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I could do better, but I'm so busy right now.
I officially fucking suck the penis of a 55 year old transvestite French prostitute.
I seriously need to grow a pair.
I am a mediocre waste, have a brain comparable to Jett Travolta's, a fat slob who thinks I'm good looking but isn't. I'm an ass kisser. Jake, CM, Justin and IC are cool, but I'd fuck the rest of you.
Farewell.
Edited version
This place officially fucking sucks the penis of a 15 year old transvestite called Colamania.
All of you seriously need to grow some cheese.
Sly's a mediocre teacher, Norcal has a brain comparable to wood, Becca's thinks she's the hotty but really she's the notty. This place is full of ass kissers. Jake is cool, fuck the rest of you.
Arevaderche.
I could do better, but I'm so busy right now.