Don't you hate it...

[Rusty]

I don't look down there. Sorry.

 

[The Bearded One]

So am I the only one who likes to play games in this situation? Like, distance pissing? See how far back you can stand, and still manage to hit the stream in the toilet?

I've gone several feet before. That game rules.

I play it all the time, even bonerless.
One time I was at Walmart and had to piss. So I walk into the bathroom and I see this guy with a full on bone pissing whilestanding about 2 feet away from the toilet and holding onto his swizzle stick with both hands. I just turned around and walked out.

 

[Papa Shango]

I play it all the time, even bonerless.
One time I was at Walmart and had to piss. So I walk into the bathroom and I see this guy with a full on bone pissing whilestanding about 2 feet away from the toilet and holding onto his swizzle stick with both hands. I just turned around and walked out.

Well, I'm definitely not going to bed NOW.

 

[Spunky]

Well, I'm definitely not going to bed NOW.

I bet your not sleeping, Well not at least for 10 minutes.

 

[Stickstar 16]

i think the worst time to get wood is when one of ur decent girl mates decides to sit on ur lap, or like dance up really close to u, i've had a few close calls over the years

 

[santinoistight44]

I don't look down there. Sorry.

it just sticks out! ITS SMILING AT ME!!!!!!

 

[Deadman]

That shit is stupid I almost pied on my face.

 

[C.M.]

That shit is stupid I almost pied on my face.

Bumping old threads

Banned

 

[Deadman]

how

 

[Mr. TM]

Bumping old threads

Read the rules

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

The thread isn't old enough to be considered "old", is it?

 

[Deadman]

Yes, why yes it is.