MY GOD!
I would sig that if I weren't afraid of getting lynched. Plus this Dave quote is taking up my quoting space for now.
Out of the 10 books that I've ever read throughout my lifetime, Mystery's book made the cut and is one of the few that I've read. However, in order to follow it, you need to completely reinvent yourself into something that is 100,000% outside of your personal character and your comfort zone. Sure, it works, but only because it's so out there.
It's...Baylariat!
Team Finnley Baylor
OH MY GOD!
I would sig that if I weren't afraid of getting lynched. Plus this Dave quote is taking up my quoting space for now.
I was kind of hoping someone would sig it. I actually laughed out loud to myself when I wrote it. And considering that I'm probably one of the biggest Owen Hart marks ever, I feel ashamed, yet proud for saying it.
I'm just upset because I'm drowning in the pool of your vaginal secretion. Dude, you've really gone overboard on this subject. Face it, the situation is not nearly as serious as you make it out to be. It's almost if this is the first girl that's ever paid any attention to you. Is that true? And how old are you? That might uncover some more information behind your... well...
It's...Baylariat!
Team Finnley Baylor
Extreme measures aren't in order here. Tone yourself down a bit. Cool off. Act nonchalant and as if you have better things to do. If she wants to hang out with you, tell her you have things to do. Act like you're on a higher level than she is. It'll take an adjustment and not talking to her for a while, but you can get her. Just nail her, then never answer another phone call from her. That is, if you get the chance to do that.
I was kind of hoping someone would sig it. I actually laughed out loud to myself when I wrote it. And considering that I'm probably one of the biggest Owen Hart marks ever, I feel ashamed, yet proud for saying it.
I'm just upset because I'm drowning in the pool of your vaginal secretion. Dude, you've really gone overboard on this subject. Face it, the situation is not nearly as serious as you make it out to be. It's almost if this is the first girl that's ever paid any attention to you. Is that true? And how old are you? That might uncover some more information behind your... well...
My age is stated a few pages back, when I gave the links to the myspace pages. And well, I think I liked her more then any other girl in the past, and well, no...I think more girls have given me more amount of attention then she is. Besides, I know shes just fucking with my head. That's probably why i'm psycho, shes gotten in my mind!
You just gave me more momentum, I was ready to quit with her. Now I still have a chance...though....some of the things I said...and a few others...were extreamly rude. Maybe I'll send flowers to her house....or maybe give her like a puppie as a gift (then fuck it, as advised earlier.)
I don't think i'm taking this too seriously, this is all just a big joke to me. I really have nothing better to do on a Friday when schools closed, i'm just kinda bored, so I've been checking this, and it is quite entertaining, seeing you guys bash me and stuff, lol. I should Join the J.O.B squad, Hey JOB Squad, need a new member? But I've just been kinda bored today. Hang on, i'll go check if my friends online Psn, we'll go finish those Call of Duty special Ops. Considering he's also off school.
Flowers are expensive, but the puppy is actually a GREAT idea. There are always strays in need of a good home.
Don't give up, bro. No matter how bad things get, no matter what you've said in the past, if your love is true then it will win out in the end. It's how God intended.
Don't give up, bro. No matter how bad things get, no matter what you've said in the past, if your love is true then it will win out in the end. It's how God intended.
It's...Baylariat!
Team Finnley Baylor
I would probably send it to her house, (with holes in the box and everything.) to her name. Then I'd put in like a card, telling her I love her, then give a little hint on who it's from, so she doesn't think its from some asshole, and ruin my chances even more.
