Guerilla Radio by Rage Against the Machine hits, and NooDLE and Wits (Team Canada) enter the arena. They run down the ramp and roll under the bottom rope into the ring. They both pose on opposite turnbuckles holding up their tag titles. Then NooDLE demand for two mics from a ringside official.
NooDLE: This is the debut of Team Canada! As of right now, we are the only tag team in this federation. So it only makes sense that we should be rewarded the titles!
Wits: But we had to do nothing at all to earn them! 'Sup with that?? Maybe if two people would man up and start a tag team to actually challenge us?
NooDLE: That sounds like a possibility. So we, Team Canada, have decided to initiate an open challenge to any other tag teams.
Wits: But wait, theres more! For anyone who accpepts this challenge, the tag titles will be on the line! So is anyone interested?? We'd be glad to actually have to fight to earn these titles, so once again, is anyone interested!?!?!
NooDLE: Guess not? Oh well, for now we are tag champs, and it will stay that way forever, unless someone accepts our challenge. But, we will have to wait to show everyone the skill and ability that is Team Canada!
Wits: So... Here comes an Ass-Kicking, courtesy of Team Canada eh!
Guerilla Radio by Rage Against the Machine hits again, and Team Canada walks out of the arena holding the tag titles high above their head.