Ellisman twitter v2: There was this girl...

Do I have a chance, as of my last post on page 34?

  • No. Drop it. Your a creepy little psycho, that will never get a girl.

  • Yes. Keep trying, soon you'll win her heart.


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I would probably send it to her house, (with holes in the box and everything.) to her name. Then I'd put in like a card, telling her I love her, then give a little hint on who it's from, so she doesn't think its from some asshole, and ruin my chances even more.

Dude...seriously...that is just such a terrible idea. Did you even think about this plan?

On second thought, it's a great idea man. Go for it. Take pics.
 
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That's clever. I wish I'd thought of that. Normally I'm pretty out in the open and ready to take credit for the great things I've done, but what your saying you'd do has a real cool, almost "bad boy"ish, mystique. A couple more acts of love like that would really soften her up for the big reveal that you're her secret admirer.

Inspired, sir. It's like when WWE wants to put a match on PPV, they build it up first. Just like that, you've got to build up to revealing yourself.

Love it.

Although if she sees this thread, your plan is ruined. You should make a new thread for all future planning.
 
That's clever. I wish I'd thought of that. Normally I'm pretty out in the open and ready to take credit for the great things I've done, but what your saying you'd do has a real cool, almost "bad boy"ish, mystique. A couple more acts of love like that would really soften her up for the big reveal that you're her secret admirer.

Inspired, sir. It's like when WWE wants to put a match on PPV, they build it up first. Just like that, you've got to build up to revealing yourself.

Love it.

Although if she sees this thread, your plan is ruined. You should make a new thread for all future planning.

That's a good idea, Maybe I should..., and I see what your getting at with the build up, I'm on the Road to Wrestlemania, or in this case, The Road to her heart, For A hugh Title Shot oppurtunity, but I'm going to have to overcome 29 other men to get it.
 
Seriously man, if you send that girl a live animal, you are fucking ******ed. That will not make her fall in love with you, that will only piss her off when you give her this loving little puppy and then her parents have to take it to a pound or something because you apparently live life under the assumption that everyone wants an animal to care after.

Basically, you're going to appear to be a psychotic STALKER if you do any of this.
 
Jail? Why?

Animal cruelty.

Your best bet is to simply tone it down about a dozen and a half notches. You can't MAKE anyone like you. Attraction is a choice. She chooses to like you or not like you. Sending her a cute puppy will only make her want to get a restraining order on you. Just be cool. That's not too hard.
 
I see what this guy's plan is.

Give her the puppy, kill it, and then be there to console her.

...He's obviously psychotic enough to do it.
 
He needs to boil her bunny. Oh, wait... that reference is from a movie that's older than most of the posters on this forum.
 

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