Mouthy Idiot
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ECW= Extreme Championship Wrestling...... Blah Blah Blah.... The reason I am writing this is because lately I have noticed a trend where people keep looking back at ECW as some serious promotion who actually belongs in the same category of WCW and WWE. I dont get it... I never will. I dont think ECW belongs nowhere near the top. Quite Frankly I think ECW was laughable and amateur. I remember watching ECW when I could find it on some crappy channel late at night , this was pre TNN. I was younger then so I kinda bought into the whole 'Extreme" and "naughty" blood and guts mantra they had. But honestly it was a cheap , useless promotion from the very beginning. If you go back and watch those shows it was so poorly done and tacky. I do remember the intro was kinda cool with the "Hey man nice shot" song by Filter playing and seeing the bad ass highlights. But the talent wasnt there,. the TV production was so cheap and the editing was poorly done. I understand Paul Heyman didnt have the budget to do anything great, but at the same time thats kinda the whole point. ECW was cheap.
When they finally got on PPV of course I ordered a couple of them and ultimately I guess you could say you got a decent deal. It wasnt great but it wasnt any worse than some of the junk ppv's the wcw and wwe were putting out at the time. But with ECW it always felt cheap and low budget and shady and dirty. The talent in ECW was basically a bunch of guys who couldnt make it to the WWF/WWE on their own. They were weekend warriors/ losers with bad bodies who didnt have the talent to make it. There were a few exceptions to the rule. RVD being one of them. The problem with Rob is hes a moron, hes more worried about getting high and worshipping some plant than he is about being a mega superstar making millions. Thats where a guy like John Cena owns Rob... Cena gets it... RVD doesnt. Taz was a badass character but it turns out Taz is apparently a pussy in real life. Too many guys have come out saying Taz is a fake. I believe them. Raven had talent in terms of character and charisma. But hes another guy who couldnt see the bigger picture , he plugged his depressed raven/drug gimmick way 2 hard. Nobody cared after awhile.. get over it you whiny depressed drugger. Shane Douglas was probably the best "WWE" style guy they had. Shane was tall enough and big enough to be the main guy.
The problem with Shane was he pegged himself into a corner by using the F word and any other bad word he could find in his promos to "get over" with those drunk bingo hall crowds. Fake/shooting on Flair and all those boys was a big work to get over. Sabu the king of botching.. A total freak... The Dudleys were 2 fat philadelphia bums who got lucky they made the careers they ultimately did. Tommy Dreamer was boring , chubby and a poor mans Mick Foley. New Jack should be named New Joke.. He couldnt wrestle nobody. He was a bad attitude street thug who did what he wanted because the other guys were scared of him because he probably would cap their ass if they shot on him in the ring. He would get his ass kicked in a fight against RVD a real fight. When he bladed that fat kid that was probably the best thing he ever did in the business. New Joke is a loser and I remember him trying to get into acting when he was on that movie Beyond the Mat.. . I bet hes a tough son of a bitch tho. He took that table bump off the balcony and broke himself up.
And yes I know guys like Jericho and Mysterio and Eddie and Benoit were in ECW but those guys got the hell out of there quick. They knew it was amataeur hour there. I am not a "Heyman Guy" at all. I think Paul Heyman is the most overrated "mind" in the biz.. I am sick of hearing how smart and talented he is. I think his only talent is kissing Brock Lesnars ass. I dont think I have ever seen a grown man kiss another mans ass like he does Brocks. Oh and Paul FYI Brock got his ass kicked by Cain and Alistair. So your love buddy isnt the baddest man alive like you claim. I would be money Kurt Angle in his prime would throw Brock around in a wrestling match like a bitch. Brock is a bully and a front runner he dont like it when you hit back or stand up to him. Bottom line about Heyman.. He is good on the mic. He is a good self promoter and a decent manager in terms of getting heat for his guys but he will always be number 3... He could never beat Vince or Eric, He wouldnt beat them even if he had the same budget.
