Domestic football - spam version

[Lee]

Because we always play shit against West Brom.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

McCoist is a class act.

...now where's Lennon to mumble and whine?

 

[¡Roján!]

I like the orange strip, Lee. Very avantgarde.

 

[Lee]

Ignore what I said. Cracking play.

 

[Lee]

Woy looked like he was gonna top himself.

 

[Lee]

Bastard cpt colo's out for two weeks.

 

[Lee]

That was definitely a pen.

 

[Loveless]

What a surprise. A referee comes to the rescue of Man Ure at Old Trafford yet again.

 

[Барбоса]

If there was ever proof needed that the combination of Giggs, Scholes and Carrick are defensively suspect, it was there for all to see as Fulham walked through the Utd midfield like it was not there on numerous occasions

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/manchester-united/9167751/Manchester-United-fanzine-Red-Issue-defiant-over-Fabrice-Muamba-grief-junkies-cover.html

Bunch of fucking scumbags. Yet another reason why everyone hates Man Utd fans.

 

[Барбоса]

Alan Shearer showering himself in glory with the candidate he thinks has a chance of replacing Capello should Harry not take the job...

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

Cheeky tenner on Ronaldo to score a hat trick tonight for Madrid at 9/1.

The odds of 13/1 on a Messi hat trick v Milan tomorrow looks appealling too. Will be tough, but I wouldnt put anything past that man at the moment.

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

The odds of 13/1 on a Messi hat trick v Milan tomorrow looks appealling too. Will be tough, but I wouldnt put anything past that man at the moment.

Milans best defender Thiago Silva is out injured so id imagine Messi is going to have a field day tomorrow against Mexes and Nesta.

 

[Lee]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/manchester-united/9167751/Manchester-United-fanzine-Red-Issue-defiant-over-Fabrice-Muamba-grief-junkies-cover.html

Bunch of fucking scumbags. Yet another reason why everyone hates Man Utd fans.

I'm sure it's more of a piss take of the media love in rather than the event itself.

 

[Loveless]

Alan Shearer showering himself in glory with the candidate he thinks has a chance of replacing Capello should Harry not take the job...

There are far worse choices than Glenn Hoddle. The guy did a pretty good job and I wouldn't be against it if he hadn't been out of the game for 6 years.

 

[Lee]

Percentage win wise glann hoddle is 3rd of former England Managers.

 

[Барбоса]

He also has a top class record as a tool.

Just think of it... Ledley King still playing centre half whilst in a wheelchair

 

[Lee]

Fucking hell ITV with their non biased pundits.

 

[Барбоса]

Fucking hell ITV with their non biased pundits.

So long as ITV stick with the useless Adrian Chiles and the cunt-faced fun vacuum that is Roy Keane, their football coverage will remain in the toilet.

According to Roy Keane, there have only been two great players in football history and they were both him

 

[Lee]

They have two former mackem managers as pundits. Fucking hell.

 

[¡Roján!]

Adrian Chiles = Michael Cole
Gary Neville = Booker T
The guy who said ''Everyday I'm shufflin''' when talking of Fergie's team choices = Lawler

 

[Барбоса]

They have two former mackem managers as pundits. Fucking hell.

And one of them is a Scouser who played for Everton

 

[Lee]

Yeah I know that.

Wooop 2-0, Spurs winning. Good night.

 

[Lee]

BWAHAHAH he's been on the pitch three minutes

 

[¡Roján!]

BWAHAHAH he's been on the pitch three minutes

Who has?