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[Dowdsy McDowds]

Every Utd fan I know hated him when he was at Chelsea and now that he's at Madrid and Fergie's coming closer and closer to retirement, they all want Mourinho to become Man Utd's new manager when Fergie's gone.

Him taking over United would be interesting, but let's not kid ourselves, he wouldn't stick around longer than 5 years. He definitely has the pedigree to manage a top club as proved with Porto, Chelsea, Inter and Real, but these are all clubs which he didn't have to maintain much, with maybe Chelsea being the exception.

Whoever fills Fergie's shoes is going to have a tough time, but I'm still hoping Moyes will be a candidate. He's done wonders with hardly any money and has brought on some good young talent, so the question mark I have over him is how he would deal with the big stars with big egos.

 

[a0161613]

Let him take Moyes, that would be hilarious.

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

Id love it if they hired Benitez.

 

[Lee]

Real assist: Pepe's shambolic defending.

Titus Bramble would be proud.

SHE SAID NO

SHE SAID NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OH TITUS SHE SAID NO

 

[¡Roján!]

ssslllaaaggg

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

ssslllaaaggg

Bet & Play...NAW!

 

[Tastycles]

Santon was in some way responsible for at least three and possibly four of Fulham's goals today. He looked very poor defensively, but ok going forward. Every time I see Cabaye and realise he cost less than a quarter of a Jordan Henderson, it makes me cry. Neither Fulham nor Newcastle played particularly well today, but Newcastle totally collapsed in the first 20 minutes of the second half. My mate wanted to leave at half time, glad we didn't.

 

[Lee]

We bottled it after the pen.

Lee to mates at half time "that's off Lee Mason hasn't given a shit decision past us yet".
1) 1st pen outside box
2) 2nd pen the player ran into Krul and then he gave Krul a yellow: it's either a red or nothing.
3) There was a point where Jonas got kicked in the side, fell down and bumped into someone and FUlham got the free kick.

We were shit in the second half, but Guthrie was cracking again.

 

[a0161613]

Liverpool have been just abysmal recently. It's bad enough not beating Stoke at home but losing to Bolton away is terrible.

Kenny should be under serious pressure.

 

[¡Roján!]

All of today's results benefit Arsenal more than anyone. Knowing this, we'll glass bottle it (yeah!) tomorrow.

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

Hopefully Kenny will give the team a kick up the arse after today. He's been far to easygoing after some pretty shit performances this season.

 

[Brilliant Human Being]

All of today's results benefit Arsenal more than anyone. Knowing this, we'll glass bottle it (yeah!) tomorrow.

You there! Arsenal fan! How do you reckon tomorrow will pan out? Personally, I'm positively rocking a semi at the thought of Valencia taking on your makeshift left back (Miquel or something?)/ 3-1 United.

 

[¡Roján!]

No chance, don. We're both on a bad run of form and really, the day is set up for vengeance for both Spurs and Arsenal.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Beware of the beast Rohan. His name is Jones! Also if Lindegaard plays, I'd be more confident of a United win, though it does depend who the 10 out-field players are of course.

Is Henry fit to play today?

 

[¡Roján!]

He's a doubt, apparently. He's not, though, he'll play.

I'm such a tit for betting on Spurs. I forgot they're still typicsl yids. Think, Rohan, think.

 

[Lee]

Spurs just produced one of the performances of the season. Magnificent. And absolutely, undeservedly heartbreaking. - Chris Bevan former BBC writer.

Erm if it was the performance of the season they wouldn't have been beaten would they have? Fuck sake media get off Spurs' cock.

 

[¡Roján!]

Gareth Bale.
Show up.
Score class goal.
Get bummed by press.
Do nothing for 3 months.
Repeat.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Erm if it was the performance of the season they wouldn't have been beaten would they have? Fuck sake media get off Spurs' cock.

I'm surprised the press box didn't implode with rage when Parker got a double kick off Mario.

Very so-so game though, first half was stale, second half had a good goal flurry then injury time provided drama.

Edit: The beast is down

 

[Freedom 35]

I dont follow the premeirship too closely, I like Newcastle because I like Jonas alot. but my team is River Plate. its been a tough year to be a River fan, but theyll be back in no time. Boca-River in two days too, a win there will make alot of things much easier

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

I dont follow the premeirship too closely, I like Newcastle because I like Jonas alot. but my team is River Plate. its been a tough year to be a River fan, but theyll be back in no time. Boca-River in two days too, a win there will make alot of things much easier

What are your thoughts on the Tevez situation at the moment?

 

[Lee]

I dont follow the premeirship too closely, I like Newcastle because I like Jonas alot. but my team is River Plate. its been a tough year to be a River fan, but theyll be back in no time. Boca-River in two days too, a win there will make alot of things much easier

Good man, I've met him before and told him I had Spiderman 18 on the back of my Newcastle top and he said "that has made my day" and shook my hand.

 

[Freedom 35]

What are your thoughts on the Tevez situation at the moment?

well I think Tevez is an idiot who has been enabled his whole career. and if anything it benefits me because he wont be playing for la seleccion anytime soon, and IMO thats good. He only held Kun Aguero back in Copa America and the World Cup. Id defend Luis Suarez before Id defend Tevez, and I DESPISE Suarez. but I'd only defend his racism, "negro" has a completely different context here in Argentina/Uruguay. I get called negro alot and Im as white as they come, it's a friendly term. His style of play makes him an enemy of mine though, he's everything people despise CR7 for but he isnt close to as skilled.

and Lee, thats awesome I'd love to meet Jonas, I live really close to where the national team practices, so next time theyre in town Im gonna swing by and see who I can run in to.

 

[¡Roján!]

That's it, sell van Persie, RIGHT NOW.

 

[¡Roján!]

Mertesacker, my man. He's playing extremely well today.

 

[Tastycles]

What a goal. Oxlade-Chamberlain has played well.