I heard something about how Vince never even watched ECW one time back in the day, he could care less. They werent even on his radar. The only reason Eric signed and later WWE signed ECW guys was because the business is fan driven and some fans wanted to see those guys in the big show. They were all side show / less talented guys. I know this column is harsh but I stand by what I have said. I do think ECW had a few things that were cool and inventive but in reality , the cold harsh reality it was a second rate promotion. It doesnt belong in the top. So what do you guys think? I know alot of you are ECW fans and probably hate me but just be honest about it. What is stone cold truth? Please if you reply, try to give explanations for why ECW was so great. Dont just say I am a hater or that it was better because those guys were extreme and different. Really try to give a good reason. The matches themselves were always overdone and sometimes rediculous. Kevin Nash made a good point in an interview one time where he said the finishes were not believeable. Wrestling is a work we all know it so in ECW a guy would get hit in the head with 20 chair shots and kick out of the pin. It was overdone and unrealistic.
When they finally got on PPV of course I ordered a couple of them and ultimately I guess you could say you got a decent deal. It wasnt great but it wasnt any worse than some of the junk ppv's the wcw and wwe were putting out at the time. But with ECW it always felt cheap and low budget and shady and dirty. The talent in ECW was basically a bunch of guys who couldnt make it to the WWF/WWE on their own. They were weekend warriors/ losers with bad bodies who didnt have the talent to make it. There were a few exceptions to the rule. RVD being one of them. The problem with Rob is hes a moron, hes more worried about getting high and worshipping some plant than he is about being a mega superstar making millions. Thats where a guy like John Cena owns Rob... Cena gets it... RVD doesnt. Taz was a badass character but it turns out Taz is apparently a pussy in real life. Too many guys have come out saying Taz is a fake. I believe them. Raven had talent in terms of character and charisma. But hes another guy who couldnt see the bigger picture , he plugged his depressed raven/drug gimmick way 2 hard. Nobody cared after awhile.. get over it you whiny depressed drugger. Shane Douglas was probably the best "WWE" style guy they had. Shane was tall enough and big enough to be the main guy.
The problem with Shane was he pegged himself into a corner by using the F word and any other bad word he could find in his promos to "get over" with those drunk bingo hall crowds. Fake/shooting on Flair and all those boys was a big work to get over. Sabu the king of botching.. A total freak... The Dudleys were 2 fat philadelphia bums who got lucky they made the careers they ultimately did. Tommy Dreamer was boring , chubby and a poor mans Mick Foley. New Jack should be named New Joke.. He couldnt wrestle nobody. He was a bad attitude street thug who did what he wanted because the other guys were scared of him because he probably would cap their ass if they shot on him in the ring. He would get his ass kicked in a fight against RVD a real fight. When he bladed that fat kid that was probably the best thing he ever did in the business. New Joke is a loser and I remember him trying to get into acting when he was on that movie Beyond the Mat.. . I bet hes a tough son of a bitch tho. He took that table bump off the balcony and broke himself up.
And yes I know guys like Jericho and Mysterio and Eddie and Benoit were in ECW but those guys got the hell out of there quick. They knew it was amataeur hour there. I am not a "Heyman Guy" at all. I think Paul Heyman is the most overrated "mind" in the biz.. I am sick of hearing how smart and talented he is. I think his only talent is kissing Brock Lesnars ass. I dont think I have ever seen a grown man kiss another mans ass like he does Brocks. Oh and Paul FYI Brock got his ass kicked by Cain and Alistair. So your love buddy isnt the baddest man alive like you claim. I would be money Kurt Angle in his prime would throw Brock around in a wrestling match like a bitch. Brock is a bully and a front runner he dont like it when you hit back or stand up to him. Bottom line about Heyman.. He is good on the mic. He is a good self promoter and a decent manager in terms of getting heat for his guys but he will always be number 3... He could never beat Vince or Eric, He wouldnt beat them even if he had the same budget.
I heard something about how Vince never even watched ECW one time back in the day, he could care less. They werent even on his radar. The only reason Eric signed and later WWE signed ECW guys was because the business is fan driven and some fans wanted to see those guys in the big show. They were all side show / less talented guys. I know this column is harsh but I stand by what I have said. I do think ECW had a few things that were cool and inventive but in reality , the cold harsh reality it was a second rate promotion. It doesnt belong in the top. So what do you guys think? I know alot of you are ECW fans and probably hate me but just be honest about it. What is stone cold truth? Please if you reply, try to give explanations for why ECW was so great. Dont just say I am a hater or that it was better because those guys were extreme and different. Really try to give a good reason. The matches themselves were always overdone and sometimes rediculous. Kevin Nash made a good point in an interview one time where he said the finishes were not believeable. Wrestling is a work we all know it so in ECW a guy would get hit in the head with 20 chair shots and kick out of the pin. It was overdone and unrealistic.