Joined, made one post, was infracted by Jake even though it wouldn't be considered spam. Seven months later I saw Shadowmancer's Wrestler of the Week thread on the main page and thought I could talk about that, posted in it every week, was told I knew my stuff.
I started doing the LD's and basically took them over along with Norcal. Started posting more and more and about eight months later, IC sends me a PM asking if I want to be a mod. For reasons I still don't understand I turn it down.
Somewhere in there I start talking to Tim, Sparky and Rusty who were up when I was due to living in Australia. One night they had an argument and I said they should have a match to decide who won with me as referee. This joke went on for about a month before I started making up storylines, eventually becoming Outback Championship Wrestling, a parody of WZCW because I said I could make one on my own without a bunch of writers like they kept requesting. I thought it was nothing of note until one day I switched the world title and IC (admin at the time) freaks out, saying the booking makes no sense. About three days later I wake up and manage to say "YOU ACTUALLY READ THIS???" It turns out OCW is becoming a sleeper hit, eventually becoming the biggest thread in the history of the forums with I believe every active staff member posting in it at one point. That ran for about three years.
Four more months go by and I get involved with running a horribly done Movie Tournament, earning another mod spot offer. I accept this one which is a good decision as apparently Norcal was going to threaten me with violence if I didn't take it. Oh and I replaced Derf on staff who lasted I believe 36 hours as a mod.
I become known as an old school expert, though Shocky was still considered the king. Everyone wanted to see us go at it one time to see who was the best. One day the gauntlet was laid down, Shocky took exception to something I said, and the forums crashed, staying down for four days. We haven't tried again since.
I was a regular mod for less than four months before being promoted to G-Mod, which might be a record. Somewhere in there I wrote Becca a porn story about her, Norcal and Shawn Michaels, setting off a relationship that is still going today with me looking at engagement rings. Then I posted. A lot. Like more than Jack-Hammer could ever dream of doing. It eventually got me to the highest post count and highest rep on the forums at the same time.
Around the time I was promoted to G-Mod, I decided I needed to do something big. With Wrestlemania 25 coming up, I figured I'd review every show in Wrestlemania history. The thread received rave reviews and won Thread of the Year. I decided to do it for all of the Big Four plus In Your House. I said why not do every PPV ever and Justin said there's no way I'd do it. This is the worst thing you can tell me, as I became obsessed with the idea and spent four years accomplishing it.
I became admin a year and a half after becoming G-Mod and Becca came to see me for the first time six motnhs later. I also started a website to make money off my reviews which has evolved into my main source of income, making me the only person here to find both his future wife and his full time job as a result of the forums.
Also, I will outlast Slyfox and become the undisputed king of the forums. This will happen.
