Ellisman twitter v2: There was this girl...

[Pepe Silvia]

Bro, I'm sorry, but I still think she might just think it was cute that you really wanted to carry her books. Ask her to the movies this weekend. You've got nothing to lose. If she's being nice, make it fun. If she goes and is a bitch, penis in the popcorn bucket.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Razor, it also says he's 27.

 

[Macca]

Bro, I'm sorry, but I still think she might just think it was cute that you really wanted to carry her books. Ask her to the movies this weekend. You've got nothing to lose. If she's being nice, make it fun. If she goes and is a bitch, penis in the popcorn bucket.

If she says no to you before you can even take her, shit in her mailbox. Extra points if it's one of those mailboxs in the door.

No shit Razor, says she is 18.
Maybe he's worried we'll cockblock him before he does anything. Smart lad.

And the whole "pussy's smaller then her mom" line? Go talk to someone, boy. You sound like you've been "chasing the dragon", stalker kid.

 

[Razor]

If she says no to you before you can even take her, shit in her mailbox. Extra points if it's one of those mailboxs in the door.

I fucking love you.

No shit Razor, says she is 18.

Well, he said she's something like 14. I'm all confused. And if his says he's 20-something, then Myspace is either pulling a sly trick on me or bitches be playin' this fool.

Maybe he's worried we'll cockblock him before he does anything. Smart lad.

I'm sure you would cockblock the poor soul. I, however, could never cockblock a fellow Man. Man Law, you see. It keeps me from such an action.

 

[Sully]

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[Sully]

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[Pepe Silvia]

wwe, ASK HER OUT. IN PERSON. Fuck, dude, do it. If you don't, I'm going to add her to myspace and woo the shit out of her.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Show up at her house in a gimp suit with a huge pink *****, and blame it on San Andreas.
Juskidding. <3

What the fuck I GOT REP FOR THIS WHAT

 

[Sully]

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[Pepe Silvia]

No, I got POSITIVE REP for that one.

 

[Sully]

No, I got POSITIVE REP for that one.

Oh...haha, when you said rep I thought rep standed for response, but now I say rep, and tested it out....kinda.


did they leave a comment?

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Newp

 

[gd]

Still haven't seen any TITS.

 

[Macca]

Still haven't seen any TITS.

No shit. This kid is dissappointing. Can't he see that this whole forum is behind him pillaging this ****e? Fuck me, stalker boy. Stop undressing her with your eyes and do it for real, wherever she wants you to or not.

Remember, rape is like saying 'Hello" in Japan...

 

[gd]

A new star is born.

 

[Sully]

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[Macca]

A new star is born.

Too kind man. Just trying to teach these kids what to do. btw, ya notice how stalker boy succumbs to mine and Razor's every demand (myspace links, etc, hell, he's probably away "dropping a brick" in this chicks mailbox as we speak)?

I see the beginning of a beautiful business relationship.

BTW, wwetributes, next task. At lunchtime, when she goes to the toilet, wait outside. When she comes back, ask her "Was that a No.1 or a No.2?" (Trust me bro, chicks love it when you pay attention to the small, smelly things they do).

Extra points if you do it to her friends too...

 

[D-Man]

I say you fuck her sister. That always works...

 

[Macca]

I found a hot picture with her wearing a very short top, next to an ugly chick in some bar or something.......Though you can't get any tits from her, all your gonna get is mosquito bites.

All I hear is excuses, bro. I hate excuses. You're letting down this whole forum by your lack of balls.

Get tits, or you're being shunned from the community. (Tough love, bro.)

 

[gd]

Even better, her mom.

 

[D-Man]

I almost said her mom, but changed gears at the last minute.

 

[gd]

Still works either way. You could've even said her dog and it would've been acceptable.

 

[The Doctor]

Hell, I'll fix the whole age thing. It's better then the ******s who say their 101.

 

[D-Man]

Yeah, watch the use of words like that, wwetribute897.

 

[The Doctor]

Yeah. Don't want to get banned, or at least infracted for prejudiced language.