Don't you hate it....

[Monkey_Mania]

When you wake up and have an erection. Then realize you have to pee?


Guys? Becca?

 

[The Dewbliners]

Indeed sir.

Come to think of it, I don't know whether to bend it down, or not. Damn sure not pissing in my face.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Just step in the shower. If by chance it hits you in the face, then the water will just wash it off. Remember to keep mouth and eyes shut though.

 

[Scotty]

Deja Vu.

 

[X]

None of you could handle Becca's cock.

 

[BOSS Productions]

YES I hate when that happens , that happened to me often this summer , I played the pee game LOL and I hate when I get erections when I stare at my teacher , one time I got an Erection while I was talking to her and she was sitting , I was standing , it was right in her face. You don't want to know what happens next ,That's embarrassing.

 

[Razor]

I bend it every time. It's rather awkward, but I'm not pissing into the air and trying to aim it back into the toilet. That's just fucking ******ed.

 

[Razor]

YES I hate when that happens , that happened to me often this summer , I played the pee game LOL and I hate when I get erections when I stare at my teacher , one time I got an Erection while I was talking to her and she was sitting , I was standing , it was right in her face. You don't want to know what happens next ,That's embarrassing.

I want to know. Tell me.

 

[Scotty]

Ya know, I used to think my "thing" got hard when i had to pee.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

YES I hate when that happens , that happened to me often this summer , I played the pee game LOL and I hate when I get erections when I stare at my teacher , one time I got an Erection while I was talking to her and she was sitting , I was standing , it was right in her face. You don't want to know what happens next ,That's embarrassing.

Look, I asked guys, or becca to answer this question. You don't follow either rule. Now, go piss off...

 

[Spaceman Spif]

Fuckin' sucks I tell you. I usually lean over a bit using one hand one on the wall, then bend it a little, so I don't piss all over the toliet seat lid, that or I just piss in the bathtub and rinse it out.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Ahh, I see. The tripod method. Only works when Im tired and dont want to sit down.

 

[Stuntz]

Look, I asked guys, or becca to answer this question. You don't follow either rule. Now, go piss off...

On topic nice cold shower in the a.m. always helps with that morning annoyance. Damn now I gotta piss!

 

[Via Armbar]

Two options: rub one out or do that thing where you kind swivel your hips down adn get it at just the right angle and hope it softens and let it go.

 

[Scotty]

Walk it off, man....Just walk it off.