Domestic football - spam version

[Lee]

He's always been overrated.

 

[Dave]

Yep, overrated for sure. Everton have the potential to be a upper mid table side. With Martinez in charge, they will never get to that point. They need to think bigger.

 

[Alastor]

Martinez seem like a manager that can establish a culture of crowd-pleasing style of football but seems very naive when it comes to establishing a defence.

 

[L@RISANO]

Who would be a good choice for Everton Manager if they want to try battling the Pools and Spurs in the EPL?

 

[Alastor]

Their previous manager would be one.

 

[A11oftheLights]

Pep Guardiola: "Don’t write about him. Don’t try to describe him: watch him."



Vid is sucky quality but...:

[YOUTUBE]watch?v=MMCnrocXYIg[/YOUTUBE]

Just like to go back to this for a second


its really not that good as it made out be milner. Milner spreads his legs quicker than a high school ****. You'll see better nutmegs in the NPL in Australia

 

[Lee]

Who would be a good choice for Everton Manager if they want to try battling the Pools and Spurs in the EPL?

The pools?

 

[Alastor]

Just like to go back to this for a second


its really not that good as it made out be milner. Milner spreads his legs quicker than a high school ****. You'll see better nutmegs in the NPL in Australia

You must be really sad.

 

[A11oftheLights]

You must be really sad.

why i just hate the way people were carrying on with that when milner left a gap wide enough to drive a car through, i've pulled off harder nutmegs running around in ballarat ffs

 

[L@RISANO]

The pools?

 

[L@RISANO]

Just like to go back to this for a second


its really not that good as it made out be milner. Milner spreads his legs quicker than a high school ****. You'll see better nutmegs in the NPL in Australia

 

[A11oftheLights]

I'm looking for a point...

 

[L@RISANO]

I'm looking for a point...

 

[Lee]

I assume you mean Liverpool but no one calls them that.

 

[L@RISANO]

I assume you mean Liverpool but no one calls them that.

Indeed, I am aware of that.


btw, Do you see Newcastle retaining John Carver beyond this season?

 

[Lee]

Yes. They shouldn't but Ashley will keep him.

In other news North Shields won the first leg of the FA vase semi final. Exciting times.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Well that's our season over. Top half finish appears to be our best hope. We haven't won a game in ages. Perhaps not selling two of our best players to our strongest opponents, a mere weeks before we had to play them four games in a row, would've been a good idea, no?

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Harry Kane just got called up..... Next Wayne Rooney? Either way this kid's potential is off the charts.

 

[Lee]

I wouldn't be surprised if Kane turns out to have a good year, gets sold somewhere for £40million then does shit.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

There is that fear yes... But I play football manager and he's done good

 

[Lee]

https://twitter.com/CuntsOfFootball/status/575041571973914624

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

https://twitter.com/CuntsOfFootball/status/575041571973914624

Good guy Gerrard must have seen that video and decided he needed to get himself back to the changing room ASAP to sort him out.

 

[Lee]

14:32

Manchester United edged things territorially in the first half.

Will that change now Steven Gerrard is on?

Lets see...

RED CARD

Liverpool 0-1 Man Utd - Steven Gerrard

Less than a minute into the second half and Steven Gerrard is gone!

Just far too pumped up, the Liverpool legend clatters into Juan Mata inside 15 seconds. Hard, but fair.

But when Ander Herrera snaps back with a tackle of his own, Gerrard reacts by stamping on his shin.

It's a clear red. Whoever you are.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Mata's second goal is good but it makes me miss seeing Mark Hughes score those kind of goals with a lot more power. He gets overshadowed by Cantona in terms of impact on the younger players but Hughes was a great older veteran that doesn't seem to get the recognition he deserves.

And that's my tangent thought for the day.

 

[Miko]

Harry Kane's England call up is good but scary. I just find myself waiting for the inevitable backlash for a temporary loss of form "Harry Kane is shit I always knew he was shit rawrawrawrawr I am a fat cunt with no future, etc!"