Donald Trump Buys Raw.

[Crush1]

For starters I just want to say that this is a rant and if you are the type of person who dislikes rants I suggest you click the left arrow button on your pc right now.

*sigh* Where should I begin.

So you might have heard that Donald Trump ''bought'' Raw. I'm thinking to myself when I hear this: What's the damn use? because lets face it this move only benefits the promotion WWE and not ''us'' the fans. Because how in the hell is Donald Trump going to entertain you, me and the non-casual wrestling fan?

I was expecting a new GM. As it was fucking anounced. Someone like Flair, Stone Cold hell even Vince himself would do for me. I just wanted someone with a connection to the wrestling business that wasnt some fucking dick like Vickie or a clown who botched like shit Adamle or a boring bitch like Stephanie. And look at what happened, Donald Trump shows up on my screen. And I'm pissed off. Because what the hell does Donald Trump have to do with wrestling? what can he add to the product. You wanna know what? NOTHING absolutely NOTHING. He's a boring old fat billionaire who we as fans dont give a flying fuck about. I'd rather have Hornswoggle shoved up my ass than to have this asshole on my god damn tv every monday.

Every time I get excited about something in the WWE I just end up getting disappointed.

I'm really starting to hate Vince. The guy is such a fucking media ****e, he never thinks about the product but only about money and advertising his promotion. That's why he hired Trump to get attention. Vince is just like an old dad who lost his connection with you the son. He thinks that you like it when he picks you up from school. Sure you may have liked it when you were a kid but not when your a fucking teenager. (just to give an example) This man doesn't understand that when you improve the PRODUCT people will tune in no matter what. However people wont tune in to see Donald Fucking Trump.

The segment that was suposed to introduce Trump was also fucking horribly done. Everything just told you it was fucking fake. Vince had Trump so called '' live on satelite '' But you could tell that it was fucking taped. If you expect us to believe this shit then you could at least ACT decent. An example, even my little brother of 5 didnt believe me when I told him that Trump was live. Damn. I thought to myself the WWE has hit rock bottom with this shit and I'm an idiot for continuing to keep on watching it.

The lame comedy skits, the lack of quality wrestling and now Trump. Whoop Dee Fucking Doo. It's sooooo great to be a wrestling fan.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

They only mentioned Flair and a new GM as a swerve so the Trump angle wouldn't be leaked. They had this planned for months

 

[Christian Battlez]

I don't like this Donald Trump angle either. When McMahon said he was selling Raw I thought no way...its gotta be Eric Bischoff. Ever since they knew Vickie was resigning they must have been contacting Bischoff to replace her. But the more the night went on the more I thought its fucking gonna be trump. Boy was I let down, then the dumbass announcement of a LMS match next week on Raw followed by a singles rematch at the ppv. Here are my problems with that.

A.) Why give away your ppv main event with a gimmick attached none the less on free tv. How do you expect people to order the ppv?

B.) A LMS match leaves a large possibility either superstar could be injured before the bigger match at the ppv. If you want them in the ring together do it in a segment or a tag team match not a gimmick match with two superstars whos careers have been hampered with injuries.

c.) Why is the gimmick match coming before the normal match? Shouldn't they wrestle one on one and then have the LMS match after to settle shit. "Here I beat you down so bad you couldn't get up after a ten count. Let's see if you can do it after 3?" That's just stupid booking on WWE's part.

D.) Why are they wrestling twice? If Orton wins he should be facing someone else at The Bash if Triple H couldn't get the job done the first time why does he get ANOTHER shot a week later on ppv? If HHH wins Orton could just use his rematch clause which is what they'll prolly do. But then why dud Orton win the 4 way? Why not just have HHH win it instead of giving Orton another short reign. He's a 5 time champ now and only one of his reigns lasted more than two months.

ECW is my favorite show right now. I mark for The Hart Dynasty,Christian,Swagger,Dreamer,Bourne,and Ryder. They all wrestle on ECW all in one hour. Great stuff. Become enlightened.